Hello
kingpoopybutt.bsky.social
Hello
@kingpoopybutt.bsky.social
Believe it or not, not really a King...

This account is mostly me talking to myself. Please don't interrupt.
Can CMC play QB?
November 25, 2025 at 1:56 AM
So frustrating.

I'd give anything to just have the league stop legislating the game in slow motion while it has to be played in real time.
October 24, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Players need to force trades more often. NFL careers are so short.

You gave them an honest effort, Maxx. And they've continued to fail. Now it's time to go somewhere you can compete.
October 22, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Can we just finally give Shanahan a Coach-of-the-Year award?
October 3, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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There’s a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity for people to build on the rubble of what’s being destroyed before our eyes. Private corporations bending over to forcefeed everyone government-approved speech is evil and amoral, but more than anything this creates boring, inauthentic, unwatchable shit.
September 18, 2025 at 12:27 AM
The first seven minutes of this game had me texting my friends that "this could be a fun one."

I feel like I got catfished by an NFL game.
September 16, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Of all the states, we should have known Minnesota would resist McCarthyism.
September 9, 2025 at 1:23 AM
If there's one thing groins are known for, it's taking things to the next level.
September 8, 2025 at 1:19 AM