lisabug
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San Francisco 🌉
Pun 👸🏽
🐈⬛ 🐈 Mom
Pisces ♓
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lisabug
@lisabug.bsky.social
· Sep 29
Chicken tenders are just a meat ladle for ranch dressing.
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be a dear and bring me my favorite crazy straw and a bottle of bourbon, won't you?
November 14, 2025 at 1:31 AM
be a dear and bring me my favorite crazy straw and a bottle of bourbon, won't you?
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coffee so strong i need a surge protector for my central nervous system
November 12, 2025 at 12:29 PM
coffee so strong i need a surge protector for my central nervous system
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who up making false promises to themselves tomorrow morning
November 12, 2025 at 5:54 AM
who up making false promises to themselves tomorrow morning
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Instead of building a ship in a bottle I took a bottle on a ship. Now there’s a man overboard and I’ve been banned from Carnival Cruises for life.
November 12, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Instead of building a ship in a bottle I took a bottle on a ship. Now there’s a man overboard and I’ve been banned from Carnival Cruises for life.
I don’t care what they say, chocolate cake should be FSA eligible.
November 11, 2025 at 4:42 AM
I don’t care what they say, chocolate cake should be FSA eligible.
I'm holding my life together with duct tape and tequila. You?
November 11, 2025 at 4:33 AM
I'm holding my life together with duct tape and tequila. You?
*draws chalk outline around my credit score*
November 11, 2025 at 4:31 AM
*draws chalk outline around my credit score*
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when gandalf the grey became gandalf the white did the pubes change
July 21, 2025 at 10:57 PM
when gandalf the grey became gandalf the white did the pubes change
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Walrus potato does not care for your hurtful comparison.
November 7, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Walrus potato does not care for your hurtful comparison.
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it’s called the imperial march because they’re not meter soldiers
November 6, 2025 at 2:41 PM
it’s called the imperial march because they’re not meter soldiers
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Art teacher: I think you've misunderstood. It's the models who will be nude.
Me: Well this is awkward.
Me: Well this is awkward.
November 5, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Art teacher: I think you've misunderstood. It's the models who will be nude.
Me: Well this is awkward.
Me: Well this is awkward.
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poking at your very dead looking skeet with a stick...
November 6, 2025 at 12:03 AM
poking at your very dead looking skeet with a stick...
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quitting my day job to become a full time shitposter with a great sponsorship deal
*tips my head back and pours Doritos crumbs directly into my mouth; turns to camera and smiles*
*tips my head back and pours Doritos crumbs directly into my mouth; turns to camera and smiles*
November 4, 2025 at 10:07 PM
quitting my day job to become a full time shitposter with a great sponsorship deal
*tips my head back and pours Doritos crumbs directly into my mouth; turns to camera and smiles*
*tips my head back and pours Doritos crumbs directly into my mouth; turns to camera and smiles*
Drop something yellow
November 4, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Drop something yellow
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My doctor said Mylanta…would be a beautiful name for a girl.
August 22, 2025 at 11:11 PM
My doctor said Mylanta…would be a beautiful name for a girl.
Does anyone have any questions for me?
November 4, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Does anyone have any questions for me?
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The secret to being a 𝗀̶𝗈̶𝗈̶𝖽̶ dad can be summed up in 4 words:
“Go ask your mother”
“Go ask your mother”
November 3, 2025 at 1:33 PM
The secret to being a 𝗀̶𝗈̶𝗈̶𝖽̶ dad can be summed up in 4 words:
“Go ask your mother”
“Go ask your mother”
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“Hey there, sexy ladies!”
“Just ignore him, Arlene.”
“Just ignore him, Arlene.”
November 3, 2025 at 1:44 PM
“Hey there, sexy ladies!”
“Just ignore him, Arlene.”
“Just ignore him, Arlene.”
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“Come on, Fitzy, you can do better than this” he muttered to himself without basis.
November 3, 2025 at 1:33 PM
“Come on, Fitzy, you can do better than this” he muttered to himself without basis.
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“I farms the taters...”
“...and I mashes the taters.”
“...and I mashes the taters.”
November 3, 2025 at 5:32 PM
“I farms the taters...”
“...and I mashes the taters.”
“...and I mashes the taters.”
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I'm finding it hard to keep myself uninformed.
November 3, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I'm finding it hard to keep myself uninformed.
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I think I’m ready to start eating competitively.
November 3, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I think I’m ready to start eating competitively.
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That’s such a French thing to do
November 3, 2025 at 11:43 PM
That’s such a French thing to do
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“HALLOWEEN IS OVER NOW GET OFF MY LAWN!”
November 4, 2025 at 1:30 AM
“HALLOWEEN IS OVER NOW GET OFF MY LAWN!”