🏳️🌈 Klyis 🏳️🌈
@klyisweazel.bsky.social
Weasel. Furry. Connoisseur of Egg. Lives in hell (aka Arizona). Minors DNI. 🏳️🌈 Gaaaay. He/Him.
⚠️BITING HAZARD⚠️
⚠️BITING HAZARD⚠️
The odds of being Force choked by an image of a stoat is low, but never zero.
So I almost choked to death tonight while eating dinner. I had to bang down @rosphix.bsky.social door and try to communicate to them that I was running out of air. That was scary.
The dissonance between the silly stoat image and the morbidity of the message is definitely something!
The dissonance between the silly stoat image and the morbidity of the message is definitely something!
November 14, 2025 at 7:29 AM
The odds of being Force choked by an image of a stoat is low, but never zero.
You can't go wrong with this classic!
November 14, 2025 at 2:45 AM
You can't go wrong with this classic!
The odds of being attacked by a stoat while rock climbing is low, but never zero.
November 12, 2025 at 10:42 PM
The odds of being attacked by a stoat while rock climbing is low, but never zero.
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November 5, 2025 at 11:30 AM
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Florida Man Finds Home Infested With Vampires And Jehovah Witnesses After Pet Parrot Learns To Say "Come In!" Whenever Someone Knocks
November 20, 2023 at 7:51 PM
Florida Man Finds Home Infested With Vampires And Jehovah Witnesses After Pet Parrot Learns To Say "Come In!" Whenever Someone Knocks
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All mustelids are murderous psychos but most try to hide this fact by looking cute and innocent as a baseline. Not giant river otters though, they've fully embraced the murderous psycho aesthetic.
October 31, 2025 at 7:59 PM
All mustelids are murderous psychos but most try to hide this fact by looking cute and innocent as a baseline. Not giant river otters though, they've fully embraced the murderous psycho aesthetic.
All mustelids are murderous psychos but most try to hide this fact by looking cute and innocent as a baseline. Not giant river otters though, they've fully embraced the murderous psycho aesthetic.
October 31, 2025 at 7:59 PM
All mustelids are murderous psychos but most try to hide this fact by looking cute and innocent as a baseline. Not giant river otters though, they've fully embraced the murderous psycho aesthetic.
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Hey everyone, sorry I haven't been around much (both here and irl). I have been dealing with difficult issues for a long time which recently forced me to move out of Arizona, however the change of scenery has helped me considerably.
October 18, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Hey everyone, sorry I haven't been around much (both here and irl). I have been dealing with difficult issues for a long time which recently forced me to move out of Arizona, however the change of scenery has helped me considerably.
Hey everyone, sorry I haven't been around much (both here and irl). I have been dealing with difficult issues for a long time which recently forced me to move out of Arizona, however the change of scenery has helped me considerably.
October 18, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Hey everyone, sorry I haven't been around much (both here and irl). I have been dealing with difficult issues for a long time which recently forced me to move out of Arizona, however the change of scenery has helped me considerably.
I have an appointment that is really critical to getting my life back in order. Praying this goes well.
December 17, 2024 at 6:30 PM
I have an appointment that is really critical to getting my life back in order. Praying this goes well.
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Here's the first complete dec formline comm, a wolverine for @dtwgulo.bsky.social!! Thank you so much for commissioning me!!
#formline #indigenousart 🐾🌳
#formline #indigenousart 🐾🌳
December 17, 2024 at 3:21 AM
Here's the first complete dec formline comm, a wolverine for @dtwgulo.bsky.social!! Thank you so much for commissioning me!!
#formline #indigenousart 🐾🌳
#formline #indigenousart 🐾🌳
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Feeling positively feral as we head towards winter break... Just need to make it through the next 5 days!!
December 16, 2024 at 5:39 PM
Feeling positively feral as we head towards winter break... Just need to make it through the next 5 days!!
The holiday season is upon us so why not celebrate with the mustelid version of the classic seasonal song.
December 15, 2024 at 1:38 AM
The holiday season is upon us so why not celebrate with the mustelid version of the classic seasonal song.
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働いてほしい主
vs
寒いから出たくない管狐
vs
寒いから出たくない管狐
December 13, 2024 at 11:06 AM
働いてほしい主
vs
寒いから出たくない管狐
vs
寒いから出たくない管狐
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Honey Badger fucked around.
Porcupine found out.
Porcupine found out.
December 2, 2024 at 7:06 PM
Honey Badger fucked around.
Porcupine found out.
Porcupine found out.
Average mustelid owned business.
December 9, 2024 at 12:23 AM
Average mustelid owned business.
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December 8, 2024 at 4:15 PM
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if you're wondering, this is how to measure a weasel:
December 5, 2024 at 5:34 PM
if you're wondering, this is how to measure a weasel:
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This is just shoddy mechanic work. Possums! Please, every decent mechanic know you're supposed to install a beech marten in your engine bay.
December 4, 2024 at 8:22 PM
This is just shoddy mechanic work. Possums! Please, every decent mechanic know you're supposed to install a beech marten in your engine bay.
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Tomorrow is another day. That's my main problem with it
December 4, 2024 at 5:58 AM
Tomorrow is another day. That's my main problem with it
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Mart of the Day (4.12.2024.) The Scrongler
December 4, 2024 at 2:53 PM
Mart of the Day (4.12.2024.) The Scrongler