Lifey
@lifey.bsky.social
Wife, Cop, Books & Nature 💍🕵♀️📚🏞
Low on patience, high on caffeine ☕️
Low on patience, high on caffeine ☕️
I've just completed Sainsbury's ✅️
Excuse me whilst I lie down in a dark room!
Excuse me whilst I lie down in a dark room!
December 19, 2024 at 2:14 PM
I've just completed Sainsbury's ✅️
Excuse me whilst I lie down in a dark room!
Excuse me whilst I lie down in a dark room!
Her name is Sara Sharif 💙
December 12, 2024 at 9:24 AM
Her name is Sara Sharif 💙
Mr Lifey was fuming earlier when he came downstairs & I was wearing his hoodie.
Not as fuming as he is now that I've spilt gravy down it mind you..
🙊
Not as fuming as he is now that I've spilt gravy down it mind you..
🙊
December 11, 2024 at 8:40 PM
Mr Lifey was fuming earlier when he came downstairs & I was wearing his hoodie.
Not as fuming as he is now that I've spilt gravy down it mind you..
🙊
Not as fuming as he is now that I've spilt gravy down it mind you..
🙊
Everyone knows what this means, don't they?
December 6, 2024 at 12:34 PM
Everyone knows what this means, don't they?
Everyone seems very organised re Christmas.
We haven't even got a tree up!
Am I the only one?
We haven't even got a tree up!
Am I the only one?
December 3, 2024 at 8:04 PM
Everyone seems very organised re Christmas.
We haven't even got a tree up!
Am I the only one?
We haven't even got a tree up!
Am I the only one?
Reposted by Lifey
(For the evening crowd)
BIG GREEN BOOKS CHRISTMAS RAFFLE
Tickets just £2.
All the money raised is going on books for three amazing schools.
You can win ALL these SIGNED books + £50 to spend on books of your choice.
Details HERE.
www.biggreenbookshop.com/index.php
Please share far & wide, ta.
BIG GREEN BOOKS CHRISTMAS RAFFLE
Tickets just £2.
All the money raised is going on books for three amazing schools.
You can win ALL these SIGNED books + £50 to spend on books of your choice.
Details HERE.
www.biggreenbookshop.com/index.php
Please share far & wide, ta.
December 2, 2024 at 8:04 PM
(For the evening crowd)
BIG GREEN BOOKS CHRISTMAS RAFFLE
Tickets just £2.
All the money raised is going on books for three amazing schools.
You can win ALL these SIGNED books + £50 to spend on books of your choice.
Details HERE.
www.biggreenbookshop.com/index.php
Please share far & wide, ta.
BIG GREEN BOOKS CHRISTMAS RAFFLE
Tickets just £2.
All the money raised is going on books for three amazing schools.
You can win ALL these SIGNED books + £50 to spend on books of your choice.
Details HERE.
www.biggreenbookshop.com/index.php
Please share far & wide, ta.
I have come home from working this weekend to discover an Elf.
We do not even have children, yet Mr Lifey appears to be finding himself hysterical hiding this bloody Elf.
I cannot count how many "what Elf"'s I have heard since coming home!
Oh boy, December is gonna be long 🤣
We do not even have children, yet Mr Lifey appears to be finding himself hysterical hiding this bloody Elf.
I cannot count how many "what Elf"'s I have heard since coming home!
Oh boy, December is gonna be long 🤣
December 1, 2024 at 10:49 PM
I have come home from working this weekend to discover an Elf.
We do not even have children, yet Mr Lifey appears to be finding himself hysterical hiding this bloody Elf.
I cannot count how many "what Elf"'s I have heard since coming home!
Oh boy, December is gonna be long 🤣
We do not even have children, yet Mr Lifey appears to be finding himself hysterical hiding this bloody Elf.
I cannot count how many "what Elf"'s I have heard since coming home!
Oh boy, December is gonna be long 🤣
You know when you knock something and it wobbles, and wobbles, and wobbles, and then somehow doesn't fall over?
That's a perfect metaphor for my duty weekend so far.
(Although by tomorrow, I expect we may have fallen over.)
That's a perfect metaphor for my duty weekend so far.
(Although by tomorrow, I expect we may have fallen over.)
November 30, 2024 at 11:22 AM
You know when you knock something and it wobbles, and wobbles, and wobbles, and then somehow doesn't fall over?
That's a perfect metaphor for my duty weekend so far.
(Although by tomorrow, I expect we may have fallen over.)
That's a perfect metaphor for my duty weekend so far.
(Although by tomorrow, I expect we may have fallen over.)
Picture of an animal from your camera roll... let's go! 📷
November 27, 2024 at 2:47 PM
Picture of an animal from your camera roll... let's go! 📷
There's something lovely about a hotel bed and snacks! 😋
November 23, 2024 at 8:20 PM
There's something lovely about a hotel bed and snacks! 😋
I mean this with every fibre of my being, when I say, thank f**k it is Friday.
November 22, 2024 at 6:48 PM
I mean this with every fibre of my being, when I say, thank f**k it is Friday.
How many of you heard "oh my god it's snowing!!!" today?
Why do we always act like we've never seen snow before 🤣
Why do we always act like we've never seen snow before 🤣
November 19, 2024 at 8:33 PM
How many of you heard "oh my god it's snowing!!!" today?
Why do we always act like we've never seen snow before 🤣
Why do we always act like we've never seen snow before 🤣
Someone at work has started microwaving fish, and I am pretty sure there's a criminal offence there somewhere.
November 18, 2024 at 7:36 PM
Someone at work has started microwaving fish, and I am pretty sure there's a criminal offence there somewhere.
A weekend of wine, rugby, walks & family time.
Content 🥰
Content 🥰
November 17, 2024 at 7:48 PM
A weekend of wine, rugby, walks & family time.
Content 🥰
Content 🥰
Mr Lifey: Do you mind if I use this chocolate for cake icing?
Me: That's fine but I think it's chilli chocolate
Mr Lifey: F*** me yes it is I've just eaten a massive bite
Me: 🤣🙊
Me: That's fine but I think it's chilli chocolate
Mr Lifey: F*** me yes it is I've just eaten a massive bite
Me: 🤣🙊
November 16, 2024 at 12:08 PM
Mr Lifey: Do you mind if I use this chocolate for cake icing?
Me: That's fine but I think it's chilli chocolate
Mr Lifey: F*** me yes it is I've just eaten a massive bite
Me: 🤣🙊
Me: That's fine but I think it's chilli chocolate
Mr Lifey: F*** me yes it is I've just eaten a massive bite
Me: 🤣🙊
It sure is calmer over here, isn't it?
Happy Saturday 💙
Happy Saturday 💙
November 16, 2024 at 10:36 AM
It sure is calmer over here, isn't it?
Happy Saturday 💙
Happy Saturday 💙
Reposted by Lifey
I’m not going to leave X just yet - I hate that sense of being driven away from a place I used to love. But after one day on here, I already know how much prefer it.
So if you see this and would be kind enough to share it to let people find me, that would be hugely appreciated. Thank you.
So if you see this and would be kind enough to share it to let people find me, that would be hugely appreciated. Thank you.
November 15, 2024 at 7:21 PM
I’m not going to leave X just yet - I hate that sense of being driven away from a place I used to love. But after one day on here, I already know how much prefer it.
So if you see this and would be kind enough to share it to let people find me, that would be hugely appreciated. Thank you.
So if you see this and would be kind enough to share it to let people find me, that would be hugely appreciated. Thank you.
My get up and go seems to have got up and went...
Coffee anyone?
Coffee anyone?
November 15, 2024 at 9:53 AM
My get up and go seems to have got up and went...
Coffee anyone?
Coffee anyone?
If you see this post a beach photo from your phone
November 14, 2024 at 12:03 PM
If you see this post a beach photo from your phone
Are we all migrating over here?
Can we keep it fun, like what Lockdown Twitter was like?
💙
Can we keep it fun, like what Lockdown Twitter was like?
💙
November 14, 2024 at 9:08 AM
Are we all migrating over here?
Can we keep it fun, like what Lockdown Twitter was like?
💙
Can we keep it fun, like what Lockdown Twitter was like?
💙