Kyle Van Essen 🏳️🌈
@kve.me
UI Systems iOS EM at Square. I also work on our eng levels and eng hiring process. Also Transit 🚇, running 🏃♂️, photos 📷. Design is how it works.
Me and the boys in the google doc where JD Vance and Pete Hegseth are planning WW3
March 25, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Me and the boys in the google doc where JD Vance and Pete Hegseth are planning WW3
Me coming to review ur PR
February 10, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Me coming to review ur PR
Can’t believe they’re only running 4 car trains now SMH
February 4, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Can’t believe they’re only running 4 car trains now SMH
Computer, pull up the west wing please
January 23, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Computer, pull up the west wing please
me opening xcode for the first time in 2 months
December 18, 2024 at 6:31 AM
me opening xcode for the first time in 2 months
Me setting up my OoO status until January 6th
December 18, 2024 at 2:01 AM
Me setting up my OoO status until January 6th
wild video coming in from the coast just now
December 5, 2024 at 8:15 PM
wild video coming in from the coast just now
Never let your friend sit in the front seat. They’ll get you banned
November 28, 2024 at 2:34 AM
Never let your friend sit in the front seat. They’ll get you banned
Sorry but this is absolutely the weirdest thing I’ve ever experienced
November 26, 2024 at 9:54 PM
Sorry but this is absolutely the weirdest thing I’ve ever experienced
The woke mob claims another victim
November 21, 2024 at 5:42 PM
The woke mob claims another victim
These AI summaries are a real whiplash
November 21, 2024 at 3:35 AM
These AI summaries are a real whiplash
From around the city today
November 10, 2024 at 1:55 AM
From around the city today
Chronicle has called Prop K! 🎊
November 10, 2024 at 12:28 AM
Chronicle has called Prop K! 🎊