Knorthknode
@knate.bsky.social
Enough about me. Let's talk about you!
Indiferent to my own pronouns but happy to embrace yours.
Indiferent to my own pronouns but happy to embrace yours.
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just saw a group of masked men stuffing masked ICE agents into an unmarked car, who were saying "we're ICE we're ICE!" but the abductors shouted to the crowd "no we're ICE!" no one knew who was ICE, so no one in the crowd said anything.
June 21, 2025 at 5:36 PM
just saw a group of masked men stuffing masked ICE agents into an unmarked car, who were saying "we're ICE we're ICE!" but the abductors shouted to the crowd "no we're ICE!" no one knew who was ICE, so no one in the crowd said anything.
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If you're worried about people remembering every embarrassing thing you did, think about it. Can you remember other people's embarrassing moments? No. That's because you're the only one who's ever done something embarrassing. What the fuck is wrong with you lmao
June 15, 2025 at 10:32 PM
If you're worried about people remembering every embarrassing thing you did, think about it. Can you remember other people's embarrassing moments? No. That's because you're the only one who's ever done something embarrassing. What the fuck is wrong with you lmao
I don't pretend to know the truth of this guy's situation. But I know the truth underlying his words.
This is what dignity and self-respect looks like.
Protect this man at all costs.
Protect this man at all costs.
June 14, 2025 at 5:21 AM
I don't pretend to know the truth of this guy's situation. But I know the truth underlying his words.
Okay...I gotta admit...
In this instance, they're funny bastards.
In this instance, they're funny bastards.
May 20, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Okay...I gotta admit...
In this instance, they're funny bastards.
In this instance, they're funny bastards.
This.
Classism excuses enormous, society-crippling injustices. There is no reason I, as a lawyer, should earn more or command more respect than a ditch digger. There's even less reason a skeeving tech billionaire should have orders of magnitude more than either of us.
Classism excuses enormous, society-crippling injustices. There is no reason I, as a lawyer, should earn more or command more respect than a ditch digger. There's even less reason a skeeving tech billionaire should have orders of magnitude more than either of us.
April 14, 2025 at 4:37 PM
This.
Classism excuses enormous, society-crippling injustices. There is no reason I, as a lawyer, should earn more or command more respect than a ditch digger. There's even less reason a skeeving tech billionaire should have orders of magnitude more than either of us.
Classism excuses enormous, society-crippling injustices. There is no reason I, as a lawyer, should earn more or command more respect than a ditch digger. There's even less reason a skeeving tech billionaire should have orders of magnitude more than either of us.
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Is it possible that they confused Jeff Goldberg with Jeff Goldblum and thought he still had security clearance from when he blew up that alien mothership?
March 25, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Is it possible that they confused Jeff Goldberg with Jeff Goldblum and thought he still had security clearance from when he blew up that alien mothership?
The secret to happiness in life is learning to like/enjoy as many different things as you can.
March 18, 2025 at 4:06 AM
The secret to happiness in life is learning to like/enjoy as many different things as you can.
This is a contender for the cutest and sweetest thing on the internet today.
March 16, 2025 at 4:20 PM
This is a contender for the cutest and sweetest thing on the internet today.
Just learned about the Army Choir performing "Do You Hear the People Sing" at the Governor’s Ball.
Fucking brilliant.
Fucking brilliant.
February 28, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Just learned about the Army Choir performing "Do You Hear the People Sing" at the Governor’s Ball.
Fucking brilliant.
Fucking brilliant.
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I’m somehow on a Heritage Foundation mailing list (😂) and they sent a survey to see what we think of DOGE.
Who wants to offer some m-fing feedback?!?
secured.heritage.org/the-heritage...
Please share with a friend or a thousand :)
Who wants to offer some m-fing feedback?!?
secured.heritage.org/the-heritage...
Please share with a friend or a thousand :)
secured.heritage.org
February 26, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I’m somehow on a Heritage Foundation mailing list (😂) and they sent a survey to see what we think of DOGE.
Who wants to offer some m-fing feedback?!?
secured.heritage.org/the-heritage...
Please share with a friend or a thousand :)
Who wants to offer some m-fing feedback?!?
secured.heritage.org/the-heritage...
Please share with a friend or a thousand :)
Finally deleted my Xitter account.
Felt like pulling out a too-large butt-plug--uncomfortable for a few moments and then a huge relief.
Felt like pulling out a too-large butt-plug--uncomfortable for a few moments and then a huge relief.
January 22, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Finally deleted my Xitter account.
Felt like pulling out a too-large butt-plug--uncomfortable for a few moments and then a huge relief.
Felt like pulling out a too-large butt-plug--uncomfortable for a few moments and then a huge relief.
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Jeff Bezos never wanted this cartoon to become public.
He killed it, and as a result, pulitzer prize editorial cartoonist Ann Telnaes quit.
Make sure everyone sees this cartoon.
He killed it, and as a result, pulitzer prize editorial cartoonist Ann Telnaes quit.
Make sure everyone sees this cartoon.
January 4, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Jeff Bezos never wanted this cartoon to become public.
He killed it, and as a result, pulitzer prize editorial cartoonist Ann Telnaes quit.
Make sure everyone sees this cartoon.
He killed it, and as a result, pulitzer prize editorial cartoonist Ann Telnaes quit.
Make sure everyone sees this cartoon.
@cedar.bsky.social
This one also made me think of you.
This one also made me think of you.
December 27, 2024 at 9:15 PM
@cedar.bsky.social
This one also made me think of you.
This one also made me think of you.
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IDK who needs to hear this, but you're allowed to like one part of a band's discography and not the other. You don't have to know the whole history of a band to be a fan. You can just simply LIKE the music. You don't need to know names of every album or song or band member. You can just LIKE music.
December 24, 2024 at 1:44 PM
IDK who needs to hear this, but you're allowed to like one part of a band's discography and not the other. You don't have to know the whole history of a band to be a fan. You can just simply LIKE the music. You don't need to know names of every album or song or band member. You can just LIKE music.
Thinking about this chicken wing joint where I used to live called “Lord of the Wings." They had a sign in the window that said "Fry, you fools!" and they closed years ago but their top notch food punnery lives forever through me.
December 14, 2024 at 9:18 PM
The world seems pretty dark lately. It's extra important to share stories of human kindness.
I went to submit my passport application today. I didn't realize one can't pay that fee with a credit card. I was $30 short in my bank account...
I went to submit my passport application today. I didn't realize one can't pay that fee with a credit card. I was $30 short in my bank account...
December 11, 2024 at 9:37 PM
The world seems pretty dark lately. It's extra important to share stories of human kindness.
I went to submit my passport application today. I didn't realize one can't pay that fee with a credit card. I was $30 short in my bank account...
I went to submit my passport application today. I didn't realize one can't pay that fee with a credit card. I was $30 short in my bank account...
This is obviously the correct name for our recent vigilante CEO slayer.
My prediction is that, if/when The Claim Adjuster is caught, we'll learn that he is terminally ill, was denied care, and just figured he has nothing to lose.
Tangentially: everyone should start reading up on jury nullification
My prediction is that, if/when The Claim Adjuster is caught, we'll learn that he is terminally ill, was denied care, and just figured he has nothing to lose.
Tangentially: everyone should start reading up on jury nullification
Some wag on Reddit nicknamed that guy "The Claim Adjuster".
December 7, 2024 at 2:56 AM
This is obviously the correct name for our recent vigilante CEO slayer.
My prediction is that, if/when The Claim Adjuster is caught, we'll learn that he is terminally ill, was denied care, and just figured he has nothing to lose.
Tangentially: everyone should start reading up on jury nullification
My prediction is that, if/when The Claim Adjuster is caught, we'll learn that he is terminally ill, was denied care, and just figured he has nothing to lose.
Tangentially: everyone should start reading up on jury nullification
Princess Peach's condescending sister with the star tattoo on her stomach: Princess Sneetch.
Princess Peach's annoying sister, Princess Screach.
November 23, 2023 at 4:40 AM
Princess Peach's condescending sister with the star tattoo on her stomach: Princess Sneetch.
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The election you should be focusing on takes place on Tuesday. You can probably vote for the school board, the library board, maybe sheriff, local officials and offices that shape your community. Do you have a plan to vote?
November 5, 2023 at 2:30 PM
The election you should be focusing on takes place on Tuesday. You can probably vote for the school board, the library board, maybe sheriff, local officials and offices that shape your community. Do you have a plan to vote?
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Daylight Saving Time is increasingly hard to notice when my digital devices are like, "What? Nothing happened. We know what time it is."
And my stove is left blinking and screaming, "IT HAPPENED! TIME SHIFTED UNNATURALLY! THEY'RE ALL LYING! ONLY I KNOW! ONLY I REMEMBER!"
And my stove is left blinking and screaming, "IT HAPPENED! TIME SHIFTED UNNATURALLY! THEY'RE ALL LYING! ONLY I KNOW! ONLY I REMEMBER!"
November 5, 2023 at 2:04 PM
Daylight Saving Time is increasingly hard to notice when my digital devices are like, "What? Nothing happened. We know what time it is."
And my stove is left blinking and screaming, "IT HAPPENED! TIME SHIFTED UNNATURALLY! THEY'RE ALL LYING! ONLY I KNOW! ONLY I REMEMBER!"
And my stove is left blinking and screaming, "IT HAPPENED! TIME SHIFTED UNNATURALLY! THEY'RE ALL LYING! ONLY I KNOW! ONLY I REMEMBER!"
"Post-Pandemic" socializing feels like when I'm too high while trying to get something from the grocery store, but I'm sober and these are my friends.
October 9, 2023 at 4:20 PM
"Post-Pandemic" socializing feels like when I'm too high while trying to get something from the grocery store, but I'm sober and these are my friends.
6yo: *crawls through livingroom on knees, soles facing ceiling*
Mom: What are you doing?
6: *continues towards bedroom* I'm crawling so I don't get glue on the floor.
M: ...what?
6: *still crawling* I put glue on my feet so I can walk on my wall!
M: What? Wait...hang on! *gives chase*
Mom: What are you doing?
6: *continues towards bedroom* I'm crawling so I don't get glue on the floor.
M: ...what?
6: *still crawling* I put glue on my feet so I can walk on my wall!
M: What? Wait...hang on! *gives chase*
September 23, 2023 at 6:05 PM
6yo: *crawls through livingroom on knees, soles facing ceiling*
Mom: What are you doing?
6: *continues towards bedroom* I'm crawling so I don't get glue on the floor.
M: ...what?
6: *still crawling* I put glue on my feet so I can walk on my wall!
M: What? Wait...hang on! *gives chase*
Mom: What are you doing?
6: *continues towards bedroom* I'm crawling so I don't get glue on the floor.
M: ...what?
6: *still crawling* I put glue on my feet so I can walk on my wall!
M: What? Wait...hang on! *gives chase*
This does probably explain it...
September 20, 2023 at 9:19 PM
This does probably explain it...
Quote skeet with the most inexplicable thing in your gallery.
August 29, 2023 at 2:24 PM
Quote skeet with the most inexplicable thing in your gallery.