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Definitely thinking about cheese. Retire #27 (he/him)
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This has been a real dogshit year, huh?
December 1, 2025 at 11:21 PM
This has been a real dogshit year, huh?
I think if a hockey player takes a penalty with less than two minutes to go in a period he should have to sit in the penalty box the entire intermission and think about what he did
December 2, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I think if a hockey player takes a penalty with less than two minutes to go in a period he should have to sit in the penalty box the entire intermission and think about what he did
They thought they’d get ahead of the fascist nonsense and kiss up to Trump and MAGA in advance, but MAGA kept hating them and they alienated their own customer base. It’ll go into textbooks as an own goal business wise
Target execs, a year ago: We've developed a reputation as a corporation with a conscience. What can we do to change that?
December 2, 2025 at 1:34 AM
They thought they’d get ahead of the fascist nonsense and kiss up to Trump and MAGA in advance, but MAGA kept hating them and they alienated their own customer base. It’ll go into textbooks as an own goal business wise
He’s being thrown under the bus and he’s a war criminal, both are true
The fall guy. Though he is probably also guilty of first degree murder.
December 1, 2025 at 7:47 PM
He’s being thrown under the bus and he’s a war criminal, both are true
This is when you’re in the Jigsaw “would you like to play a game” area of leftovers that might still be good but also might give you the explosive shits
This is an important day because it’s the day you’re still going to eat some leftovers but you’re really not sure if you’ll be ok afterwards
December 1, 2025 at 6:26 PM
This is when you’re in the Jigsaw “would you like to play a game” area of leftovers that might still be good but also might give you the explosive shits
We collectively said “never again (will we take a pandemic seriously)”
6 years today the first COVID case was identified in a man in Wuhan marking the beginning of a global pandemic that changed the world. We are way less prepared today to face another pandemic than we were back then. This fact makes me sad.
December 1, 2025 at 5:29 PM
We collectively said “never again (will we take a pandemic seriously)”
Things had been going suspiciously well for the Blues here lately
December 1, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Things had been going suspiciously well for the Blues here lately
Probably fine that the President is getting constant brain tests
Tell us you had a brain MRI without saying you had a brain MRI.
December 1, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Probably fine that the President is getting constant brain tests
Look at my liberal party dawg no wonder we’re losing badly to the fascists
It is *lunacy* for the ostensibly liberal opposition party to say we shouldn't limit any individual's wealth and power after watching a cadre of fascist billionaires systematically destroy this country. That's probably the single most important thing we *must* do!
November 30, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Look at my liberal party dawg no wonder we’re losing badly to the fascists
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All of it constitutes a war crime, and Hegseth is proudly boasting about it
Bash: "Do you believe if there was a second strike to eliminate any survivors that it constitutes a war crime?"
Mark Kelly: "It seems to."
Bash: "If you received that order, would you have carried it out?"
Mark Kelly: "No…Going after survivors in the water is unlawful."
Mark Kelly: "It seems to."
Bash: "If you received that order, would you have carried it out?"
Mark Kelly: "No…Going after survivors in the water is unlawful."
November 30, 2025 at 3:43 PM
All of it constitutes a war crime, and Hegseth is proudly boasting about it
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This is basically the gop now:
a group of cartoon characters are standing next to each other and one of them says go pollution .
ALT: a group of cartoon characters are standing next to each other and one of them says go pollution .
media.tenor.com
November 30, 2025 at 7:25 AM
This is basically the gop now:
“MALAISE FOREVER”
No value, no villain, no vision. Sounds like the tagline for the earnings call of a collapsing appliance retailer
November 30, 2025 at 2:36 PM
“MALAISE FOREVER”
Men will exile their girlfriend in a horrific future instead of going to therapy
It's so nice seeing season 2 Heroes introduce a loving girlfriend to Peter Petrelli
I hope he doesn't accidentally leave her in a future world where almost everyone has died from a highly contagious virus & then just forget she existed cause the plans for the show changed cause of a writer's strike
I hope he doesn't accidentally leave her in a future world where almost everyone has died from a highly contagious virus & then just forget she existed cause the plans for the show changed cause of a writer's strike
November 30, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Men will exile their girlfriend in a horrific future instead of going to therapy
Oh baby, oh baby, oh baby
Oh my goodness, I completely forgot that the infamous phone hotline joke in Rocko's Modern Life was from THE VERY FIRST EPISODE OF THE SERIES.
November 30, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Oh baby, oh baby, oh baby
Despite the United States government’s best efforts, solar is thriving right now
Official data is in this week, and US solar continues to grow rapidly, with generation up 30% compared to last year!
November 29, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Despite the United States government’s best efforts, solar is thriving right now
Anytime I see angsty Eagles fans I am reminded of the fact they are literally the defending Super Bowl champions
November 28, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Anytime I see angsty Eagles fans I am reminded of the fact they are literally the defending Super Bowl champions
If you see this, I IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation.
November 28, 2025 at 7:15 PM
If you see this, I IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation.
So much of adult socializing revolves around alcohol and I kind of hate it
seasonal reminder that if someone says they don't drink:
-it's none of your business why
-hosts should have several non-alcoholic beverage options
-the holidays can be a tough period for non-drinkers
-many jokes about not drinking are bad
-people are burned out and might just be tired
-it's none of your business why
-hosts should have several non-alcoholic beverage options
-the holidays can be a tough period for non-drinkers
-many jokes about not drinking are bad
-people are burned out and might just be tired
November 28, 2025 at 7:10 PM
So much of adult socializing revolves around alcohol and I kind of hate it
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Honestly "Don't Engage, Just Block" has transformed my social media experience so profoundly that it's hard for me to describe. It's just so much better to be online now.
i also liked the fact that most of us who had come from the other site had the mentality of not giving "bad actors" the benefit of the doubt on here , and told all to block, not mute, an move on
November 28, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Honestly "Don't Engage, Just Block" has transformed my social media experience so profoundly that it's hard for me to describe. It's just so much better to be online now.
We all (rightfully) mock and rip Rendon but who among us doesn’t openly hate our job?
November 28, 2025 at 2:00 AM
We all (rightfully) mock and rip Rendon but who among us doesn’t openly hate our job?
Chiefs 🤝 turkey
Things that are cooked on Thanksgiving
Things that are cooked on Thanksgiving
November 28, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Chiefs 🤝 turkey
Things that are cooked on Thanksgiving
Things that are cooked on Thanksgiving
Someone who’s rich AF: “actually you should work more tbh”
While work-life balance may give you a sense of happiness and fulfillment, it isn’t always realistic, says Walmart executive vice president and chief people officer Donna Morris.
Walmart exec: ‘I’ve never believed in the term work-life balance’—this is the mantra that made her highly successful instead
Many professionals see work-life balance as a non-negotiable. Walmart CPO Donna Morris says people should practice work-life integration instead. Here's why.
cnb.cx
November 27, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Someone who’s rich AF: “actually you should work more tbh”
I am become butter, destroyer of arteries
I am butter now
November 27, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I am become butter, destroyer of arteries
Post something random, or you’ll have an awful December
November 27, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Post something random, or you’ll have an awful December