“Not quite exiled, not quite welcomed back.” So what, he has to live life as a regular degular human and not a celebrity? What torture! What misery!

Okay and we used to put asbestos in our walls, but we figured out a less harmful, better way so keep up, buttercup

“The war on drugs, which we’ve been, like, doing” ma’am shut UP

Check the weather, you might be able to get away with good layers?

I noticed how they skipped right over the “bangin’ on the bathroom floor” line

Frankly this is an indictment of politics and journalism AND publishing

Just grabbed this for my holiday read as soon as I finish Mate. I love Olivia's writing!

It’s just a fire hose of “I am upset when we are not about me”