Also Bama can stop whining. It’s every year with those guys

Nah will just find a pub and eat and drink ourselves silly; just want to be around other supporters and that’s the best way to do it (and a hell of a lot cheaper)

People out here like they haven’t met a woman who they fucked up their life for.

Motherfucker you know how many times I did that? Several!

OreGAHNo

“Children are not being zip tied” is the kind of sentence you only hear on Fox or at a truly concerning family reunion.

the mandella effect: christmas was more fun whe n i was 8 and did not have depression