If he carves a mastodon (or a whale) on a book, we might be in the market for it.

"The man from Stratford never wrote those plays."

With the right graphic, I think we could sell shirts that said Your Goat Has Sailed for Byzantium.

We just use an abacus

"Darnielle often misplaces things and sends himself into a tizzy trying to find them."

Having helped you look for a book in my store that you thought you'd brought in with you but didn't, I can vouch.

This is an especially difficult question for @ursulakleguin.com fans

That typo was much less obvious on a tiny phone screen

Just for you…

No Kings but @justinkingdesigns.bsky.social

That's @leviathanbookstore.bsky.social, for those scoring at home.

Not even the dignity of Comic Sans

Might put that slogan on a shirt