Lindsay Goldwert
@lindsaygoldwert.bsky.social
Author, journalist, editorial director, delighted participant. New book THE MIDLIFE PLOT TWIST coming Fall 2026 http://www.lindsaygoldwert.com
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Well, it's finally a real thing! Our funny, helpful, NOT-just-about-freakin menopause book about getting to get what you want in your 40s and 50s, tentatively titled "Midseason Plot Twist!" (we've been through quite a few changes), will be out in Fall 2026!
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For years he lived a double life, secretly making anti-Communist paintings. He found fame in the late 1980s, once his work was shown outside the Soviet Union. www.nytimes.com/2025/12/05/a...
Erik Bulatov, Russian Painter Who Undermined Soviet Propaganda, Dies at 92
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December 6, 2025 at 6:01 PM
For years he lived a double life, secretly making anti-Communist paintings. He found fame in the late 1980s, once his work was shown outside the Soviet Union. www.nytimes.com/2025/12/05/a...
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Netscape Navigator
December 6, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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I think I’m a pretty witty bitch for a girl who quoted Dennis Miller in her high school yearbook blurb
December 6, 2025 at 5:04 AM
I think I’m a pretty witty bitch for a girl who quoted Dennis Miller in her high school yearbook blurb
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity
December 6, 2025 at 3:48 AM
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity
I met a guy at the beauty counter at Nordstrom who told me that when he’s not working there, he practices Roman law in South America
December 4, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I met a guy at the beauty counter at Nordstrom who told me that when he’s not working there, he practices Roman law in South America
Guys, I minded my own business today and it was glorious
December 3, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Guys, I minded my own business today and it was glorious
LinkedIn is now offering Games to distract people who they cannot find jobs
December 3, 2025 at 5:44 AM
LinkedIn is now offering Games to distract people who they cannot find jobs
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Trash Cat thought you might like to see some of his most stirring portrait
December 3, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Trash Cat thought you might like to see some of his most stirring portrait
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‘You boy! How do I unsubscribe from all these Black Friday emails?’
December 1, 2025 at 7:42 AM
‘You boy! How do I unsubscribe from all these Black Friday emails?’
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"Strong floor, no ceiling" is very literally the basis of like every Gilded Age political cartoon
November 30, 2025 at 9:41 PM
"Strong floor, no ceiling" is very literally the basis of like every Gilded Age political cartoon
Hair grows. Nails grow. Why not teeth? I call bullshit
December 1, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Hair grows. Nails grow. Why not teeth? I call bullshit
There should be an award for Best Re-Enactor in a Medium Budget BBC Royal History Miniseries
December 1, 2025 at 2:18 AM
There should be an award for Best Re-Enactor in a Medium Budget BBC Royal History Miniseries
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In related news, a bunch of transphobes have been trying to start an argument with me for the last couple of days and why would I engage in that when I could do pretty much anything else instead?
The most precious commodity you have is your attention. You don’t have to waste it on poor-faith debates or arguments with strangers if you don’t think they’ll be productive. You can prioritize the things that matter to you and make your life richer.
November 30, 2025 at 8:13 PM
In related news, a bunch of transphobes have been trying to start an argument with me for the last couple of days and why would I engage in that when I could do pretty much anything else instead?
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“Ah, just one more thing, sir. You’re blowing up those boats, saying they’re filled with drugs headed for the US. But then you go and pardon the guy who brought in 400 tons of cocaine. That’s billions of doses. Help me understand that.”
November 30, 2025 at 3:25 AM
“Ah, just one more thing, sir. You’re blowing up those boats, saying they’re filled with drugs headed for the US. But then you go and pardon the guy who brought in 400 tons of cocaine. That’s billions of doses. Help me understand that.”
It’s been a long time since I’ve stayed up all night reading a terrible book just to get to the end so I can be free of it in the morning
November 30, 2025 at 8:23 AM
It’s been a long time since I’ve stayed up all night reading a terrible book just to get to the end so I can be free of it in the morning
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I love that @abbottkahler.bsky.social solved this mystery. www.vanityfair.com/culture/stor...
The Florida Divorcée’s Guide to Murder
Hit Man: A Technical Manual for Independent Contractors inspired a triple murder and led to a major First Amendment case. Still, the book is just one chapter in the bizarre story of its author, “Rex F...
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November 29, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I love that @abbottkahler.bsky.social solved this mystery. www.vanityfair.com/culture/stor...
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Are you a woman between the ages of 40-60 with a story about paying off debt that you’d be willing to share ANONYMOUSLY?
It’s for a chapter about coping with debt in midlife We all have debt! Like, literally, all of us! Your story will help others ♥️
I’d love to hear from you. DM me!
It’s for a chapter about coping with debt in midlife We all have debt! Like, literally, all of us! Your story will help others ♥️
I’d love to hear from you. DM me!
November 24, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Are you a woman between the ages of 40-60 with a story about paying off debt that you’d be willing to share ANONYMOUSLY?
It’s for a chapter about coping with debt in midlife We all have debt! Like, literally, all of us! Your story will help others ♥️
I’d love to hear from you. DM me!
It’s for a chapter about coping with debt in midlife We all have debt! Like, literally, all of us! Your story will help others ♥️
I’d love to hear from you. DM me!
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Little kids are the best because they just want to hand you invisible cookies and they don’t talk about politics
November 29, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Little kids are the best because they just want to hand you invisible cookies and they don’t talk about politics
Does the new Ken Burns documentary have the same celebrity voiceover of letters like in “The Civil War?”
November 29, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Does the new Ken Burns documentary have the same celebrity voiceover of letters like in “The Civil War?”
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Never seen anything like this is my god damn life
November 29, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Never seen anything like this is my god damn life
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Mtn Dew Cake-Smash (2021-2021): To honor "all the celebrations we had to miss in 2020", Mtn Dew released this white soda, flavored to taste like lemon and frosted vanilla birthday cake. Initially available only via sweepstakes giveaway, then as an online exclusive for purchase.
May 27, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Mtn Dew Cake-Smash (2021-2021): To honor "all the celebrations we had to miss in 2020", Mtn Dew released this white soda, flavored to taste like lemon and frosted vanilla birthday cake. Initially available only via sweepstakes giveaway, then as an online exclusive for purchase.
It’s okay to be blue today too. The food is good but the feelings are hard
November 28, 2025 at 2:45 AM
It’s okay to be blue today too. The food is good but the feelings are hard
I regret not silently cramming leftover stuffing into my purse
November 28, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I regret not silently cramming leftover stuffing into my purse