Eddie Brock & Venom 🏳️🌈 (parody)
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🕷 MVRP.
🕷 Dark themes.
🕷 Parody.
🕷 Will speak as Eddie " " and Venom ' '
🕷 Based on the Sony version played by Tom Hardy.
🕷 Mun is 33.
🕷 Parody.
🕷 Avenger!
🕷 Dark themes.
🕷 Parody.
🕷 Will speak as Eddie " " and Venom ' '
🕷 Based on the Sony version played by Tom Hardy.
🕷 Mun is 33.
🕷 Parody.
🕷 Avenger!
Pinned
'We...Are...The Lethal Protector!'
They're setting up holiday decorations in Avengers HQ.
December 4, 2025 at 2:10 PM
They're setting up holiday decorations in Avengers HQ.
'Laying eggs is such a weak way of reproduction. Symbiotes create themselves from seeds we expel.'
December 3, 2025 at 8:20 PM
'Laying eggs is such a weak way of reproduction. Symbiotes create themselves from seeds we expel.'
//I got my girl!
November 30, 2025 at 5:08 PM
//I got my girl!
'Yay!'
"What's the guy done?"
"What's the guy done?"
Honestly for once I agree Eddie, I think you should go for it.
November 27, 2025 at 10:28 PM
'Yay!'
"What's the guy done?"
"What's the guy done?"
'He needs his head eaten.'
November 27, 2025 at 8:40 PM
'He needs his head eaten.'
"What do you want me to do?"
'Feed me, you dick!'
'Feed me, you dick!'
a drawing of a man with venom on his head and the words i 'm hungry eddie on the bottom
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November 26, 2025 at 1:02 AM
"What do you want me to do?"
'Feed me, you dick!'
'Feed me, you dick!'
Reposted by Eddie Brock & Venom 🏳️🌈 (parody)
// Alright. Generally, I don't like confrontation or doing anything like this -- But we need to address two writers today who use the writer tags Hades & Destinyawakened.
Most probably have seen them as a shipped pair writing Lex Luthor & Lucifer.
Earlier this week there was a situation --
Most probably have seen them as a shipped pair writing Lex Luthor & Lucifer.
Earlier this week there was a situation --
November 22, 2025 at 4:10 AM
// Alright. Generally, I don't like confrontation or doing anything like this -- But we need to address two writers today who use the writer tags Hades & Destinyawakened.
Most probably have seen them as a shipped pair writing Lex Luthor & Lucifer.
Earlier this week there was a situation --
Most probably have seen them as a shipped pair writing Lex Luthor & Lucifer.
Earlier this week there was a situation --
'A symbiote has to eat.'
a man in a hoodie is talking to a woman in a room
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November 22, 2025 at 4:38 AM
'A symbiote has to eat.'
'Eddie! Another us!'
"I hope this one is quieter and more well-behaved. That might give me hope for you."
"I hope this one is quieter and more well-behaved. That might give me hope for you."
November 21, 2025 at 2:49 PM
'Eddie! Another us!'
"I hope this one is quieter and more well-behaved. That might give me hope for you."
"I hope this one is quieter and more well-behaved. That might give me hope for you."
@aperfectorganism.sunder.my
'Eddie! It's a bug!'
'Eddie! It's a bug!'
November 19, 2025 at 10:12 PM
@aperfectorganism.sunder.my
'Eddie! It's a bug!'
'Eddie! It's a bug!'
'Can we eat his brain?'
"Venom..."
'Fine.'
"Venom..."
'Fine.'
Yabo drops his voice to a whisper.
"I don't know if he's listening, but I might need your help depending on how my match goes. I've got a wrestling match with this BIG ass man, and he might destroy me. If things get out of hand, I need you to come in. I'll get you free tickets too."
"I don't know if he's listening, but I might need your help depending on how my match goes. I've got a wrestling match with this BIG ass man, and he might destroy me. If things get out of hand, I need you to come in. I'll get you free tickets too."
They do so, Venom ready to go if trouble shows itself.
November 6, 2025 at 10:25 PM
'Can we eat his brain?'
"Venom..."
'Fine.'
"Venom..."
'Fine.'
They do so, Venom ready to go if trouble shows itself.
"Great!"
Yabo looks around and motions for them to come closer.
Yabo looks around and motions for them to come closer.
"We both are."
November 6, 2025 at 10:18 PM
They do so, Venom ready to go if trouble shows itself.
"We both are."
"Damn. Is it just Venom who's a wrestling fan?"
"Yeah."
November 6, 2025 at 10:15 PM
"We both are."
"Yeah."
"Do you feel pain when Venom gets hurt?"
"He's a symbiotic organism."
November 6, 2025 at 10:06 PM
"Yeah."
"He's a symbiotic organism."
"...I have many questions."
"The talking alien goo is Venom. MY name is Eddie Brock."
'I'm bound to Eddie.'
'I'm bound to Eddie.'
November 6, 2025 at 10:00 PM
"He's a symbiotic organism."
"The talking alien goo is Venom. MY name is Eddie Brock."
'I'm bound to Eddie.'
'I'm bound to Eddie.'
"You got two names?"
'Venom!'
"Eddie Brock."
"Eddie Brock."
November 6, 2025 at 9:56 PM
"The talking alien goo is Venom. MY name is Eddie Brock."
'I'm bound to Eddie.'
'I'm bound to Eddie.'
'Venom!'
"Eddie Brock."
"Eddie Brock."
"Very. What's your name, big man?"
'He is very charismatic!'
November 6, 2025 at 8:51 PM
'Venom!'
"Eddie Brock."
"Eddie Brock."
'He is very charismatic!'
"I fucking love that song."
'We believe in Joe Hendry! Joe Hendry is prestigious! Oh, you're cool with us, new clown friend!'
November 6, 2025 at 8:48 PM
'He is very charismatic!'
'We believe in Joe Hendry! Joe Hendry is prestigious! Oh, you're cool with us, new clown friend!'
"WAVE YOUR HANDS FROM SIDE TO SIDE AND SAAAAY!"
'Eddie and I believe in Joe Hendry!'
November 6, 2025 at 8:45 PM
'We believe in Joe Hendry! Joe Hendry is prestigious! Oh, you're cool with us, new clown friend!'
'Eddie and I believe in Joe Hendry!'
November 6, 2025 at 8:38 PM
'Eddie and I believe in Joe Hendry!'
//Finally made a necessary adjustment to my handle! Bothered me that I misspelled Klyntar in Venom's @.
November 5, 2025 at 5:01 PM
//Finally made a necessary adjustment to my handle! Bothered me that I misspelled Klyntar in Venom's @.
'Responsibility. It's for the mediocre.'
November 3, 2025 at 10:19 PM
'Responsibility. It's for the mediocre.'
//Venom believes it. Eddie believes it. The writer damn sure believes it.
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November 3, 2025 at 2:03 PM
//Venom believes it. Eddie believes it. The writer damn sure believes it.
Venom is sleeping in.
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November 3, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Venom is sleeping in.