Three for a tenner, so fresh they were crossing the road half an hour ago

I was playing Rogue Trader so missed all this. I guess that you wish you were too.

Polanski has excellent populist policy instincts <derogatory/laudatory - choose your preferred version> so if he's leaving that well alone they'd do well to wonder why.

She must be weeks away from banning herself from the party because she woke up from a dream where she ate a bagel. This is mad. "Why would we not work with the Greens? Erm... they're pro-genocide! Brilliant!"

It's a red card and a three match ban if you do that though.

Every engineering degree should come with option of a late career physics/medicine/economics degree so that we don't have retired engineers explaining how they've designed radical and perfect new theories of <insert topic here> in their spare time though.

Oh Sharon, it's moved beyond that. news.sky.com/story/zarah-...

<pounds table with hand>B! B! B!

Nothing is more SWP than turning up in numbers at a conference where they are distinctly unwelcome then demonstrating exactly why they are unwelcome.

Well, aside from mishandling sexual assaults. That's more SWP.

I resemble that remark

CS degrees. Do them if you genuinely are interested in proper theoretical stuff about Turing machines (and if you are, amazing). If you want to learn to code for career reasons, do physics. You’ll learn Python and get to write your dissertation on exploding stars.

Can only offer the over the internet shoulder pat of sympathy, which doesn't count for much. You're doing a good thing.

It's some grass behind a local primary school a coupla miles away from their actual training ground, and it's as glamorous as it sounds.

My biggest complaint about the new graduates at my company is that they are so damned competent and driven they're really ruining my plans to cruise the next 20 years to retirement.

OH, M9. That's one more than oh m8, to indicate just how oh m8 this situation is.

I had to turn the volume up because I couldn't hear it over the rain on the windows!

"Accidental multi-million pound house owners"