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Legitimate Teddy
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she/her i guess
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if you’re going to take a staunch anti-crypto stance you have to propose a practical alternative for me buying my hormones with it btw
November 30, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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there's the horrors but yknow, there's also the joy
December 1, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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Katherine RCBG
November 27, 2025 at 7:19 PM
in ranked competitive sex, would hate fucking be considered tilt queueing
November 26, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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In a world that demands we use every waking moment to produce something, rest is revolutionary.
March 10, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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BDSM scene where you get beaten up with a squeaky mallet
November 18, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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strategically limited by treaty nut november
November 13, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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formula one but all the cars are the fuck truck from titanic
November 9, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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The use of "food pyramid" instead of "food triangle" suggests there are further categories of food we don't even know about because they're displayed on the faces of the pyramid that are pointing away from us

Maybe we can eat paper? Metal? Fire? WHAT'S ON THE OTHER FACES
November 7, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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I can't wait to see all of my mutuals that play Fortnite regularly to not touch the game for the entirety of the season in solidarity of all of their trans homies! It's so nice knowing so many people that aren't just allies when it's convenient for them! 🙂💖

Hint. Fucking. Hint.
Harry Potter x Fortnite coming in Chapter 7

(In other words, Fortnite is adding a transphobic authors work into Fortnite)

#Fortnite #FortniteNews
November 6, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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facing the wall and waiting to see if the rifle is full of blanks or not
November 6, 2025 at 9:19 AM
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Melinoe backshot wip
November 5, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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it never feels right when something good happens. we aren’t supposed to have hope at all
November 5, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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people really dont understand the biology of trans women and tbh it shows, because like if i say "i have a period" tons of people show up in my comments, to explain my experience to them, when literally once a month, like clockwork, i piss blood. its the most painful thing ive ever experienced.
July 31, 2025 at 8:10 AM
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eating fries with a fork is underrated
October 22, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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If i see you quote dunking on the new government accounts, i will mock you relentlessly.
October 17, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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#Bonktober69 Day 14: Translucent!

A bit of Quiver lore!
October 16, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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Bosses in hades: well you beat my ass the last 50 times but here's why it will be different.
October 13, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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October 3, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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September 29, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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Driving didn’t “naturally” become inevitable. We designed a society that make driving inevitable in most places. We can design something different
September 28, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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we must abolish ICE
September 28, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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It's time for #hades2
September 25, 2025 at 3:58 PM