Gregor Samosa
@lenschiff.bsky.social
Writer, teacher, challah artiste. I’ve come here to carve spoons and write lyrics for musicals… and I’m all out of soft, carvable wood. BMI, NYUGMTWP, DGF, UFT, UJA, ADHD
Imagine my disappointment in this place
November 26, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Imagine my disappointment in this place
In the pocket of the heart, in the rushing of the blood
In the muscle of my sex, in the mindful mindless love
I accept the new found man and set the twilight reeling
In the muscle of my sex, in the mindful mindless love
I accept the new found man and set the twilight reeling
November 23, 2025 at 5:31 AM
In the pocket of the heart, in the rushing of the blood
In the muscle of my sex, in the mindful mindless love
I accept the new found man and set the twilight reeling
In the muscle of my sex, in the mindful mindless love
I accept the new found man and set the twilight reeling
Not to mention Gregory Hines's.
November 15, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Not to mention Gregory Hines's.
Albert Finney's hair in Wolfen is insane.
November 15, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Albert Finney's hair in Wolfen is insane.
Convincing you to read my novelette with the first sentence(s), which will be a challenge, since it's not published yet. Share yours if you want.
November 11, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Convincing you to read my novelette with the first sentence(s), which will be a challenge, since it's not published yet. Share yours if you want.
Reminds me of this piece by Alejandro Colunga at the Nassau County Museum of Art
November 2, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Reminds me of this piece by Alejandro Colunga at the Nassau County Museum of Art
The visceral pleasure of returning to Lyra's story one last time. #TheRoseField
October 24, 2025 at 7:59 PM
The visceral pleasure of returning to Lyra's story one last time. #TheRoseField
Underrated cookbook:
October 23, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Underrated cookbook:
God I'm so conflicted
October 23, 2025 at 9:05 PM
God I'm so conflicted
Your contempt is a gift for all of us.
October 23, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Your contempt is a gift for all of us.
October 18, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I'm not sure Peru works.
October 10, 2025 at 9:19 AM
I'm not sure Peru works.
October 9, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Thought about you at the Museum of Play in Rochester; maybe consider scaling back to something like this 1966 computer classroom sim
September 27, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Thought about you at the Museum of Play in Rochester; maybe consider scaling back to something like this 1966 computer classroom sim
What movie do you consider “perfect?”
September 21, 2025 at 10:20 PM
What movie do you consider “perfect?”
For anyone 'round SUNY Purchase, an invite to my son Adam's gallery show. He draws and paints, and makes beautiful, hilarious, honest art.
I know lots of artists, mostly writers, but few as joyfully restless, ravenous and experimental as Adam. I'm just so proud of this kid. You should swing by.
I know lots of artists, mostly writers, but few as joyfully restless, ravenous and experimental as Adam. I'm just so proud of this kid. You should swing by.
September 16, 2025 at 6:54 PM
For anyone 'round SUNY Purchase, an invite to my son Adam's gallery show. He draws and paints, and makes beautiful, hilarious, honest art.
I know lots of artists, mostly writers, but few as joyfully restless, ravenous and experimental as Adam. I'm just so proud of this kid. You should swing by.
I know lots of artists, mostly writers, but few as joyfully restless, ravenous and experimental as Adam. I'm just so proud of this kid. You should swing by.
This too. Astonishing cast.
September 16, 2025 at 12:05 AM
This too. Astonishing cast.
My son, right now
September 12, 2025 at 3:27 PM
My son, right now
John Faa is such a badass
September 5, 2025 at 12:34 AM
John Faa is such a badass