Staten Island Fairy
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Thank God he's married & has no idea I exist bc if this man even glanced in my direction, I fear even 10 firehose filled with chloroform wouldn't be enough to subdue me. (Respectfully)
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You can’t steal a joke from the Simpsons the same way you can’t own the sea or cage the forest
November 8, 2025 at 6:53 PM
You can’t steal a joke from the Simpsons the same way you can’t own the sea or cage the forest
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If you’re in a room full of everything in existence and you’re not sure what’s food you should eat a member of your own species because you know it won’t be poisonous to your similar body
October 30, 2025 at 12:14 AM
If you’re in a room full of everything in existence and you’re not sure what’s food you should eat a member of your own species because you know it won’t be poisonous to your similar body
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you’re like if the body of a lion had the head of a lion and the teeth of a lion and i’m scared
October 12, 2025 at 4:44 PM
you’re like if the body of a lion had the head of a lion and the teeth of a lion and i’m scared
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I’ve never seen it before but I’m watching Blade (1998) for the plot.
the plot:
the plot:
September 28, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I’ve never seen it before but I’m watching Blade (1998) for the plot.
the plot:
the plot:
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Most exercise I get these days is shaking my head in disbelief
September 28, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Most exercise I get these days is shaking my head in disbelief
you left your cat outside in the worst rainstorm I’ve ever seen and you think I still wanna bang you? Wrong
September 27, 2025 at 5:05 AM
you left your cat outside in the worst rainstorm I’ve ever seen and you think I still wanna bang you? Wrong
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Masked goons are tearing families apart, pulling parents away from their children. The family is attempting to navigate the legal system, but this situation is truly horrifying. I'm genuinely afraid for the future of this country.
September 27, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Masked goons are tearing families apart, pulling parents away from their children. The family is attempting to navigate the legal system, but this situation is truly horrifying. I'm genuinely afraid for the future of this country.
I’m gonna get every single ps5 trophy
September 27, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I’m gonna get every single ps5 trophy
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i am constantly on the verge of tears
September 27, 2025 at 2:20 AM
i am constantly on the verge of tears
omg boyfriends drag me down times ten
September 27, 2025 at 12:40 AM
omg boyfriends drag me down times ten
bridal bouquet & the florist that designed it 🍓💐
September 27, 2025 at 12:30 AM
bridal bouquet & the florist that designed it 🍓💐
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Crockett: "I'm gonna honor someone who decided they were going to proclaim I was involved in the 'great white replacement'? Yeah, I'm not honoring that ... it's unfortunate more of my colleagues even on my side couldn't see the amount of harm this man was attempting to inflict upon our communities"
September 21, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Crockett: "I'm gonna honor someone who decided they were going to proclaim I was involved in the 'great white replacement'? Yeah, I'm not honoring that ... it's unfortunate more of my colleagues even on my side couldn't see the amount of harm this man was attempting to inflict upon our communities"
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Sorry can't I'm busy figuring out how much jail time my next novel will get me
September 18, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Sorry can't I'm busy figuring out how much jail time my next novel will get me
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David Letterman is right: you can't appease a tyrant.
September 18, 2025 at 11:06 PM
David Letterman is right: you can't appease a tyrant.
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🥰 man do I love Data
August 29, 2025 at 2:01 AM
🥰 man do I love Data
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hi, i am calling to let u know that i am giving up
August 28, 2025 at 10:06 AM
hi, i am calling to let u know that i am giving up
god men can be so beautiful yet so fucking insufferable and dumb all in the same go
August 29, 2025 at 8:01 AM
god men can be so beautiful yet so fucking insufferable and dumb all in the same go
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life is gonna work out any minute now, right?
August 29, 2025 at 3:30 AM
life is gonna work out any minute now, right?
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is ponyo a murderer? more at 11
August 28, 2025 at 1:07 AM
is ponyo a murderer? more at 11
It feels like falllllllll yummy
August 26, 2025 at 8:24 PM
It feels like falllllllll yummy
every time a man w a nose bump shaves it down, an angel dies by the way
August 23, 2025 at 4:57 PM
every time a man w a nose bump shaves it down, an angel dies by the way
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August 18, 1969
Jimi Hendrix closes out Woodstock. The festival headliner, he was supposed to play the previous night, but ended up taking the stage on Monday morning.
He left us with this iconic performance of "The Star Spangled Banner."🎶🎸🎸🎸🎸🤘
#RockNRoll
#ClassicRock
youtu.be/_319kQ_GKgc?...
Jimi Hendrix closes out Woodstock. The festival headliner, he was supposed to play the previous night, but ended up taking the stage on Monday morning.
He left us with this iconic performance of "The Star Spangled Banner."🎶🎸🎸🎸🎸🤘
#RockNRoll
#ClassicRock
youtu.be/_319kQ_GKgc?...
Jimi Hendrix National Anthem USA Woodstock 1969
YouTube video by Franck Theubet
youtu.be
August 18, 2025 at 11:52 AM
August 18, 1969
Jimi Hendrix closes out Woodstock. The festival headliner, he was supposed to play the previous night, but ended up taking the stage on Monday morning.
He left us with this iconic performance of "The Star Spangled Banner."🎶🎸🎸🎸🎸🤘
#RockNRoll
#ClassicRock
youtu.be/_319kQ_GKgc?...
Jimi Hendrix closes out Woodstock. The festival headliner, he was supposed to play the previous night, but ended up taking the stage on Monday morning.
He left us with this iconic performance of "The Star Spangled Banner."🎶🎸🎸🎸🎸🤘
#RockNRoll
#ClassicRock
youtu.be/_319kQ_GKgc?...
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Twin Peaks: Shelly re-enacting Leland diving onto Laura’s coffin at the funeral.
August 10, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Twin Peaks: Shelly re-enacting Leland diving onto Laura’s coffin at the funeral.
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can you handle a wild leo woman? ✨🦁
August 9, 2025 at 4:26 PM
can you handle a wild leo woman? ✨🦁