Lazerus
@lazerus101.bsky.social
The biggest damn hare on the internet. | 40s He/Him | Demi - Open Relationship | Mini painter and general Nerd Do-Well
Absolutely loved Zootopia 2.
Some of the references left me in stitches.
And to anyone on the team, YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID. 😉
Some of the references left me in stitches.
And to anyone on the team, YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID. 😉
November 28, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Absolutely loved Zootopia 2.
Some of the references left me in stitches.
And to anyone on the team, YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID. 😉
Some of the references left me in stitches.
And to anyone on the team, YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID. 😉
We're off to see the wizard!
But mostly the witches
But mostly the witches
November 21, 2025 at 7:07 PM
We're off to see the wizard!
But mostly the witches
But mostly the witches
So.
This is the card I got from my dad.
I'm 44
He's in his 80s
Is he trolling me?
This is the card I got from my dad.
I'm 44
He's in his 80s
Is he trolling me?
November 20, 2025 at 8:39 AM
So.
This is the card I got from my dad.
I'm 44
He's in his 80s
Is he trolling me?
This is the card I got from my dad.
I'm 44
He's in his 80s
Is he trolling me?
No real big expectations for my birthday this year. As you get older they get kinda less significant.
I do however have big plans for @desduck.bsky.social next year 🙏
I do however have big plans for @desduck.bsky.social next year 🙏
November 17, 2025 at 5:08 PM
No real big expectations for my birthday this year. As you get older they get kinda less significant.
I do however have big plans for @desduck.bsky.social next year 🙏
I do however have big plans for @desduck.bsky.social next year 🙏
The culprit.
A shard of glass 😡
A shard of glass 😡
November 11, 2025 at 1:13 PM
The culprit.
A shard of glass 😡
A shard of glass 😡
Cool, cool cool cool. Go almost 3 years without a puncture, now this is my 3rd in 2 months. First 2 were thorns, this one looks like a bit of metal or glass. And of course it's the back wheel again. Really looking forward to having to unhitch everything, again.
November 10, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Cool, cool cool cool. Go almost 3 years without a puncture, now this is my 3rd in 2 months. First 2 were thorns, this one looks like a bit of metal or glass. And of course it's the back wheel again. Really looking forward to having to unhitch everything, again.
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October 19, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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9) Everee
10) Xander
11) Artémis
12) Lazerus101
10) Xander
11) Artémis
12) Lazerus101
October 13, 2025 at 9:53 PM
9) Everee
10) Xander
11) Artémis
12) Lazerus101
10) Xander
11) Artémis
12) Lazerus101
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Incredible piece of Halloween inspired artwork by the incredible GeryTheDragon @scottcalico.bsky.social
🎃
🎃
October 13, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Incredible piece of Halloween inspired artwork by the incredible GeryTheDragon @scottcalico.bsky.social
🎃
🎃
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This used to be a civilised country once, with McDs breakfast bagels.
October 12, 2025 at 8:15 AM
This used to be a civilised country once, with McDs breakfast bagels.
Work Colleague: life expectancy is increasing
Me: that's true up until the pandemic when it actually dropped
WC: where are you getting that info
Me: scientific studies, the ONS
WC: don't believe everything you read online
Moments pass
WC: the pandemic was planned to kill off old people anyway.
Me: that's true up until the pandemic when it actually dropped
WC: where are you getting that info
Me: scientific studies, the ONS
WC: don't believe everything you read online
Moments pass
WC: the pandemic was planned to kill off old people anyway.
October 8, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Work Colleague: life expectancy is increasing
Me: that's true up until the pandemic when it actually dropped
WC: where are you getting that info
Me: scientific studies, the ONS
WC: don't believe everything you read online
Moments pass
WC: the pandemic was planned to kill off old people anyway.
Me: that's true up until the pandemic when it actually dropped
WC: where are you getting that info
Me: scientific studies, the ONS
WC: don't believe everything you read online
Moments pass
WC: the pandemic was planned to kill off old people anyway.
Awww yes, that's the good shit!
October 4, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Awww yes, that's the good shit!
Just wondering? ❤️
🤍🖤🤍🩵💜💛💜🩵🤍🖤🤍
‼️Let's spread some warmth‼️
Quote this post and let your friends express their feelings about you
Whatever's in their heart 💕
🤍🖤🤍🩵💜💛💜🩵🤍🖤🤍
‼️Let's spread some warmth‼️
Quote this post and let your friends express their feelings about you
Whatever's in their heart 💕
🤍🖤🤍🩵💜💛💜🩵🤍🖤🤍
September 30, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Just wondering? ❤️
It's time to do battle inside the ____
September 19, 2025 at 10:53 AM
It's time to do battle inside the ____
I was always brought up to look at both sides of an argument before making judgement. It gets hard to do that when one or oftentimes both sides are screaming at each other.
September 18, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I was always brought up to look at both sides of an argument before making judgement. It gets hard to do that when one or oftentimes both sides are screaming at each other.
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Just my luck.
I've removed the offending article and patched the tyre. But what a nuisance.
I've removed the offending article and patched the tyre. But what a nuisance.
September 17, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Just my luck.
I've removed the offending article and patched the tyre. But what a nuisance.
I've removed the offending article and patched the tyre. But what a nuisance.
Well, that aged well...
September 11, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Well, that aged well...
Eventually I managed to get a little sleep.
Ironically it was my inability to sleep well lately due to all the other stresses I've got going on that meant I was awake to hear movement from the kitchen.
I'm okay, the guy wasn't aggressive, just confused.
Ironically it was my inability to sleep well lately due to all the other stresses I've got going on that meant I was awake to hear movement from the kitchen.
I'm okay, the guy wasn't aggressive, just confused.
My heart is racing.
Came downstairs in the middle of the night to find some drunk guy in our kitchen.
Shooed them away and been on a call to the police.
Came downstairs in the middle of the night to find some drunk guy in our kitchen.
Shooed them away and been on a call to the police.
September 7, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Eventually I managed to get a little sleep.
Ironically it was my inability to sleep well lately due to all the other stresses I've got going on that meant I was awake to hear movement from the kitchen.
I'm okay, the guy wasn't aggressive, just confused.
Ironically it was my inability to sleep well lately due to all the other stresses I've got going on that meant I was awake to hear movement from the kitchen.
I'm okay, the guy wasn't aggressive, just confused.
My heart is racing.
Came downstairs in the middle of the night to find some drunk guy in our kitchen.
Shooed them away and been on a call to the police.
Came downstairs in the middle of the night to find some drunk guy in our kitchen.
Shooed them away and been on a call to the police.
September 7, 2025 at 1:04 AM
My heart is racing.
Came downstairs in the middle of the night to find some drunk guy in our kitchen.
Shooed them away and been on a call to the police.
Came downstairs in the middle of the night to find some drunk guy in our kitchen.
Shooed them away and been on a call to the police.
Full disclosure we have, a few days ago, endured a death in her family that has come as quite a shock.
Not been in a good place due to this so apologies for being quiet.
Not been in a good place due to this so apologies for being quiet.
September 3, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Full disclosure we have, a few days ago, endured a death in her family that has come as quite a shock.
Not been in a good place due to this so apologies for being quiet.
Not been in a good place due to this so apologies for being quiet.
Replacing a rear tyre on a fat e-bike is such a pain in the backside.
Sweating like made and feeling faint from exertion right now.
Sweating like made and feeling faint from exertion right now.
August 23, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Replacing a rear tyre on a fat e-bike is such a pain in the backside.
Sweating like made and feeling faint from exertion right now.
Sweating like made and feeling faint from exertion right now.
Sorry I've been mostly quiet on socials for... Let's be honest, quite a while barring the odd thing here or there.
I've been kind of struggling mentally for a while and found myself closed off.
I don't know what the solution is, but please know I think about all my friends and acquaintances a lot.
I've been kind of struggling mentally for a while and found myself closed off.
I don't know what the solution is, but please know I think about all my friends and acquaintances a lot.
August 22, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Sorry I've been mostly quiet on socials for... Let's be honest, quite a while barring the odd thing here or there.
I've been kind of struggling mentally for a while and found myself closed off.
I don't know what the solution is, but please know I think about all my friends and acquaintances a lot.
I've been kind of struggling mentally for a while and found myself closed off.
I don't know what the solution is, but please know I think about all my friends and acquaintances a lot.