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they/it - pick yr nose more
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November 5, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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You have to survive. There are graves to piss on that haven't been dug yet.
November 4, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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5 years in the re-education camp. No Harry Potter or Marvel movies allowed.
November 5, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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This needs more attention: Zohran SPLIT the straights with Cuomo. ALL of his margin was from LGBTQ+ voters. Every Dem who ever said “we should abandon the transes” needs this shoved down their fucking throat with a ramrod.
November 5, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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It’s truly tragic how many of these US war criminals like Cheney never face justice and die in their peacefully in their homes in their 80s and 90s. I want to be happy he is dead but I am not. The million people he killed didnt get the luxury to die how he did.
November 4, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Getting in on the ground floor of Woke 2 by replacing “soyboys” in my mental dictionary with “soytheys” (complimentary)
November 3, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Who up Chatting their Pile? She Hayden on my Pedi til I go
October 31, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Eating a rice cake with peanut butter in my mind palace
October 29, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Nonbinary antimonarchist offended by getting called “queen,” but not for that reason
October 26, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Computers and the internet are such incredible and beautiful creations, why must we (by “we”, I suppose I mean billionaires on our behalf/at our behest) choose to maximize their shittiness? Like I know why, capitalism and its contradictions and all that, but it’s very frustrating nevertheless.
October 23, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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Nothing’s funny anymore, but “23% of Americans yearn for the White House East Wing to be demolished” is sort of funny.
“YouGov polling conducted Tuesday found that 53 percent opposed demolishing part of the East Wing, 23 percent supported it and the remainder were unsure.”
this article gets to some of the questions I've had about this www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
October 22, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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mfs be like "you can't be purity testing we need a big tent" and the "purity test" is minorities objecting people who are trying to toss them out of the tent
October 20, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Opus dei is the only DEI I’m happy we’re getting rid of
October 21, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Op op op op, Opus Dei style
October 21, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Cuck puppies: when you watch someone else eat your deep-fried pancake balls
October 18, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Jojo Siwa is yassified Jake Paul
October 18, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Afraid of cease
October 18, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Under a constant barrage of psychic damage
October 17, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Car Seat Headrest if instead of Will Toledo, it was John Brown: Last night I drove to Harper’s Ferry
October 17, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Winco stands for: Woke, deI, No whites allowed, Communism, wincO
October 16, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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When we write or draw porn or erotica, we get banned from having a bank account and our livelihoods get seized even if we give it away for free.

When billionaires steal what we've written or drawn to churn out a slop-approximate of porn, they're allowed to charge for it.
Oh good, ChatGPT is getting "erotica for verified adults" later this year
October 14, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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This is cool after the war on everything called “porn” by platforms and payment processors. A machine that stole all your words can generate and sell “erotica” but you can’t haaa
Oh good, ChatGPT is getting "erotica for verified adults" later this year
October 14, 2025 at 5:39 PM
a roundabout way of fixing everything is forcibly converting all evangelicals to catholicism. teach them shame basically
October 15, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Sly Stone, Assata Shakur, and D'Angelo all in the same damn year.
October 14, 2025 at 5:30 PM