Lance Haun
@lance.fm
Mostly PNW, sports (WSU, PDX, SEA, LFC), politics, tech, work, and craft beer. Usually not in any order. The one and only @thelance on the bird app. Ignoring Google Maps directions since 2008. https://www.lance.fm/links
David Stern is looking up and smiling #NBAFinals
June 23, 2025 at 3:11 AM
David Stern is looking up and smiling #NBAFinals
Nice little puff piece for Kroenke by the incurious at ESPN. Every Nugs rival is incredibly excited to see Michael “Mike” Malone gone. That’s probably not good. www.espn.com/nba/story/_/...
'Everybody in the organization was miserable': Inside the Nuggets' shocking dual firings
With less than a week left in the regular season, Denver fired its head coach and GM, ending a yearslong cold war, and risking the NBA's most precious commodity: the prime of three-time NBA MVP Nikola...
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April 11, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Nice little puff piece for Kroenke by the incurious at ESPN. Every Nugs rival is incredibly excited to see Michael “Mike” Malone gone. That’s probably not good. www.espn.com/nba/story/_/...
Your worthless brother-in-law, who is currently paying 23% interest on a new Ford F-Pedestrian Demolisher, is telling a guy at work with earbuds in how nice it is to have a president who can make a decent deal.
April 10, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Your worthless brother-in-law, who is currently paying 23% interest on a new Ford F-Pedestrian Demolisher, is telling a guy at work with earbuds in how nice it is to have a president who can make a decent deal.
This is cope www.msnbc.com/opinion/msnb...
Opinion | I was in the House for many government funding fights. Chuck Schumer did the right thing.
Schumer understood things could get much worse for federal employees and congressional Democrats during a shutdown.
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March 18, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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These guys are so bad at this. It’s past time for new leadership. If you don’t want to fight @schumer.senate.gov, get out of the way.
This doomer shit has to end. If this is *actually* a no-win scenario, do the thing that gives you the power to push back. Period. www.cnn.com/2025/03/13/p...
Analysis: Democrats’ first big chance to check Trump may make them look even weaker | CNN Politics
Washington Democrats finally have a first point of leverage against President Donald Trump — but it comes with a dilemma that could leave them looking even more hapless than they have so far in his se...
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March 14, 2025 at 2:33 PM
These guys are so bad at this. It’s past time for new leadership. If you don’t want to fight @schumer.senate.gov, get out of the way.
This doomer shit has to end. If this is *actually* a no-win scenario, do the thing that gives you the power to push back. Period. www.cnn.com/2025/03/13/p...
Analysis: Democrats’ first big chance to check Trump may make them look even weaker | CNN Politics
Washington Democrats finally have a first point of leverage against President Donald Trump — but it comes with a dilemma that could leave them looking even more hapless than they have so far in his se...
www.cnn.com
March 13, 2025 at 6:16 PM
This doomer shit has to end. If this is *actually* a no-win scenario, do the thing that gives you the power to push back. Period. www.cnn.com/2025/03/13/p...
It's hilarious to me that dumb investors think that Tesla's collapsing stock is due to a *lack of attention* from the CEO. You mean the same CEO that has had eight other jobs, spent hours shitposting on Xitter, and allegedly does hardcore gaming? All of this was before the fake government job.
March 11, 2025 at 6:05 PM
It's hilarious to me that dumb investors think that Tesla's collapsing stock is due to a *lack of attention* from the CEO. You mean the same CEO that has had eight other jobs, spent hours shitposting on Xitter, and allegedly does hardcore gaming? All of this was before the fake government job.
If you think your job is pointless, just remember that someone is spending hours putting together informational reels targeting Trump voters telling them that what he is doing is bad.
March 10, 2025 at 10:02 PM
If you think your job is pointless, just remember that someone is spending hours putting together informational reels targeting Trump voters telling them that what he is doing is bad.
I guess it’s time to do a clean break from the past era. Tough.
March 10, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I guess it’s time to do a clean break from the past era. Tough.
Others: Certainly people can discern complex matters in politics, navigate nuanced situations, and not just spend an entire lifetime reflexively reacting to every dumb thing with their lizard brain.
Me: You sure about that? www.oregonlive.com/trending/202...
Me: You sure about that? www.oregonlive.com/trending/202...
‘Airport theory’ trend is causing people to miss flights. At PDX there’s no reason to risk it
The TikTok trend dares you to get through airport security as fast as you can.
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March 5, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Others: Certainly people can discern complex matters in politics, navigate nuanced situations, and not just spend an entire lifetime reflexively reacting to every dumb thing with their lizard brain.
Me: You sure about that? www.oregonlive.com/trending/202...
Me: You sure about that? www.oregonlive.com/trending/202...
There are lots of things to get outraged about these days but children dying of an easily preventable disease because of vaccine misinformation AND the fact that a prominent anti-vaxxer is now head of U.S. HHS infuriates me. What. The. Fuck.
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An unvaccinated child has died in the Texas measles outbreak
A child who was not vaccinated has died from measles in West Texas. It's the first death in an outbreak that began late last month and the first from measles in the U.S. since 2015.
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February 26, 2025 at 4:44 PM
There are lots of things to get outraged about these days but children dying of an easily preventable disease because of vaccine misinformation AND the fact that a prominent anti-vaxxer is now head of U.S. HHS infuriates me. What. The. Fuck.
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I've done very well betting against Izzo in March since 2021. His teams are playing too close against sub-par competition and that's not a good sign for avoiding an early tourney bounce.
February 25, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I've done very well betting against Izzo in March since 2021. His teams are playing too close against sub-par competition and that's not a good sign for avoiding an early tourney bounce.
My memoir is going to be titled, "There is an embarrassing amount of donut boxes in my recycling bin"
February 25, 2025 at 9:00 PM
My memoir is going to be titled, "There is an embarrassing amount of donut boxes in my recycling bin"
NBC executives looking for on-air talent.
February 25, 2025 at 4:25 PM
NBC executives looking for on-air talent.
I didn't need more reasons to avoid Southwest. Other than needed announcements, STFU with the PA system and let me get to my destination in peace.
A group of passengers on a Southwest Airlines flight, led by a passenger on the PA, broke into song and sang Lee Greenwood’s ‘God Bless the U.S.A.’
February 25, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I didn't need more reasons to avoid Southwest. Other than needed announcements, STFU with the PA system and let me get to my destination in peace.
More proof Trump tariffs are working, bringing in a 20k U.S. job commitment from Apple.
Oh wait, this news was from April 2021. Since then, Apple has added 10k jobs overall (not just in the U.S.). www.apple.com/newsroom/202...
Oh wait, this news was from April 2021. Since then, Apple has added 10k jobs overall (not just in the U.S.). www.apple.com/newsroom/202...
February 24, 2025 at 5:28 PM
More proof Trump tariffs are working, bringing in a 20k U.S. job commitment from Apple.
Oh wait, this news was from April 2021. Since then, Apple has added 10k jobs overall (not just in the U.S.). www.apple.com/newsroom/202...
Oh wait, this news was from April 2021. Since then, Apple has added 10k jobs overall (not just in the U.S.). www.apple.com/newsroom/202...
I can't believe news organizations are fact-checking Trump on his statements about Ukraine starting the war with Russia. It happened three years ago and it is a basic fact that Russia rolled in with tanks. What else do we need the NYT to fact-check? The Earth's shape? 1+1=2?
February 20, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I can't believe news organizations are fact-checking Trump on his statements about Ukraine starting the war with Russia. It happened three years ago and it is a basic fact that Russia rolled in with tanks. What else do we need the NYT to fact-check? The Earth's shape? 1+1=2?
Imposter syndrome is far too self-aware for what I have. I'm just going to call it Bon Jovi-ing, which is just me livin' on a prayer when I do any piece of work ever.
February 19, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Imposter syndrome is far too self-aware for what I have. I'm just going to call it Bon Jovi-ing, which is just me livin' on a prayer when I do any piece of work ever.
These people are such dumbasses. If this is a "government run like a business," everyone who had a hand in this decision would be fired immediately. www.opb.org/article/2025...
Bonneville Power Administration reverses 30 job cuts, continues with plans to eliminate 430 positions
Roughly 130 of BPA’s more than 3,000 employees were told they’d been dismissed last week, as part of large-scale job cuts initiated by the Trump administration. But 30 of those workers were later deem...
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February 19, 2025 at 9:27 PM
These people are such dumbasses. If this is a "government run like a business," everyone who had a hand in this decision would be fired immediately. www.opb.org/article/2025...
“I thought they were going to hurt others, not me” is such a depressingly common and stupid view that won't be disappearing anytime soon. When choose a candidate based on who they hate, you should expect it
February 19, 2025 at 4:11 AM
“I thought they were going to hurt others, not me” is such a depressingly common and stupid view that won't be disappearing anytime soon. When choose a candidate based on who they hate, you should expect it
All these leagues have to stop screwing with the All Star Games. Just do an exhibition game. No stakes, whoever is selected and wants to play, let’s do it. It was fun to watch people who didn’t play with one another play together. Stop trying to make it into a real game.
February 17, 2025 at 4:33 AM
All these leagues have to stop screwing with the All Star Games. Just do an exhibition game. No stakes, whoever is selected and wants to play, let’s do it. It was fun to watch people who didn’t play with one another play together. Stop trying to make it into a real game.
Oh, did Tom Brady play football and maybe even in some Super Bowls? I wish they would mention it a few more times. #superbowl
February 10, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Oh, did Tom Brady play football and maybe even in some Super Bowls? I wish they would mention it a few more times. #superbowl
Reposted by Lance Haun
this haptic display absolutely rocks. basketball is for everyone.
February 6, 2025 at 9:56 PM
this haptic display absolutely rocks. basketball is for everyone.
Wow, look at all the concessions Trump got from Canada.
Wait, the date of this release was last year. How can that be? www.canada.ca/en/public-sa...
Wait, the date of this release was last year. How can that be? www.canada.ca/en/public-sa...
Government of Canada announces its plan to strengthen border security and our immigration system - Canada.ca
Today, the Honourable Dominic LeBlanc, Minister of Finance and Intergovernmental Affairs, along with the Honourable Marc Miller, Minister of Immigration, Refugees and Citizenship and the Honourable Ya...
www.canada.ca
February 3, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Wow, look at all the concessions Trump got from Canada.
Wait, the date of this release was last year. How can that be? www.canada.ca/en/public-sa...
Wait, the date of this release was last year. How can that be? www.canada.ca/en/public-sa...