lemon man 🔞
@lemon-salesman.bsky.social
top lemon sale enthusiast and consultant.
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{blood, choking}
and i envy the rose that you held in your teeth, love
with the thorns underneath, love, sticking into your gums
#gentlesurgery #medicspy #tf2 #teamfortress2
and i envy the rose that you held in your teeth, love
with the thorns underneath, love, sticking into your gums
#gentlesurgery #medicspy #tf2 #teamfortress2
December 7, 2025 at 12:18 AM
{blood, choking}
and i envy the rose that you held in your teeth, love
with the thorns underneath, love, sticking into your gums
#gentlesurgery #medicspy #tf2 #teamfortress2
and i envy the rose that you held in your teeth, love
with the thorns underneath, love, sticking into your gums
#gentlesurgery #medicspy #tf2 #teamfortress2
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plus a safe(er) for work version. # his null
December 6, 2025 at 2:21 AM
plus a safe(er) for work version. # his null
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my sweetie peaaaa. the Spanther. it's your moral obligation to pull on his tail and fuck his paws #feral #javaleopard #nsfwfurry #furry #panther #slobberart
December 6, 2025 at 2:20 AM
my sweetie peaaaa. the Spanther. it's your moral obligation to pull on his tail and fuck his paws #feral #javaleopard #nsfwfurry #furry #panther #slobberart
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very good tumblr post about why to make a fursona, and in the replies, a couple followups on how to make a fursona
December 4, 2025 at 8:00 PM
very good tumblr post about why to make a fursona, and in the replies, a couple followups on how to make a fursona
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there's a certain personality that's very debilitating in modern life. 100 years ago, if you wanted to buy something, you'd go to five local shops and decide. now with the internet, you need to spend 1,000 hours so you can own the best version in the world like you're some venetian patrician
December 5, 2025 at 2:12 AM
there's a certain personality that's very debilitating in modern life. 100 years ago, if you wanted to buy something, you'd go to five local shops and decide. now with the internet, you need to spend 1,000 hours so you can own the best version in the world like you're some venetian patrician
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firefox AI and slop disablers from tumblr for the people from local hero mckitterick. Tried it on my end and the browser is significantly faster now
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December 2, 2025 at 3:47 AM
firefox AI and slop disablers from tumblr for the people from local hero mckitterick. Tried it on my end and the browser is significantly faster now
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reading my old fics is like [fine sentence that makes me feel like i’m reading a normal fic][cringe sentence][typo][sentence so good that idk if i could write something that good now][sentence so annoying i want to throw something at myself][piece of characterization i don’t agree w anymore][typo]
December 1, 2025 at 5:53 PM
reading my old fics is like [fine sentence that makes me feel like i’m reading a normal fic][cringe sentence][typo][sentence so good that idk if i could write something that good now][sentence so annoying i want to throw something at myself][piece of characterization i don’t agree w anymore][typo]
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trying to switch off the AI bloatware that has been pinned to the top of every single menu in every single app
April 26, 2025 at 9:30 PM
trying to switch off the AI bloatware that has been pinned to the top of every single menu in every single app
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Using my voice as a creator to put out a small PSA on how to disable the new feedback feature on our favorite overly-nosey payment processor.
Reminder to never comm details on payment websites, and to never directly link your payment pages to your NSFW work.
Reminder to never comm details on payment websites, and to never directly link your payment pages to your NSFW work.
November 20, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Using my voice as a creator to put out a small PSA on how to disable the new feedback feature on our favorite overly-nosey payment processor.
Reminder to never comm details on payment websites, and to never directly link your payment pages to your NSFW work.
Reminder to never comm details on payment websites, and to never directly link your payment pages to your NSFW work.
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🇪🇺Misleading headlines: #chatcontrol is not dead, it is being privatized! 🚨
EU governments voted today for:
🔍 Warrantless mass surveillance
🆔 Mandatory ID for everyone (End of anonymity)
🚫 Digital house arrest for teens
The fight continues! 👇 […]
[Original post on digitalcourage.social]
EU governments voted today for:
🔍 Warrantless mass surveillance
🆔 Mandatory ID for everyone (End of anonymity)
🚫 Digital house arrest for teens
The fight continues! 👇 […]
[Original post on digitalcourage.social]
November 26, 2025 at 5:26 PM
🇪🇺Misleading headlines: #chatcontrol is not dead, it is being privatized! 🚨
EU governments voted today for:
🔍 Warrantless mass surveillance
🆔 Mandatory ID for everyone (End of anonymity)
🚫 Digital house arrest for teens
The fight continues! 👇 […]
[Original post on digitalcourage.social]
EU governments voted today for:
🔍 Warrantless mass surveillance
🆔 Mandatory ID for everyone (End of anonymity)
🚫 Digital house arrest for teens
The fight continues! 👇 […]
[Original post on digitalcourage.social]
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Guys, as a ex call center employee, this is fucking DESPERATION BEHAVIOR.
Pizza and ice cream once may be an entire year's planned discretionary budget for a team, they do NOT value them enough to provide common comfort. If their doing this? Their not just scared, their TERRIFIED.
Pizza and ice cream once may be an entire year's planned discretionary budget for a team, they do NOT value them enough to provide common comfort. If their doing this? Their not just scared, their TERRIFIED.
Spoke with a source who told me the call volume is so high, a call center for both Mastercard & Visa is bringing out pizza and ice cream so agents don’t quite amid the rush. Long waits are causing dropped calls.
What you’re doing is working. Call MC & Visa.
What you’re doing is working. Call MC & Visa.
November 27, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Guys, as a ex call center employee, this is fucking DESPERATION BEHAVIOR.
Pizza and ice cream once may be an entire year's planned discretionary budget for a team, they do NOT value them enough to provide common comfort. If their doing this? Their not just scared, their TERRIFIED.
Pizza and ice cream once may be an entire year's planned discretionary budget for a team, they do NOT value them enough to provide common comfort. If their doing this? Their not just scared, their TERRIFIED.
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Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
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Warning: blood (just a little)
November 30, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Warning: blood (just a little)
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Me when I encounter overly explained traffic light kink negotiation in a pwp.
November 28, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Me when I encounter overly explained traffic light kink negotiation in a pwp.
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you should buy Y0 before this btw; the Director's Cut is a markedly worse experience and isn't even done BY the director of Y0
Yakuza 0 Will be Delisted & Replaced by Yakuza 0 Director's Cut Starting Dec. 8th. https://ow.ly/AW7950XyiP5
November 26, 2025 at 6:32 PM
you should buy Y0 before this btw; the Director's Cut is a markedly worse experience and isn't even done BY the director of Y0
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Supports gotta support each other 😌
Blu Sniper: @greenfortress.bsky.social
1st Red Sniper: @/CosplaysJs9236 (Twitter)
2nd Red Sniper: Me :)
📷 @/Agent_Artemis_ (Twitter)
#tf2 #TeamFortress2
Blu Sniper: @greenfortress.bsky.social
1st Red Sniper: @/CosplaysJs9236 (Twitter)
2nd Red Sniper: Me :)
📷 @/Agent_Artemis_ (Twitter)
#tf2 #TeamFortress2
November 1, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Supports gotta support each other 😌
Blu Sniper: @greenfortress.bsky.social
1st Red Sniper: @/CosplaysJs9236 (Twitter)
2nd Red Sniper: Me :)
📷 @/Agent_Artemis_ (Twitter)
#tf2 #TeamFortress2
Blu Sniper: @greenfortress.bsky.social
1st Red Sniper: @/CosplaysJs9236 (Twitter)
2nd Red Sniper: Me :)
📷 @/Agent_Artemis_ (Twitter)
#tf2 #TeamFortress2
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seasonal affective disorder can't hurt me if i have a ROFLcopter rave to look forward to #slobberart #sfwfurry #furry #furrycomic #rave
November 24, 2025 at 10:19 PM
seasonal affective disorder can't hurt me if i have a ROFLcopter rave to look forward to #slobberart #sfwfurry #furry #furrycomic #rave