It would have to be Unai, wouldn't it.
Still had to happen sooner or later
Still had to happen sooner or later
December 6, 2025 at 2:44 PM
It would have to be Unai, wouldn't it.
Still had to happen sooner or later
Still had to happen sooner or later
I feel the older I get, the more I have a psychic connection with my mum.
She always seems to phone me when I'm at my most vulnerable.
98% of the time, I'm on the toilet.
She always seems to phone me when I'm at my most vulnerable.
98% of the time, I'm on the toilet.
November 29, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I feel the older I get, the more I have a psychic connection with my mum.
She always seems to phone me when I'm at my most vulnerable.
98% of the time, I'm on the toilet.
She always seems to phone me when I'm at my most vulnerable.
98% of the time, I'm on the toilet.
Help me out.
Simpsons character. Makes funny noises, but I don't think it's Charlie Callas.
Sounds like fart noises, sort of.
Driving me mad
Simpsons character. Makes funny noises, but I don't think it's Charlie Callas.
Sounds like fart noises, sort of.
Driving me mad
November 11, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Help me out.
Simpsons character. Makes funny noises, but I don't think it's Charlie Callas.
Sounds like fart noises, sort of.
Driving me mad
Simpsons character. Makes funny noises, but I don't think it's Charlie Callas.
Sounds like fart noises, sort of.
Driving me mad
Still unbeaten since she was born
November 2, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Still unbeaten since she was born
Joel Schumacher wrote The Wiz?
How is this new information?
How is this new information?
October 17, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Joel Schumacher wrote The Wiz?
How is this new information?
How is this new information?
Talk to someone. Anyone. Professional or friend. Just talk. Don't bottle things up.
Don't stand on ceremony. Do shit. Do it well and do it for yourself.
Don't stand on ceremony. Do shit. Do it well and do it for yourself.
Those who are 35+, what advice do you have for people just entering their 30s?
October 5, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Talk to someone. Anyone. Professional or friend. Just talk. Don't bottle things up.
Don't stand on ceremony. Do shit. Do it well and do it for yourself.
Don't stand on ceremony. Do shit. Do it well and do it for yourself.
Had a daughter last Saturday. Last six months have been pretty sleepless for both my wife and I.
I think I remember that, but it might be an insomnia fueled fever dream.
I think I remember that, but it might be an insomnia fueled fever dream.
Who remembers...
...waking up and feeling refreshed after a good night's sleep.
...waking up and feeling refreshed after a good night's sleep.
September 30, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Had a daughter last Saturday. Last six months have been pretty sleepless for both my wife and I.
I think I remember that, but it might be an insomnia fueled fever dream.
I think I remember that, but it might be an insomnia fueled fever dream.
Glad to see William Saliva has signed a new contract, but as we all know, contracts are worth bugger all these days.
Just go on strike and you'll get a move.
I should add, this isn't a slight on him, just football in general.
Just go on strike and you'll get a move.
I should add, this isn't a slight on him, just football in general.
September 30, 2025 at 9:29 AM
Glad to see William Saliva has signed a new contract, but as we all know, contracts are worth bugger all these days.
Just go on strike and you'll get a move.
I should add, this isn't a slight on him, just football in general.
Just go on strike and you'll get a move.
I should add, this isn't a slight on him, just football in general.
How to fill in the night shift with my new baby....
September 27, 2025 at 1:59 AM
How to fill in the night shift with my new baby....
Looking forward to The Hamburglar telling us how he won the Ryder Cup on Monday, given he'll be on the stage to present/keep the trophy.
September 26, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Looking forward to The Hamburglar telling us how he won the Ryder Cup on Monday, given he'll be on the stage to present/keep the trophy.
I realise an awful lot of design and marketing people were involved in creating this logo.
I realise what it's meant to be.
All I see is my face on the first night we brought Mabel home.
I realise what it's meant to be.
All I see is my face on the first night we brought Mabel home.
September 24, 2025 at 12:29 PM
I realise an awful lot of design and marketing people were involved in creating this logo.
I realise what it's meant to be.
All I see is my face on the first night we brought Mabel home.
I realise what it's meant to be.
All I see is my face on the first night we brought Mabel home.
Hi @helenlohara.bsky.social,
Posted this on X, not sure if you're using that
You're probably sick of me saying how much you've helped me over the years via Empire, Movie Con etc
Just to say, had a girl Saturday and wanted to say thank you again for keeping me sane.
Mabel Elspeth West. 6lb 10oz
Posted this on X, not sure if you're using that
You're probably sick of me saying how much you've helped me over the years via Empire, Movie Con etc
Just to say, had a girl Saturday and wanted to say thank you again for keeping me sane.
Mabel Elspeth West. 6lb 10oz
September 22, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Hi @helenlohara.bsky.social,
Posted this on X, not sure if you're using that
You're probably sick of me saying how much you've helped me over the years via Empire, Movie Con etc
Just to say, had a girl Saturday and wanted to say thank you again for keeping me sane.
Mabel Elspeth West. 6lb 10oz
Posted this on X, not sure if you're using that
You're probably sick of me saying how much you've helped me over the years via Empire, Movie Con etc
Just to say, had a girl Saturday and wanted to say thank you again for keeping me sane.
Mabel Elspeth West. 6lb 10oz
It hasn't happened yet, but Bruce Springsteen will destroy me. Absolutely destroy me. I'm still here because of his music.
Which rock deaths messed you up? My parents didn’t tell me when Lennon died because I was a toddler. I found out in 1st grade and I cried a ton.
Rozz Williams death was really awful because of how he died and lonely because I was away at an activist training & no one else had a clue who he was.
Rozz Williams death was really awful because of how he died and lonely because I was away at an activist training & no one else had a clue who he was.
September 7, 2025 at 8:25 AM
It hasn't happened yet, but Bruce Springsteen will destroy me. Absolutely destroy me. I'm still here because of his music.
Why does RFK sound like he's permanently sat on a whacker plate?
September 4, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Why does RFK sound like he's permanently sat on a whacker plate?
Bring forward the anti-christ, Cat-hulhu!
Treat your cat this Halloween with an interactive ouija board from @petsathome.bsky.social
What could possibly go wrong?
What could possibly go wrong?
August 30, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Bring forward the anti-christ, Cat-hulhu!
I'm 43 today
I'm not fishing for birthday wishes, but I never thought I'd be in this position.
Married for a year and a baby four weeks or so away. This might truly be the best birthday ever.
Genuinely never felt happier.
Things hurt the older I get, but this one is amazing.
I'm not fishing for birthday wishes, but I never thought I'd be in this position.
Married for a year and a baby four weeks or so away. This might truly be the best birthday ever.
Genuinely never felt happier.
Things hurt the older I get, but this one is amazing.
August 25, 2025 at 5:54 AM
I'm 43 today
I'm not fishing for birthday wishes, but I never thought I'd be in this position.
Married for a year and a baby four weeks or so away. This might truly be the best birthday ever.
Genuinely never felt happier.
Things hurt the older I get, but this one is amazing.
I'm not fishing for birthday wishes, but I never thought I'd be in this position.
Married for a year and a baby four weeks or so away. This might truly be the best birthday ever.
Genuinely never felt happier.
Things hurt the older I get, but this one is amazing.
Anne Hathaway's dress collection in The Dark Knight Rises might be the most erotic thing I've ever seen.
August 24, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Anne Hathaway's dress collection in The Dark Knight Rises might be the most erotic thing I've ever seen.
Super fucking Troopers 3, baby!!!!!
August 20, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Super fucking Troopers 3, baby!!!!!
This is sad. Just watched both versions of Superman II over the last few days. Tower of an actor.
August 17, 2025 at 3:00 PM
This is sad. Just watched both versions of Superman II over the last few days. Tower of an actor.
4K Teen Agent/If Looks Could Kill, anyone?
July 26, 2025 at 4:36 AM
4K Teen Agent/If Looks Could Kill, anyone?
Just had a thought that Hans Zimmer's autobiography should be called 'WHHHHHAAAAAMMMMP and circumstance'
July 16, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Just had a thought that Hans Zimmer's autobiography should be called 'WHHHHHAAAAAMMMMP and circumstance'
Half of Manchester this morning.... #oasis #oasislive25
July 12, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Half of Manchester this morning.... #oasis #oasislive25