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"I got debts no honest man can pay"
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RFK Jr: You know, if someone… collapses in front of you the best course of action is… to leave immediately, because their soul just… came out and it’s flying around the room looking for a new… vessel at that point
November 6, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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Every time some mean spirited conservative dies they’re like, "Please show some respect for this piece of shit who hated you"
September 10, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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What else can you say about Dick Cheney except that we are living squarely in the world he made possible, regardless of any legacy revisionism he tried to engage in during last year’s election. Whatever you think of Trump, Vance, Miller, Cheney is the 21st century arch villain (so far).
November 4, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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Blake Treinen jailbreaking his PitchCom so it can play the worst podcasts you've ever heard.
October 29, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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Good night, you helpers of Maine
You hamburgers of New England
October 26, 2025 at 3:53 PM
A good thing to do on a date is play "The Thong Song" on your car stereo right after you pick her up from her place.
October 17, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Just found this in my toilet.
September 7, 2025 at 10:43 PM
RFK Jr: *gargling sewer water* look don't let me tell you how to be healthy, but...
May 15, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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lmao spreading medical disinformation to sell supplements should be a capital offense lol
March 30, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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personal trainers are ambulance chasers. "personal trainer" is an oppressive class, like Turkish people or nouveau riche people.
March 30, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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March 27, 2025 at 11:48 AM
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im all set to graduate Columbia University majoring in " Cowardice " , with a minor in "Kissing Fucking Ass" a nd "Prostrating myself "
March 26, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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The Massachusetts governor, the city, and the university needs to drop everything to locate and free this girl and make sure this doesn't happen again.

This is DEFCON-1. If they do this to someone who wrote an op-ed in a college newspaper, they will do this to anyone they don't like.
Video of the international student at Tufts being arrested by "federal authorities" in Massachusetts has been released and it's terrifying.

They're not even uniformed officers. Just secret police thugs in hoodies and masks.

From WCVB: youtu.be/PuFIs7OkzYY
March 26, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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March 23, 2025 at 10:18 AM
House sitting for neurotypical people is like going to museum of normal.
March 23, 2025 at 9:21 AM
March 15, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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dudes rock
November 19, 2024 at 5:20 AM
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Idk who needs to hear this but ACAB includes acupuncturists
March 13, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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just for once it would be nice if i could meditate on the summit of a mountain without falcons nesting on my shoulders while an art class paints my portrait
November 22, 2024 at 1:59 PM
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The institutional Democratic Party is guided by an almost pathological level of conflict avoidance in almost every direction. “What can we do to make the least number of people mad?” is just a bankrupt way to operate.
March 13, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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FDR once bragged to a massive crowd at Madison Square Garden that the richest people in the nation hated him and “I welcome their hatred.”

Just weeks later, he was re-elected with 61% of the vote in a 523-8 blowout in the Electoral College.

Voters *like* politicians who make the right enemies.
The institutional Democratic Party is guided by an almost pathological level of conflict avoidance in almost every direction. “What can we do to make the least number of people mad?” is just a bankrupt way to operate.
March 13, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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March 13, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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trade war not ideal for me: someone who, embarrassingly, still frequently needs to purchase products
March 13, 2025 at 2:04 PM