Mystery Ape
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Regardless of outcome, requests to follow me will be invoiced at £5 waged/£3 unwaged and concessions.
Ok ready to be the mystery ape version of healthy again
November 29, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Ok ready to be the mystery ape version of healthy again
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lace monitor, in dry sclerophyll forest
November 29, 2025 at 7:39 PM
lace monitor, in dry sclerophyll forest
When a cat sneezes nearby but you can’t see it and don’t know where it’s located. A fun mystery
November 29, 2025 at 7:30 PM
When a cat sneezes nearby but you can’t see it and don’t know where it’s located. A fun mystery
Don’t worry I’m not going to go and get any, but I do miss how productive I was when using the Vicodin I got after wisdom tooth surgery as an anti anxiety med. maybe had anti adhd effects as well
November 29, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Don’t worry I’m not going to go and get any, but I do miss how productive I was when using the Vicodin I got after wisdom tooth surgery as an anti anxiety med. maybe had anti adhd effects as well
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Today in Jeremy's salad: collard greens, bamboo, Indian blanket flowers, and pansies. Special climate note: those Indian blankets absolutely should not be growing right now
November 29, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Today in Jeremy's salad: collard greens, bamboo, Indian blanket flowers, and pansies. Special climate note: those Indian blankets absolutely should not be growing right now
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#FrogFriday > BlackFriday - Here's a male Uakari Poison Frog (Ranitomeya uakarii) hauling two of its tadpoles to a location with permanent water, where they can continue development. Rainforest in the Rio Tahuayo drainage north of Iquitos, Peru. #herps #frogs #NaturePhotography 🌿
November 28, 2025 at 11:14 PM
#FrogFriday > BlackFriday - Here's a male Uakari Poison Frog (Ranitomeya uakarii) hauling two of its tadpoles to a location with permanent water, where they can continue development. Rainforest in the Rio Tahuayo drainage north of Iquitos, Peru. #herps #frogs #NaturePhotography 🌿
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This is the Sunburst Candy Spider from Thailand. Not AI (sucks to have to declare this). Very real and had been on my wish list for a long time.
The taxonomic placement is unclear, so we are leaving it at Cyrtarachninae.
The taxonomic placement is unclear, so we are leaving it at Cyrtarachninae.
November 29, 2025 at 3:15 PM
This is the Sunburst Candy Spider from Thailand. Not AI (sucks to have to declare this). Very real and had been on my wish list for a long time.
The taxonomic placement is unclear, so we are leaving it at Cyrtarachninae.
The taxonomic placement is unclear, so we are leaving it at Cyrtarachninae.
One the most special babies known to science
November 29, 2025 at 3:26 PM
One the most special babies known to science
Gary’s snuggling pretty diligently now that I’m past the writhing around stage of illness
November 29, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Gary’s snuggling pretty diligently now that I’m past the writhing around stage of illness
Cute fluffy baby seal
Stingray that looked like a motoro except it was off the coast of South Carolina
Stoat mom with babies
Slowworm
Cute fluffy badger cub
Stingray that looked like a motoro except it was off the coast of South Carolina
Stoat mom with babies
Slowworm
Cute fluffy badger cub
elk
alligator
fox
pelican
muskrat
alligator
fox
pelican
muskrat
introduce yourself with five animals you've seen in the wild:
right whale mother and calf
sharpnose shark
bald eagle
lion's mane jellyfish
skunk squad six
right whale mother and calf
sharpnose shark
bald eagle
lion's mane jellyfish
skunk squad six
November 29, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Cute fluffy baby seal
Stingray that looked like a motoro except it was off the coast of South Carolina
Stoat mom with babies
Slowworm
Cute fluffy badger cub
Stingray that looked like a motoro except it was off the coast of South Carolina
Stoat mom with babies
Slowworm
Cute fluffy badger cub
We can no longer call people with mod haircuts wellends
Paul Weller has removed his music from streaming platforms in Israel as part of the “No Music For Genocide” movement.
The decision was announced on his official social media accounts on November 24, 2025.
#PaulWeller #Music #RiseUp #Genocide #freepalestine #palestine #Israel #boycottisrael #bds
The decision was announced on his official social media accounts on November 24, 2025.
#PaulWeller #Music #RiseUp #Genocide #freepalestine #palestine #Israel #boycottisrael #bds
November 29, 2025 at 4:35 AM
We can no longer call people with mod haircuts wellends
When you want to finish a blueberry smoothie but you saw some come back up earlier and it’s too soon
November 29, 2025 at 3:48 AM
When you want to finish a blueberry smoothie but you saw some come back up earlier and it’s too soon
I wish we could get to the throwing up stage so I can feel slightly better
November 28, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I wish we could get to the throwing up stage so I can feel slightly better
I will say that I would like a dog with normally proportioned legs
November 28, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I will say that I would like a dog with normally proportioned legs
I’m really hungry but I think I would projectile vomit if I ate anything
November 28, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I’m really hungry but I think I would projectile vomit if I ate anything
Do zoomers verbalise the word “okie” and if so is it pronounced “oaky”?
November 28, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Do zoomers verbalise the word “okie” and if so is it pronounced “oaky”?
Love calling to offer someone a job but hate informing the ones who didn’t get it
November 28, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Love calling to offer someone a job but hate informing the ones who didn’t get it
What if a schipperke dog lived with me
November 28, 2025 at 6:53 PM
What if a schipperke dog lived with me
I’m always asking myself what pitbull would do
November 28, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I’m always asking myself what pitbull would do
Cancelling on attending an interesting talk due to illness and what makes it worse is my hair looks good
November 28, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Cancelling on attending an interesting talk due to illness and what makes it worse is my hair looks good
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*shaking hands* Black Friday to you
And also to you
And also to you
November 7, 2023 at 6:58 PM
*shaking hands* Black Friday to you
And also to you
And also to you
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Hey in case someone wanted to take me up on this still-standing commission offer we are getting close to a cutoff for holiday delivery but we could do it if you got at me soon...
Going to try a thing here... If you want a 9x12 ink drawing of your D&D guy or a pet or an animal you'd like for a pet or something else similar to these, I will draw it and mail it to you for $100. I'll even do a little lettering. DM if interested.
November 28, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Hey in case someone wanted to take me up on this still-standing commission offer we are getting close to a cutoff for holiday delivery but we could do it if you got at me soon...
eating is not working. time to station myself by the vom bucket until conditions improve
November 28, 2025 at 5:46 PM
eating is not working. time to station myself by the vom bucket until conditions improve
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We feed you.
They hunt us.
They hunt us.
June 11, 2025 at 5:05 AM
We feed you.
They hunt us.
They hunt us.