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Kobi LaCroix
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It is futile to quote the law at foxes armed with sharp teeth.

Cisgender, but in a “malicious compliance” kind of way.

Also, fuck the Packers.
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December 6, 2025 at 12:43 PM
“Gee Georg! How come your mom lets you eat ten thousand spiders?”
December 7, 2025 at 1:52 PM
I think I’ve been drawing horses wrong.
December 7, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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Instead of a song being stuck in my head, today what's stuck in my head is the "fuck ya life. bing-bong!" pigeon video.
December 5, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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Asking my financial advisors if this is a good thing and they’re shaking their heads very slowly and solemnly
December 6, 2025 at 12:25 PM
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Good for her!
In terms of what’s understood to be socially acceptable behavior, normalizing the filming/taking pictures of people in public who are minding their own business (and putting it online) is one of the worst developments of the past 15 years.
Woman Hailed as Hero for Smashing Man's Meta Smart Glasses on Subway
A New York subway rider has accused a woman of breaking his Meta smart glasses. She was later hailed as a hero.
futurism.com
December 6, 2025 at 11:55 AM
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when a queer creator, especially a furry creator, has a kink account or NSFW account separate from their main, it's your duty as a bystander to shut the fuck up and keep going instead of Moral panicking abt it and sexually harassing that person by "exposing" their fetishes and porn to random people
December 6, 2025 at 4:49 AM
amn (ask me nothing)
December 6, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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it might seem surprising that the people who said “look, let trans people live their lives, but i have Reasonable Concerns about sports and toilets” aren’t up in arms about this, but what you have to remember is that those people who said that are liars who were lying
December 6, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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Left-wing populism: this is monopolistic behavior
Right-wing populism: If this cartoon character does not fuck girls I will set off a fertilizer bomb
bugs bunny was literally the first guy in drag i ever saw but ok
December 6, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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DOOO IT DOT GIF

FUCKING DO IT DOT GIFFFF

DO ITTTT dot GIF

DO IT DOTTTTT gif
December 5, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
December 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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after nearly a year of covering mostly what gets labeled a Trump administration “distraction”—threatening immigrants and trans people; empowering white nationalists —you know what if (what if), that being what Trump ran on and what Trump is doing, this is the actual substance of the Trump presidency
December 5, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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TIL Maine didn't let Native Americans vote until 1954. This Silver Star recipient was told he couldn't vote after he showed up in uniform.
December 5, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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“can you explain the gaps in your resume” yeah, the gaps are because all the things i’m very good at are not valued by the wealthy reprobates who want to turn the entire world into their degenerate AI slave colony. hope this clears things up
December 5, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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it infuriates me that media jobs pass you over for not having consistent employment when virtually *everyone i know in media has now been laid off like 12 times in their career*

like why do the same 2 dozen ppl get to rockstar-hop from gig to gig, while everyone else is treated like fucking lepers?
December 5, 2025 at 1:21 PM
It’s not that they don’t get satire. They think that because they have all the power that they can decide how the story ends.
DOJ's newest recruitment ad features Judge Dredd, the comic satire about the dangers of lawless policing and authoritarian power
December 5, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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If you intend to keep using Windows, you can remove the "AI" garbage and telemetry with Windows 11 Debloat.

It also works on Windows 10, because Windows 10 ALSO has Copilot.
GitHub - Raphire/Win11Debloat: A simple, lightweight PowerShell script to remove pre-installed apps, disable telemetry, as well as perform various other changes to customize, declutter and improve you...
A simple, lightweight PowerShell script to remove pre-installed apps, disable telemetry, as well as perform various other changes to customize, declutter and improve your Windows experience. Win11D...
github.com
October 15, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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Those degenerate gooners vs my virtuous artisanal media enjoyers 😒😒😒
Curious what “depraved” means here
December 5, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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Don't visit the US. It is not safe. No convention is worth the potential pain and suffering these assholes are just waiting to inflict.
This is exactly why I am not doing any US cons for the foreseeable future

Denial of entry to folks traveling on an ESTA who HAVE a return ticket is something I've nearly had happen to me twice

US immigration is fucking awful you don't understand

You can do everything right & be rejected on vibes
December 5, 2025 at 11:09 AM
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He's presenting this as an indictment on Bluesky, but this is the reaction Mark Cuban should get everywhere.

Bluesky is just a rare place where people who should receive hostile reactions to their very presence receive exactly that.

www.reddit.com/r/BlueskySoc...
From the BlueskySocial community on Reddit: Mark Cuban Says ‘It Became Pointless’ To Post On Bluesky Due To The Hate He Gets There
Explore this post and more from the BlueskySocial community
www.reddit.com
December 5, 2025 at 11:40 AM
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bsky gonna bsky i guess 🙄 they suspended @hyenablood.bsky.social right before Bandcamp Friday landed.

go snag the new cobalt bloom album, it's an incredible release 7 years in the making! cobaltbloom.bandcamp.com/album/liminal

and repost this!! it's up to us to spread the word while steve's down!
liminal, by cobalt bloom
12 track album
cobaltbloom.bandcamp.com
December 5, 2025 at 7:05 AM
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Is it good if you have to slash sales targets in half for the thing you're massively overleveraged on because nobody's buying? Asking for a friend www.osnews.com/story/143962...
Microsoft drops AI sales targets in half after salespeople miss their quotas – OSnews
www.osnews.com
December 5, 2025 at 7:51 AM
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god bless the grass that grows through cement
December 5, 2025 at 9:09 AM
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Like I was saying. LEAVE THE NAZI DOX BOT SITE ALREADY.
NEW: Elon Musk's Grok chatbot will, with minimal prompting, provide residential addresses of everyday Americans.

Prompts as simple as "[name] address" immediately returned accurate home addresses of private citizens — alongside other personal info we didn't ask for.

futurism.com/future-socie...
December 4, 2025 at 5:20 PM