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“…search for evil with eyes unclouded…”
“I wasn’t born a fool. It took work to get this way!”
“We should be careful of each other, we should be kind, While there is still time.”
All I wanna do is help.  I wanna help because - I don't think people should suffer, as they do.  Because, if there is no bigger meaning, then the smallest act of kindness - is the greatest thing in the world.
December 8, 2025 at 4:22 AM
December 8, 2025 at 1:19 AM
December 8, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Me (a gay man) walking to the grocery store: 🚶‍♂️

Random guy walking the other direction: It's time to try defying gravity! I think I'll try defying gravity! And you can't pull me down!
December 8, 2025 at 12:52 AM
…or maybe trump will somehow just continue to be president because of martial law or a “war” or because he changes the 22nd amendment…

Bold moves, Mr. Lister. That's what's needed right now. We can't let these fuckers think we're weak!
December 7, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Mmm chocolate moose...
December 6, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Same...
December 4, 2025 at 2:04 AM
For longer than I would like to admit… I was like… “Why does Guinan have Dr. Crusher’s boyfriend?”
December 3, 2025 at 1:49 AM
December 2, 2025 at 4:44 AM
December 2, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Yo, @jameshoffmann.bsky.social!
(…or any other #coffee or #antique nerds) Pewter coffee pot from Holland, unknown year. Any ideas as to when it was made? It even still has the original burner unit!
December 2, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Julie Andrews? Tippi Hedren? Barbara Eden? Carol Burnett? Kerri Kenny-Silver?
December 2, 2025 at 4:10 AM
So, apparently Munster and Muenster are two different cheeses… sharing the same etymology of coming from the Latin ‘monasterium’ meaning ‘monetary.’ Neither cheeses are from Münster or the Irish province of Munster. Then there’s Herman…

@robwords.bsky.social @jesszafarris.bsky.social
December 1, 2025 at 4:38 AM
December 1, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I was at Charleston City Market a few months ago. It is a great place for artists and creators… They had some cool stuff! I should have taken a picture of the whole market.

Though, I did see several “AI art” booths. Some weren’t even saying it was created by ai. Cringe.
December 1, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Interesting. Though, the all-seeing Google has the earliest usage of the phrase back in the late 1800s — popping up every few decades.
Perhaps that is incidental use: “The man had the clap. Back at the farm…”
December 1, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Good ol’ Coney Island College! Go Whitefish!
November 30, 2025 at 5:48 PM
They call that smell "Boggs"
November 30, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Today’s movie:

The Shining (1980)

“Don't worry, Mom. I know all about cannibalism. I saw it on TV.”

#MovieNight #ClassicMovie #HorrorMovieNight
November 29, 2025 at 7:46 PM
“Clean topics and clean language?!”
November 29, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Sleep?







…NEVER!!!!!!!!!
November 28, 2025 at 1:06 AM
In my head:
November 27, 2025 at 7:24 PM
😅
November 27, 2025 at 3:40 PM
He’s like a less competent cartoon Napoleon.
November 25, 2025 at 11:22 PM
November 25, 2025 at 12:07 AM