try the Cake version, it has lots of sirens.
December 7, 2025 at 2:44 AM
try the Cake version, it has lots of sirens.
women won't fuck them...
December 7, 2025 at 2:05 AM
women won't fuck them...
he looks like a jobber on florida championship wrestling...
December 7, 2025 at 2:04 AM
he looks like a jobber on florida championship wrestling...
dear Max,
wtf would be *authorized* murder? simply put, 1st degree murder, and given circumstances of second strike, aggravating factors, the death penalty would likely be on the table.
wtf would be *authorized* murder? simply put, 1st degree murder, and given circumstances of second strike, aggravating factors, the death penalty would likely be on the table.
December 7, 2025 at 1:59 AM
dear Max,
wtf would be *authorized* murder? simply put, 1st degree murder, and given circumstances of second strike, aggravating factors, the death penalty would likely be on the table.
wtf would be *authorized* murder? simply put, 1st degree murder, and given circumstances of second strike, aggravating factors, the death penalty would likely be on the table.
tbf, despite being an all girls school, St Mary's had a pitcher named Syddney Finch, later known as Sydd Finch after a little "retooling"...
December 6, 2025 at 4:48 PM
tbf, despite being an all girls school, St Mary's had a pitcher named Syddney Finch, later known as Sydd Finch after a little "retooling"...
maybe, idk, a planetary EMP?
December 6, 2025 at 4:46 PM
maybe, idk, a planetary EMP?
only van jones knows for sure.
December 6, 2025 at 3:54 PM
only van jones knows for sure.
to think there are those who believe she should run for president. smdh...
December 6, 2025 at 3:49 PM
to think there are those who believe she should run for president. smdh...
and it's got a detachable top with McDonalds inside!
December 6, 2025 at 4:00 AM
and it's got a detachable top with McDonalds inside!
Herschel Walker, Ambassador to the Bahamas, Mr MMA ...
December 6, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Herschel Walker, Ambassador to the Bahamas, Mr MMA ...
ready for the matriarchy I am!
December 6, 2025 at 1:52 AM
ready for the matriarchy I am!
Pepé Le Pew, making a comeback just for little jack horny...
December 6, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Pepé Le Pew, making a comeback just for little jack horny...
dude... NHL would call that the Lady Bessent trophy...
December 5, 2025 at 11:42 PM
dude... NHL would call that the Lady Bessent trophy...
it's the gloves, right?
December 5, 2025 at 10:00 PM
it's the gloves, right?
what's the alternative? that they're malevolent cultists in the vein of torquemada who live in fear that anyone different from themselves in thoughts or deeds is unholy and that only their "faith" is the way to salvation and eternal life? cause that's a new concept, eh?
December 5, 2025 at 9:51 PM
what's the alternative? that they're malevolent cultists in the vein of torquemada who live in fear that anyone different from themselves in thoughts or deeds is unholy and that only their "faith" is the way to salvation and eternal life? cause that's a new concept, eh?
the world's least interesting man...
December 5, 2025 at 5:20 PM
the world's least interesting man...
def plays Rudolph in the Christmas pageant...
December 5, 2025 at 5:19 PM
def plays Rudolph in the Christmas pageant...
8 days a week...
December 5, 2025 at 5:17 PM
8 days a week...
Pamela Anderson is a natural blonde, smarter and Canadian, and therefore doesn't count.
December 5, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Pamela Anderson is a natural blonde, smarter and Canadian, and therefore doesn't count.
yeah cause Fayetteville selling out the hs school football stadium for the Haiti v USA match, which will also feature CPB/ICE/Kristina Noem arresting and deporting Haiti's team right after the beat USA, is a ratings winner! FIFA does sorta rhyme with HeeHaw don't it...
December 5, 2025 at 5:15 PM
yeah cause Fayetteville selling out the hs school football stadium for the Haiti v USA match, which will also feature CPB/ICE/Kristina Noem arresting and deporting Haiti's team right after the beat USA, is a ratings winner! FIFA does sorta rhyme with HeeHaw don't it...
worked to KO Floyd Patterson!
December 5, 2025 at 5:10 PM
worked to KO Floyd Patterson!
to quote Forrest, "stupid is as stupid does". might've been Forrest quoting his mama, but the sentiment is apt.
December 5, 2025 at 5:06 PM
to quote Forrest, "stupid is as stupid does". might've been Forrest quoting his mama, but the sentiment is apt.
free buses, 'nuff said...
December 5, 2025 at 5:05 PM
free buses, 'nuff said...
3'x3' car to go with your 10'x10' apt...
December 5, 2025 at 5:03 PM
3'x3' car to go with your 10'x10' apt...
even analogizing it to baseball wouldn't help...
December 5, 2025 at 5:00 PM
even analogizing it to baseball wouldn't help...