Bobby Parker
@legionbobo.bsky.social
Dad, grandpa, husband, son & brother
Librarian, HR, bibliophile, comic books, movies, cartoons, true crime
Rock-a-Chaw, Who Dat & Gator
Veteran, Friend of Bill
Librarian, HR, bibliophile, comic books, movies, cartoons, true crime
Rock-a-Chaw, Who Dat & Gator
Veteran, Friend of Bill
Jim: I bought a gun because of my Ornithophobia.
Therapist: You might be getting carried away.
Jim: *firing into the ceiling* Not without a fight!
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Therapist: You might be getting carried away.
Jim: *firing into the ceiling* Not without a fight!
🐦⬛🐦⬛🐦⬛
December 7, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Jim: I bought a gun because of my Ornithophobia.
Therapist: You might be getting carried away.
Jim: *firing into the ceiling* Not without a fight!
🐦⬛🐦⬛🐦⬛
Therapist: You might be getting carried away.
Jim: *firing into the ceiling* Not without a fight!
🐦⬛🐦⬛🐦⬛
Reposted by Bobby Parker
Bunch of new fake accounts the last few days.
December 7, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Bunch of new fake accounts the last few days.
Finished 'Marion Lane and the Raven's Revenge' by T.A. Willberg. I enjoyed the mystery but there was a glaring anachronistic error early on that really took me out of the book for a minute.
Next up, 'The Marlow Murder Club' by Roberrt Thorogood.
Read widely while you still can!! 💙📚
#Booksky
Next up, 'The Marlow Murder Club' by Roberrt Thorogood.
Read widely while you still can!! 💙📚
#Booksky
Finished 'Home' & 'Network Effect' by Martha Wells. Love this series. Wish I'd read 'Rapport' first, though; went ahead and read it tonight.
Next up, 'Marion Lane and the Raven's Revenge' by T.A. Willberg.
Reading distracts me from the insanity in the world.
Just read!! 💙📚
#Booksky
Next up, 'Marion Lane and the Raven's Revenge' by T.A. Willberg.
Reading distracts me from the insanity in the world.
Just read!! 💙📚
#Booksky
Finished 'The Mantis' by Kotaro Isaka. An interesting addition to the Tokyo underworld Kotaro Isaaka has built. The extract at the end was a little jarring, though.
Next up, 'Home' & 'Network Effect' by Martha Wells.
Reading is fundamental. Fiction, Non-fiction, whatever.
Just read!! 💙📚
#Booksky
Next up, 'Home' & 'Network Effect' by Martha Wells.
Reading is fundamental. Fiction, Non-fiction, whatever.
Just read!! 💙📚
#Booksky
December 6, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Finished 'Marion Lane and the Raven's Revenge' by T.A. Willberg. I enjoyed the mystery but there was a glaring anachronistic error early on that really took me out of the book for a minute.
Next up, 'The Marlow Murder Club' by Roberrt Thorogood.
Read widely while you still can!! 💙📚
#Booksky
Next up, 'The Marlow Murder Club' by Roberrt Thorogood.
Read widely while you still can!! 💙📚
#Booksky
What’s your “how can one album have so many bangers” album?
December 6, 2025 at 6:46 PM
What’s your “how can one album have so many bangers” album?
A king and queen walk into a bar.
The bartender says, “Sorry, you're under 21.”
🃏🃏🃏
The bartender says, “Sorry, you're under 21.”
🃏🃏🃏
December 6, 2025 at 3:02 PM
A king and queen walk into a bar.
The bartender says, “Sorry, you're under 21.”
🃏🃏🃏
The bartender says, “Sorry, you're under 21.”
🃏🃏🃏
😂🤡😂🤡😂🤡😂🤡😂🤡
NEW: Trump wins FIFA Peace Prize after Nobel snub
Trump gets Peace Prize, but not the one he wanted
Trump accepted the first-ever FIFA Peace Prize at the 2026 World Cup draw.
www.axios.com
December 5, 2025 at 6:42 PM
😂🤡😂🤡😂🤡😂🤡😂🤡
What is a librarian's favorite Christmas song?
Silent Night
Silent Night
December 5, 2025 at 6:12 PM
What is a librarian's favorite Christmas song?
Silent Night
Silent Night
I run every day for 30 minutes. If I miss a day, I add 30 minutes to the next day.
This has truly been a game changer.
Tomorrow I'm scheduled to run for 3 weeks.
This has truly been a game changer.
Tomorrow I'm scheduled to run for 3 weeks.
December 4, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I run every day for 30 minutes. If I miss a day, I add 30 minutes to the next day.
This has truly been a game changer.
Tomorrow I'm scheduled to run for 3 weeks.
This has truly been a game changer.
Tomorrow I'm scheduled to run for 3 weeks.
Finished 'Home' & 'Network Effect' by Martha Wells. Love this series. Wish I'd read 'Rapport' first, though; went ahead and read it tonight.
Next up, 'Marion Lane and the Raven's Revenge' by T.A. Willberg.
Reading distracts me from the insanity in the world.
Just read!! 💙📚
#Booksky
Next up, 'Marion Lane and the Raven's Revenge' by T.A. Willberg.
Reading distracts me from the insanity in the world.
Just read!! 💙📚
#Booksky
Finished 'The Mantis' by Kotaro Isaka. An interesting addition to the Tokyo underworld Kotaro Isaaka has built. The extract at the end was a little jarring, though.
Next up, 'Home' & 'Network Effect' by Martha Wells.
Reading is fundamental. Fiction, Non-fiction, whatever.
Just read!! 💙📚
#Booksky
Next up, 'Home' & 'Network Effect' by Martha Wells.
Reading is fundamental. Fiction, Non-fiction, whatever.
Just read!! 💙📚
#Booksky
Finished 'A Botanist's Guide to Society and Secrets' by Kate Khavari. I've really enjoyed the characters, and the period in which this series is set.
Next up, 'The Mantis' by Kotaro Isaka.
Read a book. Read dozens. Expand your horizons! 💙📚
#Booksky
Next up, 'The Mantis' by Kotaro Isaka.
Read a book. Read dozens. Expand your horizons! 💙📚
#Booksky
December 4, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Finished 'Home' & 'Network Effect' by Martha Wells. Love this series. Wish I'd read 'Rapport' first, though; went ahead and read it tonight.
Next up, 'Marion Lane and the Raven's Revenge' by T.A. Willberg.
Reading distracts me from the insanity in the world.
Just read!! 💙📚
#Booksky
Next up, 'Marion Lane and the Raven's Revenge' by T.A. Willberg.
Reading distracts me from the insanity in the world.
Just read!! 💙📚
#Booksky
I’m going to stand outside.
So If anyone asks, I am... outstanding.
So If anyone asks, I am... outstanding.
December 2, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I’m going to stand outside.
So If anyone asks, I am... outstanding.
So If anyone asks, I am... outstanding.
The Dead Sea is now the second saltiest place on earth.
The first is Ole Miss Fans.
The first is Ole Miss Fans.
December 2, 2025 at 6:07 PM
The Dead Sea is now the second saltiest place on earth.
The first is Ole Miss Fans.
The first is Ole Miss Fans.
I've only got two, maybe three Motown puns left in me.
Four tops.
Four tops.
December 2, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I've only got two, maybe three Motown puns left in me.
Four tops.
Four tops.
"Let's put a pin in that and circle back"
- Everyone with an office job from the Monday after Thanksgiving until January 2nd.
- Everyone with an office job from the Monday after Thanksgiving until January 2nd.
December 2, 2025 at 3:07 PM
"Let's put a pin in that and circle back"
- Everyone with an office job from the Monday after Thanksgiving until January 2nd.
- Everyone with an office job from the Monday after Thanksgiving until January 2nd.
Y'all can't set a Hallmark movie in the South.
Unexpected snow ain't magical down here. It's terrifyin' an always leads ta fights at the Piggly Wiggly.
Unexpected snow ain't magical down here. It's terrifyin' an always leads ta fights at the Piggly Wiggly.
November 30, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Y'all can't set a Hallmark movie in the South.
Unexpected snow ain't magical down here. It's terrifyin' an always leads ta fights at the Piggly Wiggly.
Unexpected snow ain't magical down here. It's terrifyin' an always leads ta fights at the Piggly Wiggly.
For winter driving, you should have these items in your trunk:
Crowbar
Shovel
Chains
Zip ties
Duct tape
Garbage bags
Gloves
Oh, wait, wrong list...
Crowbar
Shovel
Chains
Zip ties
Duct tape
Garbage bags
Gloves
Oh, wait, wrong list...
November 29, 2025 at 6:48 PM
For winter driving, you should have these items in your trunk:
Crowbar
Shovel
Chains
Zip ties
Duct tape
Garbage bags
Gloves
Oh, wait, wrong list...
Crowbar
Shovel
Chains
Zip ties
Duct tape
Garbage bags
Gloves
Oh, wait, wrong list...
You should never judge a book by it's cover. I had a math book once, and the people on the cover looked like they were having a good time.
That book was NOT a good time.
That book was NOT a good time.
November 29, 2025 at 2:57 PM
You should never judge a book by it's cover. I had a math book once, and the people on the cover looked like they were having a good time.
That book was NOT a good time.
That book was NOT a good time.
Last night, I got pulled over for not having my headlights on. The police officer asked me to show him that I knew how to turn them on.
I turned on the windshield wipers instead.
He took my license and made me walk home.
I turned on the windshield wipers instead.
He took my license and made me walk home.
November 29, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Last night, I got pulled over for not having my headlights on. The police officer asked me to show him that I knew how to turn them on.
I turned on the windshield wipers instead.
He took my license and made me walk home.
I turned on the windshield wipers instead.
He took my license and made me walk home.
“We are continually faced with great opportunities which are brilliantly disguised as unsolvable problems.”
—Margaret Mead (1901–1978)
—Margaret Mead (1901–1978)
November 29, 2025 at 3:31 AM
“We are continually faced with great opportunities which are brilliantly disguised as unsolvable problems.”
—Margaret Mead (1901–1978)
—Margaret Mead (1901–1978)
Early this morning, I was driving along a rural road when I hit a turkey! It flew over my car and landed on the windshield of the police car behind me.
He pulled me over and wrote me a ticket for flipping him the bird.
He pulled me over and wrote me a ticket for flipping him the bird.
November 28, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Early this morning, I was driving along a rural road when I hit a turkey! It flew over my car and landed on the windshield of the police car behind me.
He pulled me over and wrote me a ticket for flipping him the bird.
He pulled me over and wrote me a ticket for flipping him the bird.
Finished 'The Mantis' by Kotaro Isaka. An interesting addition to the Tokyo underworld Kotaro Isaaka has built. The extract at the end was a little jarring, though.
Next up, 'Home' & 'Network Effect' by Martha Wells.
Reading is fundamental. Fiction, Non-fiction, whatever.
Just read!! 💙📚
#Booksky
Next up, 'Home' & 'Network Effect' by Martha Wells.
Reading is fundamental. Fiction, Non-fiction, whatever.
Just read!! 💙📚
#Booksky
Finished 'A Botanist's Guide to Society and Secrets' by Kate Khavari. I've really enjoyed the characters, and the period in which this series is set.
Next up, 'The Mantis' by Kotaro Isaka.
Read a book. Read dozens. Expand your horizons! 💙📚
#Booksky
Next up, 'The Mantis' by Kotaro Isaka.
Read a book. Read dozens. Expand your horizons! 💙📚
#Booksky
Finished 'Bury Our Bones in the Midnight Soil' by V.E. Schwab last night. I loved it. Couldn't help but picture Florence Welch as Sabine.
Next up, 'A Botanist's Guide to Society and Secrets' by Kate Khavari.
Reading keeps me sane in a world bent on insanity! 💙📚
#Booksky
Next up, 'A Botanist's Guide to Society and Secrets' by Kate Khavari.
Reading keeps me sane in a world bent on insanity! 💙📚
#Booksky
November 27, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Finished 'The Mantis' by Kotaro Isaka. An interesting addition to the Tokyo underworld Kotaro Isaaka has built. The extract at the end was a little jarring, though.
Next up, 'Home' & 'Network Effect' by Martha Wells.
Reading is fundamental. Fiction, Non-fiction, whatever.
Just read!! 💙📚
#Booksky
Next up, 'Home' & 'Network Effect' by Martha Wells.
Reading is fundamental. Fiction, Non-fiction, whatever.
Just read!! 💙📚
#Booksky
"Measuring ourselves against other people makes acceptance difficult, because we want what they have, or we want how things could have gone, not what we happen to have."
— Ryan Holiday, 'The Daily Stoic' 11/26
— Ryan Holiday, 'The Daily Stoic' 11/26
November 26, 2025 at 6:18 PM
"Measuring ourselves against other people makes acceptance difficult, because we want what they have, or we want how things could have gone, not what we happen to have."
— Ryan Holiday, 'The Daily Stoic' 11/26
— Ryan Holiday, 'The Daily Stoic' 11/26
I dropped a can of Thanksgiving fruit on top of my bare foot.
Now I cranberry walk.
Now I cranberry walk.
November 26, 2025 at 4:03 AM
I dropped a can of Thanksgiving fruit on top of my bare foot.
Now I cranberry walk.
Now I cranberry walk.
Son: can you talk real quick?
Dad: Not like an auctioneer, but I can talk faster than normal if I try really hard.
Dad: Not like an auctioneer, but I can talk faster than normal if I try really hard.
November 25, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Son: can you talk real quick?
Dad: Not like an auctioneer, but I can talk faster than normal if I try really hard.
Dad: Not like an auctioneer, but I can talk faster than normal if I try really hard.