Dr Kiri Thornalley
kizzythechemist.bsky.social
Dr Kiri Thornalley
@kizzythechemist.bsky.social
Usually overcaffeinated nanochemist.
Queer. they/them
Some of my lecturers could have you sat at the end of a 50 min lecture going "oh, over already?"

If you love what you're doing, they absolutely can tell that.
December 2, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Yes! Jamvent. I am now going to be invested in someone else's advent calendar.

You are braver than me doing porridge in the microwave - I find it always tries to escape if I do that?
December 2, 2025 at 1:40 AM
The way I would buy bags of certain sweeties if you could just get the good flavours. I'm lucky that rowntrees almost successfully pull it off with these. They just need to add the orange ones and it would be perfect
www.nestle-confectionery.co.uk/brands/rownt...
Rowntree's Fruit Pastilles Strawberry & Blackcurrant Sweets Sharing Bag 143g
If you're looking for a chewy, fruity-flavoured sweet, try the irresistible taste of Rowntree's® Fruit Pastilles. Every sharing bag contains a mixture of two of our favourite flavours - Strawberry and...
www.nestle-confectionery.co.uk
December 1, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Is it still crystal meth we get asked for? Because it was absolutely that when breaking bad first came out.
December 1, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I was worried noone had come and you truly were Jess no-mates.
December 1, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Oh no. Were there still some people on the internet?
December 1, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Boby haaates the rain. Had to be very strongly encouraged - we nearly got the sliplead out - to go out with Saffy this morning.
December 1, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I know anecdotes don't make data - but holy shit, the erasmus students I've met. They are INCREDIBLE.
December 1, 2025 at 8:32 PM
oh, If I knew what I wanted, the lack of surprise doesn't bother me! I have - finally - come up with a list. My mother should not be surprised that I've asked for the same nomo sharing box as I do every year.
December 1, 2025 at 8:31 PM
honestly, I think my mum does the same - to the point the puppy will respond to "hello gorgeous boy!" basically as well as he does his own name...
December 1, 2025 at 7:59 PM
yup. It's currently a two-part test - part one is basically "do you live together or were you intimate?" Part two is then the behaviours. Both parts must pass for it to technically be the offense.
December 1, 2025 at 5:11 PM
It was really quite something when your psychologist is... almost disappointed you didn't fuck your supervisor. Because that would have taken it from "absolutely bloody horrendous" to "Well now this meets the legal threshold for the offense of coercive control and I can do something about it"
December 1, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Genuinely, I think my abuser still believes she did nothing wrong, and that I was "too soft" and "needed toughening up", and that's all that she was doing.
December 1, 2025 at 5:04 PM
You mean you used to have a pack on mini stroopwafels in the snack cupboard?
December 1, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Get it done before you're *actually* awake and aware of what's happening. I say this as a previous 5.30am gym bunny.
December 1, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I'm 32 and noone knows what to get me - but I also don't know what I want and I seriously do not need any more smellies.
December 1, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Also, you're often not as loud as you think you are, and the number of people who won't stop bloody mumbling.
December 1, 2025 at 10:32 AM
oh it does. Other half into building their own computers and it's got a transparent case and light up RAM and water cooling and stuff and things?
November 30, 2025 at 10:00 PM
the noise I have just made. I absolutely agree with you.
November 30, 2025 at 9:45 PM
At the risk of sounding old, bitter and cynical - they know. They don't care.
November 30, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Your thighs/middle look like a jackson pollock painting?
November 30, 2025 at 9:28 PM
update: We hoped.
We should not have hoped.
November 30, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I know I'm supposed to be all ✨sparkles and light✨ because I'm on the job market. But OH FER FECKS SAKE. I hate it when I'm right about things.
November 30, 2025 at 9:18 PM