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Laura Jedeed
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Freelance Journalist, allegedly. Bylines: Politico, TNR, The Nation, Rolling Stone. I have a newsletter and you should read it: https://bannedinyourstate.com

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(and yes I know these posts are annoying, they're also the only way I can actually make myself touch grass because I'm too embarrassed to come back early)
November 28, 2025 at 10:31 PM
If you find yourself missing my weird little takes or would just like to yell at me there is always bannedinyourstate.com
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November 28, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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Just absolute bullshit, didn't fucking happen, if they won't touch the grass could they at least think about what grass looks like.
November 28, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Zohran's charisma is basically a superpower, and he uses that charisma to get people to pay attention to important causes and issues. It's beautiful and I find it hard not to fangirl out completely
November 28, 2025 at 4:44 AM
I think it's nice to have a nice holiday and learn about that stuff at a different time, but to each their own and I see where you're coming from
November 27, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Go birds
November 27, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Reposted by Laura Jedeed
The origins are F'd up, but its purpose was noble both then and now. Lincoln made it a holiday during a time of unprecedented crisis to remind us all to be thankful for what we have because everything was so freaking sh*tty.

I consider this a similar Thanksgiving.

Happy Turkeyday!
November 27, 2025 at 5:17 PM
(also if you're a JD Vance-style freak who DOES sit around talking about the origins of Thanksgiving and how it was good actually I hope you do not have a good Thanksgiving, I hope your turkey is overcooked and you get into a big fight)
November 27, 2025 at 4:53 PM
If you're alone on Thanksgiving consider that you're the closest family you're ever gonna have and do something fun ♥️
November 27, 2025 at 4:52 PM
You're blaming individuals for a fucked system
November 26, 2025 at 4:52 AM
People are very coy about being sponsored by someone else but I swear to God behind 90% of successful journalists there's a spouse in IT or a family that made good

And good for them. They're making it work. I'm not mad at them, but I am furious at this entire industry and inches from quitting
November 25, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Sticking googly eyes on a fence post with an interesting knot in it and insisting it be given a say in our electoral process
November 25, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Oh absolutely, science and scientism are as different as medicine and crystal healing
November 25, 2025 at 9:02 PM
The raging contempt for the human soul that lies at the end of scientism is genuinely demonic, and I know this kind of language is mostly used by the worst people on earth but the shoe fits here
November 25, 2025 at 8:56 PM