Kyle Hughes
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Kyle Hughes
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ya-ha-ha! you found me!

polite software developer that is always committed to the bit
One of Amazon’s leadership principles is Strive to be Earth’s Best Employer.
October 27, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I am not supposed to know how dumb everyone else is. It’s fucking me up.
October 27, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I am lying about not being dead.
October 17, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Which is why OpenAI will be imminently announcing a $50B investment in Ancestry.com.
October 17, 2025 at 4:09 PM
You can run but you can’t hide.
October 11, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Uh, what about, I don’t know, releasing the Epstein files???
October 11, 2025 at 3:06 AM
bsky.app/profile/kyle...

It’s the “letter of the law” part that is personally funny to me—I didn’t even allow for that in my original framing.
He participated in the discussion around the file name exposed for a “Save File” dialog. I feel like that does technically thread the needle.
September 26, 2025 at 8:38 PM
He participated in the discussion around the file name exposed for a “Save File” dialog. I feel like that does technically thread the needle.
September 26, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Epstein cracked the code on autism—which explains all the children—but Big Acetaminophen had him killed and his name sullied.
September 23, 2025 at 3:16 AM
This is a really accurate take on a Redmond office park.
September 1, 2025 at 9:34 PM
People are inherently sour toward the places where they receive their work. That is similar to my pet theory that adult men are sour toward teachers because grade school makes up most of their exposure to women in positions of authority.
August 19, 2025 at 6:24 PM
tell them it does low t
August 8, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Thank god there are only two ways to fail.
August 4, 2025 at 4:42 AM
One taught me prompts
One taught me patience
One taught me price
Now I'm so amazing
Say I've vibed and I've lost
But that's not what I see
So, look what I got
Look what they taught me
And for that, I say

Thank you, next (next)
Thank you, next (next)
Thank you, next
I'm so grateful for my bot
June 25, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I could handle it.
June 24, 2025 at 1:43 PM