Dora 🎛️
@leperwitch.bsky.social
Goth goblin, synth nerd, cat mom, wine snob.
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In a dream you were covered in ranch dressing and you were filled with joy
November 29, 2025 at 5:07 AM
In a dream you were covered in ranch dressing and you were filled with joy
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A package hasn't "shipped" if you've only "created the label"
November 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
A package hasn't "shipped" if you've only "created the label"
Just heard Ievan Polkka in a Japanese commercial and now I'm having war flashbacks
November 25, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Just heard Ievan Polkka in a Japanese commercial and now I'm having war flashbacks
Been torturing my partner all day with Phil Minton-esque interpretations of Creed songs
November 22, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Been torturing my partner all day with Phil Minton-esque interpretations of Creed songs
Me: The thing I ordered is shipping from Arkansas. Shouldn't take long to reach TN
USPS Tracker: Your package is in Oklahoma
Day 2: Your package is in Florida
Day 3: Your package is in Brazil
Day 4: Your package is at Point Nemo and being eviscerated by Cthulhu
Day 5: ???? Tough shit loser, lol
USPS Tracker: Your package is in Oklahoma
Day 2: Your package is in Florida
Day 3: Your package is in Brazil
Day 4: Your package is at Point Nemo and being eviscerated by Cthulhu
Day 5: ???? Tough shit loser, lol
November 19, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Me: The thing I ordered is shipping from Arkansas. Shouldn't take long to reach TN
USPS Tracker: Your package is in Oklahoma
Day 2: Your package is in Florida
Day 3: Your package is in Brazil
Day 4: Your package is at Point Nemo and being eviscerated by Cthulhu
Day 5: ???? Tough shit loser, lol
USPS Tracker: Your package is in Oklahoma
Day 2: Your package is in Florida
Day 3: Your package is in Brazil
Day 4: Your package is at Point Nemo and being eviscerated by Cthulhu
Day 5: ???? Tough shit loser, lol
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Earlier I was trying to type "Human Cannonball" (the Butthole Surfers song) and my phone autocorrected it to "Human Colcannonball"
Ahh yes, the song from the great Irish folk punk band, the Butthole Leprechauns 🍀
Ahh yes, the song from the great Irish folk punk band, the Butthole Leprechauns 🍀
November 9, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Earlier I was trying to type "Human Cannonball" (the Butthole Surfers song) and my phone autocorrected it to "Human Colcannonball"
Ahh yes, the song from the great Irish folk punk band, the Butthole Leprechauns 🍀
Ahh yes, the song from the great Irish folk punk band, the Butthole Leprechauns 🍀
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We mourn and remember Sion Assidoun, a Moroccan Jewish anti-Zionist activist and co-founder of the BDS movement in Morocco.
November 7, 2025 at 8:09 PM
We mourn and remember Sion Assidoun, a Moroccan Jewish anti-Zionist activist and co-founder of the BDS movement in Morocco.
Probably a good thing I wasn't alive 100 years ago 🙃
November 7, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Probably a good thing I wasn't alive 100 years ago 🙃
I'm going to be poor and depressed for the rest of my life, so why fight it anymore, especially in this hellish sociopolitical landscape? Hopes and dreams are for people who already have money. I'm just going to live for now and stop caring about the future.
November 5, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I'm going to be poor and depressed for the rest of my life, so why fight it anymore, especially in this hellish sociopolitical landscape? Hopes and dreams are for people who already have money. I'm just going to live for now and stop caring about the future.
"I wish I could go back to high school"
One time I got left behind at a mall on a field trip out of town because nobody noticed I was gone or cared. I went to mall security crying and even then the bus didn't return for me so they could stay on schedule for the day's activities 💀
One time I got left behind at a mall on a field trip out of town because nobody noticed I was gone or cared. I went to mall security crying and even then the bus didn't return for me so they could stay on schedule for the day's activities 💀
November 4, 2025 at 4:04 PM
"I wish I could go back to high school"
One time I got left behind at a mall on a field trip out of town because nobody noticed I was gone or cared. I went to mall security crying and even then the bus didn't return for me so they could stay on schedule for the day's activities 💀
One time I got left behind at a mall on a field trip out of town because nobody noticed I was gone or cared. I went to mall security crying and even then the bus didn't return for me so they could stay on schedule for the day's activities 💀
It's only November 2nd and I'm already getting tired of Halloween candy. I really am changing.
November 2, 2025 at 9:27 PM
It's only November 2nd and I'm already getting tired of Halloween candy. I really am changing.
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everyone is entitled to their opinion unless you try to argue that bjork can't sing & isn't good at music. then i will show no mercy
November 1, 2025 at 7:31 PM
everyone is entitled to their opinion unless you try to argue that bjork can't sing & isn't good at music. then i will show no mercy
Just remembered the time I wore my beret to a restaurant for a date night with my partner and on my way to the bathroom, I overheard a big guy tell his buddy, "I bet that bitch ain't even French" 🤣🤣🤣
October 27, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Just remembered the time I wore my beret to a restaurant for a date night with my partner and on my way to the bathroom, I overheard a big guy tell his buddy, "I bet that bitch ain't even French" 🤣🤣🤣
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here's where you can donate. & the other screenshot is the fb post i got the qr code from
October 26, 2025 at 3:40 AM
here's where you can donate. & the other screenshot is the fb post i got the qr code from
Tomorrow!!! Come eat a bunch of food in silly costumes and listen to crunchy music with us.
October 24, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Tomorrow!!! Come eat a bunch of food in silly costumes and listen to crunchy music with us.
If I see one more post about the new prime minister of Japan being a metal head and "OMG that's so cool", I swear to god...
A fascist is a fascist is a fascist. I don't care what music a person listens to if they're a far-right scumbag.
A fascist is a fascist is a fascist. I don't care what music a person listens to if they're a far-right scumbag.
October 24, 2025 at 2:14 AM
If I see one more post about the new prime minister of Japan being a metal head and "OMG that's so cool", I swear to god...
A fascist is a fascist is a fascist. I don't care what music a person listens to if they're a far-right scumbag.
A fascist is a fascist is a fascist. I don't care what music a person listens to if they're a far-right scumbag.
Boomer parents still have a hard time understanding that their kids and grandkids are broke and stuck living in 600 sq. ft. apartments. Y'all, we don't need another end table or family heirloom doodads we have zero space for. We need MONEY.
October 23, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Boomer parents still have a hard time understanding that their kids and grandkids are broke and stuck living in 600 sq. ft. apartments. Y'all, we don't need another end table or family heirloom doodads we have zero space for. We need MONEY.
Making chickpea tagine with couscous and enjoying having all the windows open. October is the absolute best month.
October 20, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Making chickpea tagine with couscous and enjoying having all the windows open. October is the absolute best month.
Here come ol'e chungus, he got
Dingle dangle, he got
Pizza Prangles, he got
Tooty tangles
Dingle dangle, he got
Pizza Prangles, he got
Tooty tangles
October 17, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Here come ol'e chungus, he got
Dingle dangle, he got
Pizza Prangles, he got
Tooty tangles
Dingle dangle, he got
Pizza Prangles, he got
Tooty tangles
Tickled that I got an email from Ancestry telling me that my results were updated, only to say that I'm 55% Scottish, with most concentrated in the Central Highlands and the Hebrides. Nawwwww, ya don't say?????
October 16, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Tickled that I got an email from Ancestry telling me that my results were updated, only to say that I'm 55% Scottish, with most concentrated in the Central Highlands and the Hebrides. Nawwwww, ya don't say?????
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After spending 43 years in prison for a crime he didn't commit, evidence hidden by the prosecution reversed his conviction. Rather than finally enjoying freedom, ICE abducted him for deportation
Depraved.
www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...
Depraved.
www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...
He was wrongfully imprisoned for 43 years. Moments after being released, ICE took him
Subramanyam “Subu” Vedam now faces deportation.
www.miamiherald.com
October 12, 2025 at 2:00 AM
After spending 43 years in prison for a crime he didn't commit, evidence hidden by the prosecution reversed his conviction. Rather than finally enjoying freedom, ICE abducted him for deportation
Depraved.
www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...
Depraved.
www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...
I don't mourn the death of fascists and I celebrate the death of pedophiles.
There was a time when both of those things would be considered normal, but we live in Topsy Turvy Fuck Times where you're a heathen if you feel anything but sorrow if a shitty person croaks.
There was a time when both of those things would be considered normal, but we live in Topsy Turvy Fuck Times where you're a heathen if you feel anything but sorrow if a shitty person croaks.
October 11, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I don't mourn the death of fascists and I celebrate the death of pedophiles.
There was a time when both of those things would be considered normal, but we live in Topsy Turvy Fuck Times where you're a heathen if you feel anything but sorrow if a shitty person croaks.
There was a time when both of those things would be considered normal, but we live in Topsy Turvy Fuck Times where you're a heathen if you feel anything but sorrow if a shitty person croaks.