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Ohio Todd
@lettucewrangler.bsky.social
Organic Salad Farmer near Columbus, OH
#Bowl Carver, #Furniture Maker, and Dad.
I have made all the gardening mistakes, so you don't have to.
Dm me if you are interested in my work or have a question about gardening.
#Woodwork
#Gardening
Rockdove.farm
December 9, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Architects are cooked. AI is coming for you.

Prepare accordingly
December 1, 2025 at 9:41 PM
You are not fooling anybody
December 1, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Just killme🌱
November 29, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Look at this shit. Would sharia law permit an entire barbecue platter to be skewered and stuck into a bloody mary?
November 29, 2025 at 5:44 PM
You sure
November 26, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Morning Greenhouse report:
Everything looks pretty good, but we are starting to see some weed poke up. So the plan for today is to make a quick pass with the wheel hoes and tine weeder.
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November 23, 2025 at 4:48 PM
These psychos won't interact with my inflammatory posts.
I am going to try to get their attention
November 22, 2025 at 9:10 PM
November 22, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Arugula time 🌱
November 21, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Baby Lettuce (and dill)🌱
November 21, 2025 at 1:11 AM
November 19, 2025 at 11:03 PM
New Bowl.
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November 19, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Some more evidence for my theory
November 18, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Happy Greenhouse Monday!
Here's how things stand today.
Nearly all of the bare beds are freshly seeded, aside from two sections reserved for spinach and arugula next week.🌱
November 17, 2025 at 5:12 PM
November 17, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Happy Lettuce Harvest evening
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November 13, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Proposed Democratic messaging strategy for the 2026 general election:
November 12, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Thank you stable diffusion, very helpful
November 8, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Happy Farmer's Market Saturday!
We are here at Worthington and Clintonville Farmer's Markets until noon today!
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November 8, 2025 at 3:34 PM
We love sorting salad mix, don't we?
November 8, 2025 at 3:41 AM
When Mrs. Lettucewrangler asked what OpenAI's business plan was, I just showed her this
November 7, 2025 at 8:47 PM
November 7, 2025 at 1:33 PM
How are we supposed to lose, uh, 135 billion pounds by next November now?
November 7, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Happy Friday, everyone!
Let's get out there and pick those vegetables!
November 7, 2025 at 11:19 AM