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kmfao.bsky.social
Dracula Enthusiast
@kmfao.bsky.social
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I love two things in this life: vampires and the short lived career of mid 2010's explosive musical duo LMFAO.

Drawing a vampire comic, #🧃🩸

She/Her, no sabo kid pero estoy mejorando 🇵🇦
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Carotid updates today for free members!

This week: Even if you're both 2000 year old vampires, your big brother is still going to be your annoying big brother.

Catch up on all 13 pages: patreon.com/carotidcomic

#webcomic
A perky blonde asks you to "read my comic bro"
November 28, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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A disaproving EMT warning you not to put anything inside you that doesn't have a flared base.
November 28, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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Starting thumbnails for carotid chapter 2 tonight... #🧃🩸
A photo of a laptop's screen, one half is a googledoc, the other is a clip studio paint file with blank pages for a comic.
November 28, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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Happy thanksgiving 🥰
Son inhaled thanksgiving dinner. is this normal? Hi! This isn’t a subject I would normally be asking about, but google isn’t giving me answers. We had thanksgiving dinner last week, and my son (21M) ate half the table. I’m not exaggerating. I watched him gobble 2 turkey legs, 2 breasts, so much stuffing, 5 giant helpings of mashed potatoes, a shit-ton of green beans, and our entire helping of cranberry sauce. It was insane. His sister watched, jaw agape. I am not making this post to police his eating habits, but I’ve genuinely never seen this before. He told me it might’ve been a side effect of T, but he’s been on T for years and this has never happened before. Semi-worried about him, but let me know if there’s nothing to be worried about! He said it was okay for me to post, because he was also kind of unsure. EDIT: Thanks for all the replies! Found out what happened, though. Turns out he was stoned and completely forgot. What a man.
November 28, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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I'm losing my mind at the shih tzu that won his division at the westminster dog show this year
A white long haired shih tzu at the westminster dog show running on astroturf. It has dramatic black streaks going into a ponytail secured with a blue bow.
November 27, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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Dreams do come true
A "slice" of the meatloaf cake, it has two layers, separated by mashed potatoes on a blue enamel plate. In the background the rest of the cake is visible.
November 27, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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My favorite part of thanksgiving is the desert 🥰🥕🎂
A meatloaf cake frosted with mashed potatoes and adorned with orange cheddar and celery "carrots".
November 27, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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Repost with your #oc & let people comment what song they think when they see them
A woman with light hair stands in front of a cranky looking man with dark hair. The picture is made from bold cutouts in shades of pink, oranges and teal on a deep plum background
November 26, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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I blabbed about these $62.99 playline dolls and their company's CEO today:

tiktok.com/t/ZTrYSEyqA

#dolltok
The olympia dolls, dolls that look like greco roman dolls of old, the mighty athena in her armor with shield and spear, the lovely venus in a toga, and artemis in a tunic with her bow and arrow. They are all white.
November 25, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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Do it for her
A drawing of my OC Camila, a curly haired blonde with freckles and heavy smudged eyeliner. She wears a red gown with her hair straightened and styled like Julia Roberts at the end of Pretty Woman.
November 24, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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Happy No Sabo Sunday
A young man in a hoodie walking on a beach, "living in the moment because i only know how to speak Spanish in the present tense"
November 23, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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Moaaarrr
Three unfinished skirts, a white with black and silver bats, a hot pink with leopard print and a blue chintz pattern.
November 23, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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When someone asks me if my art is AI:
Tank from the matrix claiming he is "100% pure, old fashioned, home grown human," which means he's never known what the matrix robots think fast food tastes like.
November 22, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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It's almost impossible to find pics of these because even though everybody in the knitting sphere was making stitch n bitch patterns, the communities and digital photography aren't what they are today

Mine was made out of purple angora which got caught in the scroll wheel 🤦‍♀️
A fuzzy pink ipod cozy A gray knitted ipod cozy with red trim
November 22, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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Carotid updates today!

This week: Sinclair styles his hair.

ONE DOLLAR gives you access to comic pages 2 weeks in advance, join now and catch up on the first 14 pages!

patreon.com/CarotidComic
A blonde woman giggles behind a gloves hand. "Read my comic bro"
November 22, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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Camila definitely isn't glam as Miss P, but I always try to keep her fluffy, femme and fierce 💅
Three drawings of my OC Camila, a curly haired blonde with freckles and heavy smudged eyeliner. On the left she tugs nervously at her hair as if wringing it out. In the middle she wears a red gown with her hair straightened and styled like Julia Roberts at the end of Pretty Woman. On the right she wears ear muffs and a puffer coat, grinning over her shoulder. My oc Camila in a pink puffy wrap and matching skirt and heels. She is a mischievous white blonde young woman with freckles and bright red lipstick. To the right is a simplified version of her outfit, but her arms are open so we can see the belt and black turtleneck under her wrap Two rows of outfits for a blonde whitw woman, they range from pajamas, to casual jeans and tees, to skirts and blazers to dresses. A grayscale digital drawing of a woman with light curly hair in a black bodysuit with a white skirt in front of a purple background
November 22, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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A blue haired anime girl and her bun head viking gf walk away from a rave: "Never thought I'd enjoy christian techno!"
November 21, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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Carotid updates today for free members!

Watch Sinclair have some big feelings: patreon.com/carotidcomic

#webcomic
A young woman wrapped in a puffy shawl covers her mouth with a gloved hand as she giggles.
November 21, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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Altoona Style Pizza vs St. Louis Cut Bagel
Altoona style pizza- cut into squares, topped with a single green bell pepper ring and a slice of yellow american cheese Two bagels cut vertically into little strips. Think how a loaf of bread is sliced, but it's a bagel. Altoona style pizza- cut into squares, topped with a single green bell pepper ring and a slice of yellow american cheese Two whole boxes of st Louis style cut bagels.
November 21, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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This is one of my hands down favorite jokes from the series, I try to use it as often as I can in my silly doll tiktoks
November 21, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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Homer's handwritten postcard from the duff brewery to his wife, Marge: Maybe it's the beer talking, Marge. But you've got a butt that won't quit. They've got these big chewy pretzels here *unintelligble* Five dollars?! Get outta here!
November 21, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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Assss
A selection of icons on my phone's homescreen, in the middle is the new bluesky app, which is beveled and airbrushed and terrible looking.
November 20, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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"How much longer am I going to hear about this damn play" over a tiktok meme of the scene from it's always sunny in philadelphia where dennis fasts for 3 days to look skinny with the text "The entire cast of Wicked for no reason at all"
November 19, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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Snnnk
A young woman trying not to giggle, her fingers over her mouth.
November 19, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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Full version with side by side comparison just dropped
November 19, 2025 at 3:58 AM