teabiscuit
@ktwiegman.bsky.social
Trixie Biscuit, L.A. Derby Dolls announcer, Maximum Fun Media Co-op Worker-Owner, Dog Guy, Pedant. Trans rights (she/her) #GKG
I am about to become a menace
November 10, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I am about to become a menace
When someone didn't read the directions
October 31, 2025 at 8:51 PM
When someone didn't read the directions
Sure going to miss this view.
October 31, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Sure going to miss this view.
No, I will not share my pills
October 29, 2025 at 3:22 PM
No, I will not share my pills
The most relaxed man in Los Angeles right now
October 28, 2025 at 6:25 AM
The most relaxed man in Los Angeles right now
The announcers have ascended. They are on another plane.
"Watermelon: If it's good, it's good. That doesn't look like the finest watermelon. Maybe it was at the start."
"Watermelon: If it's good, it's good. That doesn't look like the finest watermelon. Maybe it was at the start."
October 28, 2025 at 6:07 AM
The announcers have ascended. They are on another plane.
"Watermelon: If it's good, it's good. That doesn't look like the finest watermelon. Maybe it was at the start."
"Watermelon: If it's good, it's good. That doesn't look like the finest watermelon. Maybe it was at the start."
In fact, I'm looking at him right now
October 27, 2025 at 2:43 PM
In fact, I'm looking at him right now
I always see that last one but he's still good
October 27, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I always see that last one but he's still good
Saw some good dogs this weekend
October 27, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Saw some good dogs this weekend
Well damn, who DID stand on the cutting board in the bible
October 12, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Well damn, who DID stand on the cutting board in the bible
Look at this big ol' lug
October 10, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Look at this big ol' lug
L.A. Kings after two
October 8, 2025 at 4:44 AM
L.A. Kings after two
Coming up hard on lip balm season
October 5, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Coming up hard on lip balm season
Please give me the Flaccid Wang in Cherry
October 2, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Please give me the Flaccid Wang in Cherry
true professionalism
September 19, 2025 at 9:34 PM
true professionalism
There's either a specific Pokemon or a Muppet this dress is giving and I can't think which
September 15, 2025 at 1:50 AM
There's either a specific Pokemon or a Muppet this dress is giving and I can't think which
I met Darla outside of Donut Friend.
September 10, 2025 at 5:49 AM
I met Darla outside of Donut Friend.
This is not a service I require
September 1, 2025 at 11:27 PM
This is not a service I require
Sitting down ironing get on my level (my level is sitting down)
August 30, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Sitting down ironing get on my level (my level is sitting down)
Two dogs, for the Day. 🐕
August 27, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Two dogs, for the Day. 🐕
