Being guilty and having to prove your own is innocence is a Napoleonic Era Law Principle, AKA bullshit

I always tell my grandkids to ignore what they say, watch what they do.

In Viet Nam there was a term for "officers" like him" they were called REMF's: Rear Echelon Mother Fuckers.

Peanut butter has a bit of a savory unless you get the name brand sugar infused varieties. However, I heartedly recommend adding bacon to your peanut butter. When I was much younger, you could buy it that way.

Dude, go for it! No guts, no glory. Or botulism as well.

Yes. Only as long as you stay single

Spit of swallow?

We would have had this back in the 50s if we had listened to Nicola Tesla. Thanks for nothing Edison.

It's a mystery science has yet to explain.

I admire your restraint.

Knock Knock! Have you heard the word of Jesus?

Clown Shoes for the clown