Gnome Chomsky
@lawngnomechomsky.bsky.social
I love art.
March 24, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I love art.
American Oligarchs take heed — this is what will happen to your money too. apnews.com/article/russ...
The $300 billion question: What to do with Russia's frozen central bank money?
With U.S. support for Ukraine in doubt, Kyiv’s European allies are weighing whether to seize $300 billion in frozen Russian assets.
apnews.com
March 18, 2025 at 12:25 PM
American Oligarchs take heed — this is what will happen to your money too. apnews.com/article/russ...
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March 16, 2025 at 8:36 AM
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Breaking News: Diaper Don is in time out while the grown ups run the free world.
March 11, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Breaking News: Diaper Don is in time out while the grown ups run the free world.
Potty training a new pet can be so hard!
March 1, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Potty training a new pet can be so hard!
When did The Onion start publishing real news stories?
Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them
Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them
WASHINGTON—With the elected officials trying their hardest not to move a muscle, reports confirmed Monday that top Democratic leaders in Congress were standing real still in hopes that the American pe...
theonion.com
February 25, 2025 at 10:29 AM
When did The Onion start publishing real news stories?
His mother hated him first. But I’m sure nobody is keeping score.
It will be the most celebrated obit on the planet.
February 23, 2025 at 1:58 PM
His mother hated him first. But I’m sure nobody is keeping score.
Project 2025 is already 35% complete.
www.project2025.observer
www.project2025.observer
Project 2025 Tracker
Track the progress on Project 2025
www.project2025.observer
February 21, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Project 2025 is already 35% complete.
www.project2025.observer
www.project2025.observer
If you fly close enough to the water, you can actually hear the screams for help from Donald Trump’s high IQ as it’s drowning.
You might also hear some dolphins.
You might also hear some dolphins.
February 17, 2025 at 12:52 PM
If you fly close enough to the water, you can actually hear the screams for help from Donald Trump’s high IQ as it’s drowning.
You might also hear some dolphins.
You might also hear some dolphins.
I had no idea Elon was so tall.
February 5, 2025 at 2:07 PM
I had no idea Elon was so tall.
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Rings of Relativity.
GAL-CLUS-022058s is the largest and one of the most complete Einstein rings ever discovered in our Universe. The light from the background galaxy has been distorted into the curve we see by the gravity of the galaxy cluster sitting in front of it.
(Hubble)
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GAL-CLUS-022058s is the largest and one of the most complete Einstein rings ever discovered in our Universe. The light from the background galaxy has been distorted into the curve we see by the gravity of the galaxy cluster sitting in front of it.
(Hubble)
🔭 🧪
February 2, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Rings of Relativity.
GAL-CLUS-022058s is the largest and one of the most complete Einstein rings ever discovered in our Universe. The light from the background galaxy has been distorted into the curve we see by the gravity of the galaxy cluster sitting in front of it.
(Hubble)
🔭 🧪
GAL-CLUS-022058s is the largest and one of the most complete Einstein rings ever discovered in our Universe. The light from the background galaxy has been distorted into the curve we see by the gravity of the galaxy cluster sitting in front of it.
(Hubble)
🔭 🧪
If it doesn’t fit, you must acquit.
February 1, 2025 at 5:01 PM
If it doesn’t fit, you must acquit.
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Hey if anyone is considering backing up any datasets for some reason today, the Open Science Framework has free storage up to 5G/private repository, and up to 50G/public repository.
(The OSF is run by a 501c3 (Center for Open Science), so if you do this you might also consider making a donation.)
(The OSF is run by a 501c3 (Center for Open Science), so if you do this you might also consider making a donation.)
January 31, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Hey if anyone is considering backing up any datasets for some reason today, the Open Science Framework has free storage up to 5G/private repository, and up to 50G/public repository.
(The OSF is run by a 501c3 (Center for Open Science), so if you do this you might also consider making a donation.)
(The OSF is run by a 501c3 (Center for Open Science), so if you do this you might also consider making a donation.)
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Can we just assume.. and agree..2025 will surely be an awakening… and a major shock… to everyone who thinks “oh, it won’t be that bad…”?
May the “I told you so’s” be
loud and plentiful… albeit bittersweet for the rest of us.
May the “I told you so’s” be
loud and plentiful… albeit bittersweet for the rest of us.
January 3, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Can we just assume.. and agree..2025 will surely be an awakening… and a major shock… to everyone who thinks “oh, it won’t be that bad…”?
May the “I told you so’s” be
loud and plentiful… albeit bittersweet for the rest of us.
May the “I told you so’s” be
loud and plentiful… albeit bittersweet for the rest of us.
Reposted by Gnome Chomsky
H5N1 Bird Flu Spreads Rapidly Through California Dairy Herds
The USDA has confirmed that five more dairy herds in California are infected, bringing the total number to 732.
As of now, 74% of the state's dairy herds have tested positive for the virus.
The USDA has confirmed that five more dairy herds in California are infected, bringing the total number to 732.
As of now, 74% of the state's dairy herds have tested positive for the virus.
January 29, 2025 at 3:12 PM
H5N1 Bird Flu Spreads Rapidly Through California Dairy Herds
The USDA has confirmed that five more dairy herds in California are infected, bringing the total number to 732.
As of now, 74% of the state's dairy herds have tested positive for the virus.
The USDA has confirmed that five more dairy herds in California are infected, bringing the total number to 732.
As of now, 74% of the state's dairy herds have tested positive for the virus.
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Okay I'll admit I burst out loud laughing at this one
January 24, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Okay I'll admit I burst out loud laughing at this one
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“Terrible things are happening outside. Poor helpless people are being dragged out of their homes. Families are torn apart. Men, women, and children are separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared.”
Diary of Anne Frank
January 13, 1943
Diary of Anne Frank
January 13, 1943
January 24, 2025 at 8:08 PM
“Terrible things are happening outside. Poor helpless people are being dragged out of their homes. Families are torn apart. Men, women, and children are separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared.”
Diary of Anne Frank
January 13, 1943
Diary of Anne Frank
January 13, 1943
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Astronomers Discover Planet Identical To Earth With Orbital Space Mirror
theonion.com/astronomers-...
theonion.com/astronomers-...
January 22, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Astronomers Discover Planet Identical To Earth With Orbital Space Mirror
theonion.com/astronomers-...
theonion.com/astronomers-...
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Social Security Reform Bill Encourages Americans To Live Faster, Die Younger
Social Security Reform Bill Encourages Americans To Live Faster, Die Younger
YouTube video by The Onion
youtube.com
January 22, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Social Security Reform Bill Encourages Americans To Live Faster, Die Younger
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Hubble image of Eta Carinae, the remains of the collapse of a giant molecular cloud.
Processed by @Tho_Carp
www.flickr.com/photos/19746...
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Processed by @Tho_Carp
www.flickr.com/photos/19746...
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January 22, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Hubble image of Eta Carinae, the remains of the collapse of a giant molecular cloud.
Processed by @Tho_Carp
www.flickr.com/photos/19746...
🔭 🧪
Processed by @Tho_Carp
www.flickr.com/photos/19746...
🔭 🧪
Reposted by Gnome Chomsky
January 21, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Reposted by Gnome Chomsky
A universe in motion seen from the International Space Station during a night pass over Earth (view fullscreen).
January 20, 2025 at 10:28 PM
A universe in motion seen from the International Space Station during a night pass over Earth (view fullscreen).