she/her | Mellon Leadership Fellow | assoc. prof. of classical studies: Roman literature, culture, theater, civil war, & all things Nero | pedagogy geek | passionate about equity in graduate education | lover of travel & food | never speak for my employer
Reader: it was a DRUNK DIAL at midnight after my friends took me out to celebrate. I think you hear me fall down at one point or at least trip. Possibly while skipping or jumping up & down. I definitely tell her I’m drunk. But I need not have b/c it’s clear in the entire gleeful slurring message. /3
November 28, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Reader: it was a DRUNK DIAL at midnight after my friends took me out to celebrate. I think you hear me fall down at one point or at least trip. Possibly while skipping or jumping up & down. I definitely tell her I’m drunk. But I need not have b/c it’s clear in the entire gleeful slurring message. /3