If you give me a free cookie I am eating that cookie.

Awww! Thank you!

Puerto Rican.

I won’t be bullied by elitism.

What if you need to go somewhere? Stop.

You are a white straight man of privilege who thinks that flying what you can afford means you should give up basic dignity that used to be included in the fare. Stop.

But what if you can’t afford to? Wow. Privilege. Dude. For real.

Unless you have young kids. Or cover pop culture. Guilty.