El Jeffe
@kmat21.bsky.social
(Retired) Navy Chief, Current Dread Pirate Roberts, Twitter survivor, and aspiring Expat. I named my dog after Irish Whiskey and he likes it. Married to the smart & beautiful @tinkerissa.bsky.social
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El Jeffe
@kmat21.bsky.social
· Nov 13
🎵I'm Kevin the Sailor Man
I'm Kevin the Sailor Man
I'm strong to the finish cuz I drinks me Guinness
I'm Kevin the Sailor Maaaaan!🎵
I'm Kevin the Sailor Man
I'm strong to the finish cuz I drinks me Guinness
I'm Kevin the Sailor Maaaaan!🎵
To be fairs...
He probably does have it
To be fairs..
He probably does have it
To be fairs..
Since 21-0, #1 has been playing like he has brain damage
December 7, 2025 at 8:28 PM
To be fairs...
He probably does have it
To be fairs..
He probably does have it
To be fairs..
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I’d trade him for Dane Cook
December 7, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I’d trade him for Dane Cook
Don't worry Jets fans, Tua is ACHING to turn to ball over for 6, just be patient
December 7, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Don't worry Jets fans, Tua is ACHING to turn to ball over for 6, just be patient
The ONLY
Very clear Achane was the only good thing about the offense.
December 7, 2025 at 8:04 PM
The ONLY
As I was saying...
Fucking dumb ass
Fucking dumb ass
Tua be like...
Okay boys, Achane and Waddle are out, don't worry, I go you
Okay boys, Achane and Waddle are out, don't worry, I go you
December 7, 2025 at 8:01 PM
As I was saying...
Fucking dumb ass
Fucking dumb ass
Tua be like...
Okay boys, Achane and Waddle are out, don't worry, I go you
Okay boys, Achane and Waddle are out, don't worry, I go you
December 7, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Tua be like...
Okay boys, Achane and Waddle are out, don't worry, I go you
Okay boys, Achane and Waddle are out, don't worry, I go you
Behold my majestic stride!!!
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December 7, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Behold my majestic stride!!!
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I dont care if Tua completes 40 straight passed with 5 fucking TDs I dont trust that motherfucker farther than his ass can run.
I want him and that bloated fucking contract as far away from this team as humanly possible...
I want him and that bloated fucking contract as far away from this team as humanly possible...
December 7, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I dont care if Tua completes 40 straight passed with 5 fucking TDs I dont trust that motherfucker farther than his ass can run.
I want him and that bloated fucking contract as far away from this team as humanly possible...
I want him and that bloated fucking contract as far away from this team as humanly possible...
Yet another unforgivable offense by fucking Chris Grier
[NFL] Andrew Van Ginkel bats it in the air and picks off Jayden Daniels! twitter.com/NFL/status/1...
December 7, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Yet another unforgivable offense by fucking Chris Grier
The lead they currently have is less indicitive of good play (on offense at least) and more about how fucking shitty the Jets are with some great runs by Achane mixed in
December 7, 2025 at 7:39 PM
The lead they currently have is less indicitive of good play (on offense at least) and more about how fucking shitty the Jets are with some great runs by Achane mixed in
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TUA TAGOVAILOA AND MIKE MCDANIEL ARE THE DUMBEST PEOPLE ON EARTH
December 7, 2025 at 7:35 PM
TUA TAGOVAILOA AND MIKE MCDANIEL ARE THE DUMBEST PEOPLE ON EARTH
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McDaniel and Tua just fucking brain dead
December 7, 2025 at 7:35 PM
McDaniel and Tua just fucking brain dead
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Get this qb out of my life. Tua youre indefensible.
December 7, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Get this qb out of my life. Tua youre indefensible.
McDaniel is now gonna put the ball in Tuas hands to keep from injuring his RBs 😏
December 7, 2025 at 7:25 PM
McDaniel is now gonna put the ball in Tuas hands to keep from injuring his RBs 😏
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I love McDaniels decision to go away from the effective run game. Go with what got you to this winning streak. Tua’s arm and accuracy
December 7, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I love McDaniels decision to go away from the effective run game. Go with what got you to this winning streak. Tua’s arm and accuracy
Best player on the Dolphins is now hurt...
Seen this movie
Read the book
Got the t-shirt
And yhe action figures
Seen this movie
Read the book
Got the t-shirt
And yhe action figures
December 7, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Best player on the Dolphins is now hurt...
Seen this movie
Read the book
Got the t-shirt
And yhe action figures
Seen this movie
Read the book
Got the t-shirt
And yhe action figures
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If you see this repost with your model of positive masculinity
December 7, 2025 at 3:51 PM
If you see this repost with your model of positive masculinity
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Achane every Sunday
a person says fine i 'll do it myself in a dark room
ALT: a person says fine i 'll do it myself in a dark room
media.tenor.com
December 7, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Achane every Sunday
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When the Jets draft Mendoza
December 7, 2025 at 6:30 PM
When the Jets draft Mendoza
Name two...
We'll wait
We'll wait
BESSENT: I run a soybean farm
BRENNAN: You don't own one. You invest in it
BESSENT: People in my family go out and work on it
BRENNAN: You don't own one. You invest in it
BESSENT: People in my family go out and work on it
December 7, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Name two...
We'll wait
We'll wait
Words words stuff stuff words mingle mangle jingle jangle words LOL
BRENNAN: Prices in the toy space are accelerating, and people are feeling that
BRENNAN: Inflation is a composite number and it's roughly the same year over over
BRENNAN: Inflation is a composite number and it's roughly the same year over over
December 7, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Words words stuff stuff words mingle mangle jingle jangle words LOL
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If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
December 7, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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This account NEVER misses lol
December 7, 2025 at 3:23 PM
This account NEVER misses lol
Um.. last time I checked sitting or standing on top of a capsized boat IS floating helplessly in the water.
Perhaps Tommy Boy here should take his ass out in the middle of the ocean and sit or stand on a capsized boat that was just struck by ordnance to see how not helpless that is 😏
Perhaps Tommy Boy here should take his ass out in the middle of the ocean and sit or stand on a capsized boat that was just struck by ordnance to see how not helpless that is 😏
WELKER: Lawmakers say the 2 men appeared to raise their arms potentially to surrender. Why did Admiral Bradley interpret these actions as anything other than them trying to survive?
TOM COTTON: They were sitting or standing on top of a capsized boat. They weren't floating helplessly in the water
TOM COTTON: They were sitting or standing on top of a capsized boat. They weren't floating helplessly in the water
December 7, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Um.. last time I checked sitting or standing on top of a capsized boat IS floating helplessly in the water.
Perhaps Tommy Boy here should take his ass out in the middle of the ocean and sit or stand on a capsized boat that was just struck by ordnance to see how not helpless that is 😏
Perhaps Tommy Boy here should take his ass out in the middle of the ocean and sit or stand on a capsized boat that was just struck by ordnance to see how not helpless that is 😏