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Lenoxus
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He/him (exactly the 50 billionth such human to be born).
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Bsky post by Christina Holland One annoying thing is that every time you try to dig into why specifically a bad person did a bad thing tons of people are like "because they're EVIL" and "who cares" like if you go to an ER and say you got bit by a venomous animal and they ask "which animal" are you like "a BAD one who cares"
November 29, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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Elfangor from the Animorphs series saying the post (speech bubble meme)
November 28, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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all I see is winemom, groyper, demsoc
Cypher in The Matrix reading code output
November 28, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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Trying to get a better fix on him and Wikipedia's no help at all
Morris Katz (born Moshe Katz on March 5, 1932 – November 12, 2010) was a Polish-American painter. He holds two Guinness World Records as the world's fastest painter and most prolific artist. He was known as the "King of Schlock Art" and the "King of Toilet Paper Art" due to his unique painting technique using a palette knife and toilet tissue instead of a paintbrush.[1]
November 22, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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the meme where Moleman says Boo-urns, but he doesn't because it's uncaptioned, and it's also tinted very green for some reason
November 22, 2025 at 4:58 AM
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That doesn't refute my point at all. Things can of course get better, but they're always, in an important sense worth bearing in mind, shit -- until the glorious day we achieve some version of the dream from perhaps the best Founding Father:
"When it shall be said in any country in the world my poor are happy; neither ignorance nor distress is to be found among them; my jails are empty of prisoners, my streets of beggars; the aged are not in want; the taxes are not oppressive; the rational world is my friend, because I am a friend of its happiness: When these things can be said, there may that country boast its Constitution and its Government"
November 20, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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A July 2025 tweet: "the arc of American history is long but it bends, confusingly, towards Donald Trump getting shot and killed for being a pedophile by a guy who voted for him to stop the pedophiles and who is, himself, a pedophile"
November 20, 2025 at 11:58 AM
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Paul Robalino of Dropout gives a presentation about Huge Sperm
November 15, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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The "society if..." utopia
November 14, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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I confess I'm having trouble following this particular six-panel comic
An assortment of middle panels from "Garfbert", shown that way because Instagram naturally crops previews and displays them all next to each other
November 14, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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To be clear, this captures what I mean
Far Side cartoon of scientists examining idiots: "Yes, they're all fools, gentlemen... But the question remains, 'What kind of fools are they?'"
November 14, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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Early ambulatory fish captioned "This is what atheists actually believe"
November 12, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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From The Good Place: "Jason figured it out? Jason? This is a real low point. Yeah, this one hurts."
November 11, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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Einstein portrait with "186,000 miles per second. It's not just a good idea... It's the law!"
November 11, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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October 30, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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My favorite so far
October 22, 2025 at 11:40 AM
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A New Yorker cartoon in which a man, whose home has a framed lunar astronaut photo, tells his houseguests "That story reminds me of the time I walked on the moon."
October 21, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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Exactly as was foretold
A Stonetoss comic in which the first panel is a suit-wearing Republican elephant saying "Democrats are the real racists" and the second is a futuristic punk Republican elephant saying "Neo-Leninists are the real transphobes"
October 20, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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from XKCD: You Just Won the Game. It's Okay! You're Free
October 19, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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A Calvin and Hobbes comic in which he explains his solution to the problem of keeping "young people's music" offensive to older generations -- he chooses "easy-listening muzak", played quietly
October 18, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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October 14, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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Aqua Teen Hunger Force: Master Shake declares "I am 30 or 40 years old and I do not need this" and Meatwad responds by asking which he is
October 11, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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One of the replies to it tricked me, because I thought it was at least possible that the very inane events the reply describes did manage to be local news. But no, of course not, it's just more slop
A reply to the slop video in the original post's screenshot: It turns out there’s no recent news of an American boy disrupting a ceremony at Buckingham Palace. What did happen, though, is a heartwarming moment that’s been widely shared: • During a Changing of the Guard ceremony, a young boy in a wheelchair began watching alongside others. • In an unexpected gesture of compassion, a Royal Guard halted the formal protocol to quietly ask if the boy would like to meet him and pose for a photo. • The crowd around them reacted with spontaneous applause at the guard’s kindness—a move praised as a beautiful, human moment amid ceremony
September 29, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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April 1, 2002 Dear Locus Online, OK, here’s the idea. The Left Behind series is about what happens after the Rapture, right, when all the righteous get taken up? And everyone who sticks around gets to have nifty adventures? Well, check this out. In my series, 10 volumes outlined already, all the righteous get taken up, and in their absence the rest of us enact fair tax laws, pass constitutional amendments guaranteeing the rights of women, gays and lesbians, and craft a sane, non-apocalyptic Middle East policy. Plus we get, like, all their cars and stuff. I call it the Left Alone series. I pitched it to Tyndale House, but Jeez Louise, I won’t repeat what they said, and them Christians.
September 21, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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Piece from The Onion about people confused that Fonzie has two different character traits
September 17, 2025 at 3:17 PM