It's like something out of a night-mare

This should pony up some motivation

People only go to theaters to watch movies of the big budget tentpole variety -- Mission Impossible, Avengers, Pixar movies, etc. The Smashing Machine also had the same fate, and that's with a much more recognizable, likable, and heretofore bankable star.

Since when were Drumpftards innocent?

"Nonsense, Champ! Where there's a will, there's a way. And the best way to get there is to walk into the store like you own the place, look the manager in the eye, give him a firm handshake, and tell him that you're not letting go until he tells you when you can start!"

Sounds like OP isn't exactly the sharpest knife in the drawer

Drumpftards and even "Independent"-minded voters liked to remind us that he was "as sharp as a tack" and "healthier than a horse."

Unfortunately, the horse was Barbaro.

She obviously wasn't going for the mare-garitas