jam(i)es stewart from off of it’s a wonderful life
@lilbeethoven92.bsky.social
Letting people down since 1992
defender of the consensus reality
defender of the consensus reality
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If I don’t follow you and you don’t follow me do not interact with me I do not care about your opinions
I work all day, and get half-drunk at night.
Waking at four to soundless dark, I stare.
In time the curtain-edges will grow light.
Till then I see what’s really always there:
Unresting death, a whole day nearer now
I was very clinically fed up when I first read this lols
Waking at four to soundless dark, I stare.
In time the curtain-edges will grow light.
Till then I see what’s really always there:
Unresting death, a whole day nearer now
I was very clinically fed up when I first read this lols
Which lines of poetry live rent-free in your head?
December 7, 2025 at 1:28 PM
I work all day, and get half-drunk at night.
Waking at four to soundless dark, I stare.
In time the curtain-edges will grow light.
Till then I see what’s really always there:
Unresting death, a whole day nearer now
I was very clinically fed up when I first read this lols
Waking at four to soundless dark, I stare.
In time the curtain-edges will grow light.
Till then I see what’s really always there:
Unresting death, a whole day nearer now
I was very clinically fed up when I first read this lols
I think Keir Starmer is very bad at being prime minister and is also a cunt
December 7, 2025 at 12:26 PM
I think Keir Starmer is very bad at being prime minister and is also a cunt
Lol
No. It just means I've made an effort. I don't really care if you think I'm right or not. I just try and stick to ant-racist principles.
December 6, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Lol
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Mom Impressed By Tattooed Person’s Manners
Mom Impressed By Tattooed Person’s Manners
HILLIARD, OH—Reluctantly admitting to the table that she might have been too quick to judge, local mother Janet Greenbaum told family members Thursday that she was actually quite impressed by the mann...
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December 6, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Mom Impressed By Tattooed Person’s Manners
Might get a succulent Chinese meal for tea
December 6, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Might get a succulent Chinese meal for tea
Hi Keir Starmer. Madness did a song about you last night
December 6, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Hi Keir Starmer. Madness did a song about you last night
Spiderman meme
Don’t me so predictably racist
December 6, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Spiderman meme
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James was being antisemitic and people took issue with it
December 6, 2025 at 4:20 PM
James was being antisemitic and people took issue with it
I’m not a green I just (correctly) think you’re a cunt x
It appears that the Greens are a wee bit angry.
December 6, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I’m not a green I just (correctly) think you’re a cunt x
Absolutely fuming about this
Was absolutely dying for a piss so missed house of fun :(
December 6, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Absolutely fuming about this
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Now that I own the BBC, what am I supposed to do with this thing?
December 6, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Now that I own the BBC, what am I supposed to do with this thing?
There’s a blummin billy bear ham in downing street
December 6, 2025 at 2:23 AM
There’s a blummin billy bear ham in downing street
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howling
September 14, 2025 at 8:34 PM
howling
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The poster, downthread, states they work at BBC News *AND* that they're the doorman at 10 Downing Street.
So yeah, I'd say it was a joke. A cruel, cruel joke.
So yeah, I'd say it was a joke. A cruel, cruel joke.
September 14, 2025 at 8:15 PM
The poster, downthread, states they work at BBC News *AND* that they're the doorman at 10 Downing Street.
So yeah, I'd say it was a joke. A cruel, cruel joke.
So yeah, I'd say it was a joke. A cruel, cruel joke.
A Cheeto
December 6, 2025 at 1:56 AM
A Cheeto
Yer da’s voting Labour in 2029
December 6, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Yer da’s voting Labour in 2029
I SAID
In a just and fair world these two blokes would be held in the same esteem as yer Lennon mccartneys yer Brian Wilsons yer Joni Mitchells yer Neil Youngs (not yer Bob Dylan’s nobody is worthy of being held in the the same esteem as Bob Dylan) but alas we done not live in a just and fair world
December 6, 2025 at 1:23 AM
I SAID
WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME THIS I DONT GO ONLINE TO HEAR ABOUT ADORABLE DOGS DYING CHRIST
December 6, 2025 at 12:35 AM
WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME THIS I DONT GO ONLINE TO HEAR ABOUT ADORABLE DOGS DYING CHRIST
Cheers lads made my year
Hi Madness please play one better day I will weep tears of joy if you play one better day. Alright cheers
December 5, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Cheers lads made my year
“CAME HERE FOR JONNO’S STAG DO” of course you fucking did
December 5, 2025 at 11:15 PM
“CAME HERE FOR JONNO’S STAG DO” of course you fucking did
I FUCKING LOVE MADNESS
December 5, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I FUCKING LOVE MADNESS
Fella in front of me at the bar: I’m seeing jamiroquai tomorrow
Me: Why?
I am such a cunt and I loathe myself
Me: Why?
I am such a cunt and I loathe myself
December 5, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Fella in front of me at the bar: I’m seeing jamiroquai tomorrow
Me: Why?
I am such a cunt and I loathe myself
Me: Why?
I am such a cunt and I loathe myself
In a just and fair world these two blokes would be held in the same esteem as yer Lennon mccartneys yer Brian Wilsons yer Joni Mitchells yer Neil Youngs (not yer Bob Dylan’s nobody is worthy of being held in the the same esteem as Bob Dylan) but alas we done not live in a just and fair world
December 5, 2025 at 8:33 PM
In a just and fair world these two blokes would be held in the same esteem as yer Lennon mccartneys yer Brian Wilsons yer Joni Mitchells yer Neil Youngs (not yer Bob Dylan’s nobody is worthy of being held in the the same esteem as Bob Dylan) but alas we done not live in a just and fair world
I FUCKING LOVE SQUEEZE
cheers
cheers
December 5, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I FUCKING LOVE SQUEEZE
cheers
cheers
I hope squeeze play up the junction!!!
December 5, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I hope squeeze play up the junction!!!