yes I was a samantha

but samantha kirsten & molly were the original 3; felicity came later

malden, meffid, same diff

“but why didn’t you specify which 1L class?”
yeah i honestly dk

it has been several decades since I had a living bubbe

yessss I even got a text from my mom about this one!

you know what, i just referenced this concept in a paper (that declarations are written by lawyers) & didn't even think to dig up a cite for it but i guess i should

The existence of a “real” Slim Shady, as elaborated in Mathers’ article “The Real Slim Shady”, implies coexistence with other Shadys, potentially including Swim. However, the need to proclaim a “real” Shady implies there is some potential likelihood of confusion.

In this article I will… (1/43000)

eminem, aka marshall mathers, aka slim shady, aka shady also points to his registration for SHADY for apparel

anyway bring on your puns & song lyrics about the real swim shady i'm ready for them

well yes that is an accurate description of me

my own two kids were like “it’s a lot for you sometimes with just us, can you imagine if there were three of us?!” and no I cannot 😂

I laced up his kid’s skates but I have no idea how one would do that with an infant in a frontpack let alone the pantsless toddler screaming