remember his for the ages rivalry with the age of consent guy?

wish i could agree, because its funny, and all the people going "but what about bad movie?" and u responding with "yea" makes it funnier, but unfortinately ive seen the transformers movie where mark wahlberg plays a texan inventor and does *nothing* about his boston accent and infact leans into it

heartbreaking, worst person you know has one cool aspect about themself

in a better world it would be

you get a rly bad headache and cant tell whats going on, its not fun

gta 4 had multiplayer?

and leave the situation?

not even this one?

so then im having a first date with someone every single day? ill allow it, hope i get to meet em someday

...were talking sbout the shark movie right?

what about dont dookie december?

objectively the correct reason to eat stadium nachos

i have no idea what any of this means except for vaguely remembering the name keith olberman, isnt he that guy who said trump would definitely be impeached for russiagate by year end 2017?

it has the energy of in king of the hill when bill is telling hank hes endangering the sanctity of the neighborhood that his children might someday be in

atop this fire chair

"he desired."
great entire sentence

wear one of those capes they have football players wear on the sidelines

well thats dumb, punishing sex workers doesnt help them stop doing sex work, and trying to encourage them to switch to sfw parasocial shit is a good way to get alot of people killed tbh

wha happun?