Old Nick🍑
@kingofthepotatoes.bsky.social
🔞 Almost 70! How did that happen, loving the bodies here, all ages, sizes, colours, imperfections. Like he said in the movie - 'Perfect, they are all perfect'. Posting my own pics, following folks doing the same.
DM me to talk dirty or just for a chat👅
DM me to talk dirty or just for a chat👅
Sunday morning check, butt cheeks still in place? All is well. Today (and every day )is a good day to remember that the good stuff outweighs the bad, 8.3bn people are not that orange cunt with his fake prize, so that’s nice.
December 7, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Sunday morning check, butt cheeks still in place? All is well. Today (and every day )is a good day to remember that the good stuff outweighs the bad, 8.3bn people are not that orange cunt with his fake prize, so that’s nice.
Snapping my fur this morning, my nipples started demanding attention, needy bastards. OK.
December 6, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Snapping my fur this morning, my nipples started demanding attention, needy bastards. OK.
The winter fur coat is coming along nicely, white like Santa’s pubic hair - sorry I meant beard, who knows what Santa’s sack is like? Yo ho ho.
December 6, 2025 at 6:53 AM
The winter fur coat is coming along nicely, white like Santa’s pubic hair - sorry I meant beard, who knows what Santa’s sack is like? Yo ho ho.
Socks, slippers and a dressing gown - brrrr, it’s chilly. Looking at my pubes I thought of Santa’s white beard, I wonder if anyone will be cumming up my chimney this Xmas?
December 4, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Socks, slippers and a dressing gown - brrrr, it’s chilly. Looking at my pubes I thought of Santa’s white beard, I wonder if anyone will be cumming up my chimney this Xmas?
Here’s another from my ‘Morning Coffee Time’ collection - ha ha , listen to me pretending to be artistic and have a collection, naughty, I should be spanked! 😆
December 4, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Here’s another from my ‘Morning Coffee Time’ collection - ha ha , listen to me pretending to be artistic and have a collection, naughty, I should be spanked! 😆
Winter is coming, fur growing.
😡I'm angry, repost only accounts following me & chat requests, AI images, especially those pretending to be real pics of the poster - please fuck off and when you have fucked off, fuck off a bit more. Oooh, that was an angry rant wasn’t it?
😡I'm angry, repost only accounts following me & chat requests, AI images, especially those pretending to be real pics of the poster - please fuck off and when you have fucked off, fuck off a bit more. Oooh, that was an angry rant wasn’t it?
December 4, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Winter is coming, fur growing.
😡I'm angry, repost only accounts following me & chat requests, AI images, especially those pretending to be real pics of the poster - please fuck off and when you have fucked off, fuck off a bit more. Oooh, that was an angry rant wasn’t it?
😡I'm angry, repost only accounts following me & chat requests, AI images, especially those pretending to be real pics of the poster - please fuck off and when you have fucked off, fuck off a bit more. Oooh, that was an angry rant wasn’t it?
… but then it gets a bit warmer and I enjoy my coffee naked, it’s always best like that, it would be even better with loads of other naked guys.
December 2, 2025 at 11:38 AM
… but then it gets a bit warmer and I enjoy my coffee naked, it’s always best like that, it would be even better with loads of other naked guys.
Winter is coming, so it’s time for the warm dressing gown.
December 2, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Winter is coming, so it’s time for the warm dressing gown.
Mono Monday coffee time, everything is B&W for me until I’ve had that first coffee of the day,I gradually turn into a human being after my 3rd cup, none of that sugar or cream stuff, just espresso, strong and black.
December 1, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Mono Monday coffee time, everything is B&W for me until I’ve had that first coffee of the day,I gradually turn into a human being after my 3rd cup, none of that sugar or cream stuff, just espresso, strong and black.
Mono Monday from 5 weeks ago, before the winter fur started growing.
December 1, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Mono Monday from 5 weeks ago, before the winter fur started growing.
Of course, it’s all yours, Mono Monday version.
December 1, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Of course, it’s all yours, Mono Monday version.
Mono Monday again, these weeks are flashing by too quickly, why isn’t there are pause button, I haven’t got too many weeks left do I want them to slow down a bit!
December 1, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Mono Monday again, these weeks are flashing by too quickly, why isn’t there are pause button, I haven’t got too many weeks left do I want them to slow down a bit!
Thanks, it’s opening up ready for you!
November 28, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Thanks, it’s opening up ready for you!
Early morning creases, I wonder if you can get a body iron yp smooth the wrinkles out of 69 3/4 year old skin?
November 28, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Early morning creases, I wonder if you can get a body iron yp smooth the wrinkles out of 69 3/4 year old skin?
We don’t have Thanksgiving celebrations here, if we did I would give thanks for all the beautiful bodies being displayed, I love them all. Every day I wake up is something to give thanks for, many of my friends did not make it this far, so I’m going to enjoy today for them.
November 28, 2025 at 7:52 AM
We don’t have Thanksgiving celebrations here, if we did I would give thanks for all the beautiful bodies being displayed, I love them all. Every day I wake up is something to give thanks for, many of my friends did not make it this far, so I’m going to enjoy today for them.
Chilly this morning, so socks and slippers are staying on!
November 28, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Chilly this morning, so socks and slippers are staying on!
Coffee time, it’s always coffee time for me, unless it’s beer o’clock.
November 27, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Coffee time, it’s always coffee time for me, unless it’s beer o’clock.
My little friend is tinier than normal this morning, it’s cold!
November 26, 2025 at 7:35 AM
My little friend is tinier than normal this morning, it’s cold!
I like to open up completely and expose myself on humpday (and every other day!) I’m not just a Black Friday whore, buying all that stuff I don’t really need, I’m just a naughty whore in general.
November 26, 2025 at 7:11 AM
I like to open up completely and expose myself on humpday (and every other day!) I’m not just a Black Friday whore, buying all that stuff I don’t really need, I’m just a naughty whore in general.
My ‘studio’ - ha ha. It’s my kitchen and a light I bought last year (Black Friday deal of course). I’m still testing out my the 15mm lens I bought yesterday. liking it very much!
November 26, 2025 at 6:56 AM
My ‘studio’ - ha ha. It’s my kitchen and a light I bought last year (Black Friday deal of course). I’m still testing out my the 15mm lens I bought yesterday. liking it very much!
Let’s pretend I deliberately shot this pic as a soft focus, artistic type of snap and din’t fuck up the focus, yeah that’s what I did.
November 26, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Let’s pretend I deliberately shot this pic as a soft focus, artistic type of snap and din’t fuck up the focus, yeah that’s what I did.
Black Friday got me again! I try very hard not to buy anything, but I have failed again. I needed this new lens and Bezos offered me 50€ off, so I had to buy it. Here’s a humpday snap using the new lens.
November 26, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Black Friday got me again! I try very hard not to buy anything, but I have failed again. I needed this new lens and Bezos offered me 50€ off, so I had to buy it. Here’s a humpday snap using the new lens.
It’s stroke a pussy day, an old tradition that I have just started.
November 25, 2025 at 5:27 PM
It’s stroke a pussy day, an old tradition that I have just started.
Tummy for Tuesday, winter fur growing and waving hello to you sexy beasts.
November 25, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Tummy for Tuesday, winter fur growing and waving hello to you sexy beasts.
OK, so now it IS Tuesday, I have correctly identified the day, maybe. Tummy day, a bit of lilac fiddling with the background, that’s me trying to be artistic!
November 25, 2025 at 11:59 AM
OK, so now it IS Tuesday, I have correctly identified the day, maybe. Tummy day, a bit of lilac fiddling with the background, that’s me trying to be artistic!