Kellen Squire
@ksquire.bsky.social
Perpetually undercaffeinated Author, ER Nurse, DNP Student, Pediatric Acute and Intensive Care and Emergency Department Clinical Instructor. "He's a Bernie Sanders type".
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Gearing up the print copy of my COVID-19 compilation, and looks like I'm going to be forced to raise the price by 40% just to give bookstores a discount, instead of just selling it as cheap as possible?
October 2, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Gearing up the print copy of my COVID-19 compilation, and looks like I'm going to be forced to raise the price by 40% just to give bookstores a discount, instead of just selling it as cheap as possible?
Here's a quick sneak peek, I'm honestly shocked Amazon's censors let me get away with some of the content in here with how it skewers them:
October 1, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Here's a quick sneak peek, I'm honestly shocked Amazon's censors let me get away with some of the content in here with how it skewers them:
Out today on all ebook platforms, "Arcane Prime"- a sarcastic and hilarious look at current events in the style of Terry Pratchett & Douglas Adams.
"Your spell has been delayed due to unforeseen circumstances. We apologize for any apocalypse this may cause."
books2read.com/u/bMOEMa
"Your spell has been delayed due to unforeseen circumstances. We apologize for any apocalypse this may cause."
books2read.com/u/bMOEMa
October 1, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Out today on all ebook platforms, "Arcane Prime"- a sarcastic and hilarious look at current events in the style of Terry Pratchett & Douglas Adams.
"Your spell has been delayed due to unforeseen circumstances. We apologize for any apocalypse this may cause."
books2read.com/u/bMOEMa
"Your spell has been delayed due to unforeseen circumstances. We apologize for any apocalypse this may cause."
books2read.com/u/bMOEMa
When Canada accidentally becomes the world's first AI superpower, everybody's sorry.
Some of the content in this book may make me an official enemy of the state. Sorry!
Find it at your local library's ebook checkout, at Kobo et al at books2read.com/u/4jdGPY or at www.amazon.com/dp/B0FLWWYXH7
Some of the content in this book may make me an official enemy of the state. Sorry!
Find it at your local library's ebook checkout, at Kobo et al at books2read.com/u/4jdGPY or at www.amazon.com/dp/B0FLWWYXH7
September 16, 2025 at 11:55 AM
When Canada accidentally becomes the world's first AI superpower, everybody's sorry.
Some of the content in this book may make me an official enemy of the state. Sorry!
Find it at your local library's ebook checkout, at Kobo et al at books2read.com/u/4jdGPY or at www.amazon.com/dp/B0FLWWYXH7
Some of the content in this book may make me an official enemy of the state. Sorry!
Find it at your local library's ebook checkout, at Kobo et al at books2read.com/u/4jdGPY or at www.amazon.com/dp/B0FLWWYXH7
September 13, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Time to find out if this bad boy is as advertised:
September 2, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Time to find out if this bad boy is as advertised:
If graduate level statistics class makes you feel like taking up unhealthy coping mechanisms, might I suggest visiting @brazos.bsky.social instead? That's the kind of coping mechanism anyone could get behind.
September 2, 2025 at 7:52 PM
If graduate level statistics class makes you feel like taking up unhealthy coping mechanisms, might I suggest visiting @brazos.bsky.social instead? That's the kind of coping mechanism anyone could get behind.
Waiting to see if I can get this scammer to buy my book.
August 20, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Waiting to see if I can get this scammer to buy my book.
Excellent! This guy could use some friends!
August 11, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Excellent! This guy could use some friends!
My latest speculative fiction project
August 10, 2025 at 8:49 PM
My latest speculative fiction project
Boy, the author's note I left at the end of this short story I wrote is gonna reeaaalllllyyyyy date me.
August 8, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Boy, the author's note I left at the end of this short story I wrote is gonna reeaaalllllyyyyy date me.
We've camped at the Outer Banks every year since 2014, and this is the emptiest I've ever seen it. Usually you have to make reservations over a year in advance, and this year, about 30% of the spots are empty, and they asked us if we wanted to extend our stay a night or two at a discount.
July 20, 2025 at 5:55 PM
We've camped at the Outer Banks every year since 2014, and this is the emptiest I've ever seen it. Usually you have to make reservations over a year in advance, and this year, about 30% of the spots are empty, and they asked us if we wanted to extend our stay a night or two at a discount.
Ooof, neighbor ain't having a great day
July 18, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Ooof, neighbor ain't having a great day
Jesus Christ, I had my editor flag this and told me Disney would sue me into oblivion for including it, but the AI companies get to suck up entire copyrighted works?!?
June 26, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Jesus Christ, I had my editor flag this and told me Disney would sue me into oblivion for including it, but the AI companies get to suck up entire copyrighted works?!?
I've got the COVID book in editing, and my sci-fi one being (rightfully) eviscerated by one editor and treated with kid gloves (but to a four-digit tune) by another, so in the meantime I decided to start kicking this around.
June 5, 2025 at 9:30 AM
I've got the COVID book in editing, and my sci-fi one being (rightfully) eviscerated by one editor and treated with kid gloves (but to a four-digit tune) by another, so in the meantime I decided to start kicking this around.
Oh, no, there was boom from sky
Sophie no like boom from sky
Sophie no like boom from sky
May 9, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Oh, no, there was boom from sky
Sophie no like boom from sky
Sophie no like boom from sky
