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Analog Gabriel
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Sounders/USMNT
ANALOG GHOST
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Miami doesn't have fans, only subscribers. #GoSounders
September 1, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Perfect
They are making Miami walk through a phalanx of Sounders to get their loser medals.
September 1, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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That will be the last team to come out late for the half against the Sounders.
September 1, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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Inter Miami spent $44.5 MILLION more than the Sounders on their starting lineup ($52.1M v $7.6M) only to lose 3-0 and then throw an epic meltdown of a tantrum.

Money can't buy class. Or a Cup, apparently.
September 1, 2025 at 2:53 AM
September 1, 2025 at 3:33 AM
🔥🔥👋🏽
May 11, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Love to see it. PDLV deserved that goal.
🕺 MOOD 🕺
April 20, 2025 at 4:01 AM
I've always thought Porter was over-rated, never understood the hype.
At this point, got to start questioning Caleb Porter. Recent track record in MLS is bad – made playoffs just once in his past five seasons (and that was the Covid-shortened 2020 year).

2019 Crew: 1.11 ppg
2020 Crew: 1.78 ppg (23 games)*
2021 Crew: 1.38 ppg
2022 Crew: 1.35 ppg
2024 Revs: 0.91 ppg
March 10, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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Help occifer Sounders are scawy
March 8, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Sounders don't have the highest ceiling in MLS but they may have the highest floor.
March 9, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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We’ve revamped our social-media offerings…
January 29, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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With ETR’s death it’s a good reminder that the only way we create a good soccer media ecosystem is with independent coverage. Here’s a good resource for finding some. But dont hist follow, support. go.bsky.app/Pysvk5B
January 22, 2025 at 6:56 PM
So did the #sounders sign Ferreira or what?

Losing a target signing at the last minute with no real back up plan feels all too familiar.
January 7, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Sounders about 1 month into the winter transfer window and I'm like, ANOTHER TRANSFER WINDOW WITHOUT A SIGNING.

I know, it's logical, but get some deals done Weibel!
December 31, 2024 at 12:02 AM
Oh hey, Soundersland.

Have we signed anyone notable yet?

What's that? No?

[Returns to hibernation]
December 26, 2024 at 6:58 PM
All this club world cup hype will be meaningless unless Sounders make real significant moves in the off-season.
December 4, 2024 at 9:37 PM
Seriously, and he's earned every bit of it. #sounders
A special memory for Obed Vargas and his father 🥹💙
November 24, 2024 at 10:16 PM
3 Points
#EBFG
And this is why we love the beautiful game. Sounders finally beat LAFC when it counts. Couldn't experience this moment with a better crew. 253! Go Sounders! 💙💚
November 24, 2024 at 7:26 AM
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And this is why we love the beautiful game. Sounders finally beat LAFC when it counts. Couldn't experience this moment with a better crew. 253! Go Sounders! 💙💚
November 24, 2024 at 6:54 AM
seattle fucking sounders. rotfl omg
November 24, 2024 at 7:08 AM
Like, call it tight, call it loose. JUST BE CONSISTENT.
October 20, 2024 at 3:24 AM
Don't even know what to say about the referee. Sounders were done dirty.
October 20, 2024 at 3:18 AM
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When someone posts "This is how I’d line up the Seattle Sounders for their upcoming match against CF Montreal" this is what I see
April 3, 2024 at 11:37 PM
Hoping the next batch of new-logo #Sounders gear has at least one decent hat. Like, I just want the new crest in black and white, embroidered on a black hat.
December 12, 2023 at 2:04 AM
Feel like I'm still getting my bearings on Bluesky. I had very much gotten out of the habit of posting to xitter.
December 12, 2023 at 1:55 AM