Laura Johansen, MPH (she/her)
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Laura Johansen, MPH (she/her)
@laurajohansen.bsky.social
Clinical research in Industry. UNC SPH '21. JMU '15.
#VaccinesWork #PublicHealthGeek #CoolMillenialAunt
I'm an introvert on social media, what could go wrong?
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December 7, 2025 at 5:11 AM
SHOW ME THE TWO JMU FANS IN THE STADIUM LFGGGG
December 7, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Acute canine pancreatitis did...
December 6, 2025 at 6:38 PM
"if risk factors aren't there" - how would we know FOR SURE, Mr. Practicepeace?! Are we comprehensively testing *everyone* the newborn could have direct contact with in the first year of life, and removing their exposure?
I am so NOT looking forward to the childhood liver cancer rate increases...
December 6, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Them's my kids, 10/10 though I find hilarious that the AD had to get on the mic and beg the students to stop throwing snowballs or we'd be assessed a penalty
December 6, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I see my father and yours evolved in the same era, because he has the *same* one you've described
December 5, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Did a cravings-riddled pregnant person make this?!
December 4, 2025 at 5:17 PM
This is the same kind of person who would post that "Why has Christmas lost its magic?" thing that's been trending of late, and not realize it was all the goddamn women in their life working their asses off for minimal recognition & remuneration
December 4, 2025 at 5:10 PM
My HS English teacher would've killed me for writing like this
December 4, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Only silver lining to that is if I see the roach belly up because that means my reckless abandon with home pest treatment has been effective to some extent
a man says you and me both in front of a poster
ALT: a man says you and me both in front of a poster
media.tenor.com
November 29, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Regrettably no, but frankly if they're not posting the full spectrum of NC plates, a competing account may be in order...
November 21, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I wish!!
Comprehensive narrative: "Hit all the goals & did all my required shit on time, if not earlier, plus some of other people's shit, too - you know this, you were there. Gimme my full bonus plzandthx".
November 21, 2025 at 7:38 PM
@thetate.bsky.social NC plate IG would kill for this
November 21, 2025 at 4:51 PM