We have then just had a call from him in Beeston to say he's only gone and LEFT THE FUCKING TRAINERS OUTSIDE THE CAR BACK IN YORK! FFS.
So if you see a youngish lad in the cheese wedge wearing his Grandad's spare size 11 walking shoes, please laugh at him for us.
The absolute nobhead.
We have then just had a call from him in Beeston to say he's only gone and LEFT THE FUCKING TRAINERS OUTSIDE THE CAR BACK IN YORK! FFS.
So if you see a youngish lad in the cheese wedge wearing his Grandad's spare size 11 walking shoes, please laugh at him for us.
The absolute nobhead.