Kingbooooo
LightNews LightNews
banner
kingbooooo.bsky.social
Kingbooooo
@kingbooooo.bsky.social
87 followers 130 following 630 posts
You may know me from such other platforms as twitter and AO3. Disaster bi. Writing and very often also not writing. Cats. Houseplants. Candles. Low back pain.
Posts Replies Media Videos
kingbooooo.bsky.social
The spookiest girl.
Photo of a black cat
November 11, 2025 at 3:04 AM
kingbooooo.bsky.social
The little man had a vet appointment yesterday and he gets drugged for anything more than just a lookover.

From his Emotional Assessment: "He appears sleepy and a little grumpy."
Photo of a corgi with a large red ball in its mouth.
October 28, 2025 at 11:41 PM
kingbooooo.bsky.social
Headline from the local paper regarding the Mariners fan hiring an etsy witch and the scare quotes are sending me.

Does this paper not believe in the power of witchcraft? This is the pacific northwest. One in four women, one in ten men, and one in three nonbinary persons own at least one crystal.
screengrab of a headline which reads This fan hired a 'witch' to fix the Mariners, who then won 10 in a row
October 4, 2025 at 7:59 PM
kingbooooo.bsky.social
Without downloading anything new, where are you mentally?
Screenshot of the website ismercuryinretrograde.com Screenshot reads: NO. Something else must be bumming you out... Mercury turns retrograde on Sunday, November 9, 2025. Mercury turned direct on August 11, 2025
September 30, 2025 at 8:06 PM
kingbooooo.bsky.social
When I'm typing up my rough draft, I usually will copy one character's name and then control-v that thing whenever it comes up. Makes typing ever so slightly faster and cuts down on at least one kind of typo.

well.

I took and break and was dinking around online and forgot what I'd been doing and
text reads In-ho looks into Gi-hun’s eyes. All he sees is love without judgment. The tight knot of shame in his chest loosens. “Yes. Please, Gi-hun. I trust you.” He leans up for another kiss. “Please…what?” “Please, sir,” In-ho says, Gi-hun rewarding him with a kiss, before he slides down the bed, pumping In-ho’s cock a few times before taking him in again. In-ho’s head feels fuzzy and light. All he has to do is obey Land O Lakes Mix Cocoa Chocolate Supreme
September 28, 2025 at 6:17 AM
kingbooooo.bsky.social
The dog likes to make himself into a log-shape.
September 23, 2025 at 7:29 PM
kingbooooo.bsky.social
Day THREE after my covid shot and I am still a sniffling, hacking, sneezy mess. Extra spicy this year.
Image of the Stink Spirit from Spirited Away. The stink spirit is a muddy blob. It is sitting in a bath, looking at its blobby little arms.
September 18, 2025 at 7:26 PM
kingbooooo.bsky.social
thank you for your service
image of a lymphocyte. a small red blob is contained within a larger, wrinkled, translucent sphere
September 16, 2025 at 4:44 PM
kingbooooo.bsky.social
I'm about 2/3rds through this and I think some of you might like it*

*assessment subject to change when I finish it
Cover of The Starving Saints by Caitlin Starling. The cover shows an illustrated figure of a nun holding a sheet of honeycomb. Three faces appear under the nun's hood, and a sun appears behind the nun's head.
September 15, 2025 at 10:30 PM
kingbooooo.bsky.social
Look at this perfect creature we got at the fair today.
Photo of a chrome-glazed clay cat. The cat is very simplified in that it has no face. The cat is a little chunky with small wide -set feet. Same cat at the first photo but now it's a photo of the other side.
September 14, 2025 at 2:54 AM
kingbooooo.bsky.social
"Print media is dying-" you can pry my New Yorker subscription from my cold, dead hands
Photo of a New Yorker article entitled "Pray, Love, Repeat: the epiphanies of Elizabeth Gilbert by Jia Tolentino"
September 1, 2025 at 5:08 AM
kingbooooo.bsky.social
Clearly Canadian hits as good now as it did when I was but a wee child in the 90s.
August 30, 2025 at 4:41 AM
kingbooooo.bsky.social
Gaze upon this ridiculous and very stupid creature who (we are 90% it is her and not her sister) has been PEEING ON A BATH MAT and ruined a pair of walking sneakers which tbf I haven't worn in over a year and is now cutely sleeping on me to prove she is a contributing member of the household.
Photo of a cute stripey kitty that is asleep.
August 26, 2025 at 6:13 AM
kingbooooo.bsky.social
Deeply unexciting photo but I just finished draft 2 of another Squid Game Inhun fic. Time to enter Editing Hell.
August 25, 2025 at 5:42 AM
kingbooooo.bsky.social
Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?
Photo of actor Lee Byung-hun frowning angrily.
August 23, 2025 at 1:54 AM
kingbooooo.bsky.social
cartoon of king kong releasing an airplane from a cup and paper, like it is an insect. the new york skyline is in the background.
August 22, 2025 at 8:09 PM
kingbooooo.bsky.social
Thank u JB
Graphic showing JB Pritzker next to an outline of North America where the entire continent is marked "Illinois" It reads Big men... ...have big dreams.
August 22, 2025 at 4:34 AM
kingbooooo.bsky.social
WIP WEDNESDAY FOR MY NEW #SQUIDGAME #Inhun FIC!

Divorced, broke-ass chauffeur Gi-hun and his new regular talkin' about about crows.
Text reads The customer, the slightly sinister man in the suit, was back again on Monday. This time, Gi-hun was taking him to a jeweler. “You look…more professional,” he said, stepping into the limo as Gi-hun held the door open. “Thanks. I think.” Gi-hun’s fingers went to his hat, touching the shiny medallion. “A friend found this and gave it to me.” “That looks vintage. Take care of it.” Gi-hun bristled. “Why wouldn’t I? Nevermind. Sorry, sir. I’ll…shut up now.” He caught a glimpse of the man’s expression as he slid into the driver’s seat. Something of a smirk. Jerk. At least he tipped well. “I didn’t mean anything by it,” he said, halfway through the ride. “Huh? Oh. The…yeah. It’s ok. My boss says I should be seen and not heard. I know I talk too much. Sorry.” “You do talk a lot.” Gi-hun gritted his teeth. “But it’s nice,” he continued. “I don’t mind.” Text reads: “Uh.” Gi-hun had only ever been reprimanded for talking. The compliment was disarming. “Thank you.” The man was looking at him expectantly. He gestured with his shoulders as encouragement. “Maybe some crow facts?” “Yes! Of course, sir. I just got a new book on crows, and I also have made friends with some in my neighborhood.” “Egg or soaked cat food,” the stranger said. “For the crows. I hear they love it.”
July 31, 2025 at 5:31 AM
kingbooooo.bsky.social
oh baby about to start a new pad

can you tell the EnerGel pen has me in a chokehold
Picture of a blank yellow legal pad Picture of a blank legal pad with six pens sitting on top of it
July 24, 2025 at 3:59 PM
kingbooooo.bsky.social
Both sets of notepads came in.

1200 pristine sheets of paper ready.

I am.

Overwhelmed with the potential.
Picture of a stack of legal pads. The label reads 100 sheet writing pads 2x the sheets of a standard writing pad Canary paper 80 pt sturdy backer Picture of the side of a stack of legal pads. Picture of two stacks of legal pads
July 22, 2025 at 3:42 AM
kingbooooo.bsky.social
Meme of Reject Modernity Embrace Tradition. Under Reject Modernity is a picture of Bitcoin. Under Embrace Tradition is an illustration of a large red dragon curled on top of an enormous pile of gold.
June 17, 2025 at 10:11 PM
kingbooooo.bsky.social
I've been getting camera stuff from the shopgoodwill website and I took a little trit trot over to the "religious items" section and

can I interest you in anime twink Jesus
Item being sold on shopgoodwill described as "Vintage Michigan Composition Lamp Co. Chalkware Sculptural Jesus Sacred Heart" Jesus is depicted as white, with blond ringlets and large anime eyes
May 31, 2025 at 2:08 AM
kingbooooo.bsky.social
fuck me UPPPPP
Promo image for Squid Game Season 3, with the actors playing Gi-hun and In-ho. Lee Jung-jae, who plays Gi-hun, is wearing a black suit, white loose-collared shirt, and black business shoes. Lee Byung-hun, who plays In-ho, is wearing black trousers, a white suit jacket with a flower applique on on collar, and black shoes. Both are looking at the camera.
May 28, 2025 at 4:36 AM
kingbooooo.bsky.social
And a WIP Wednesday BBC Ghosts #CapHavers/#CapVers fix-it I have been working on for months, so many months. Someday I will be free. That day is not today.

Oh noooo the cricket report went missing whoooo could have taken it?
text reads: “Some show, eh Havers?” The Captain greeted him at the door of his office. “Steady on, I’ve forgotten one of my pipes. I’ll be back in a moment.” Anthony looked around. A stack of paperwork, ready to be sorted, sat on one side of the desk. Another requisition form. Munitions this time. And next to that… Cricket Report. The Captain must have done it in the evening, Anthony picking it up, reading it over, his face beginning to burn. He didn’t actively seek the spotlight, yet here was James, writing about him as though he was some star athlete. They hadn’t even won the match. And yet. He kept reading. Yes, it was a little embarrassing, or it would be if anyone else read it, but to be so lauded, to have such singular attention from James. At the very least it answered the lingering question. His fingers traced the paragraphs. Footsteps approached, the fast businesslike sound belonging to only one person. Anthony folded the report up quickly, tucking it into jacket. Would he notice the report was missing?
May 22, 2025 at 5:48 AM
kingbooooo.bsky.social
Finally, FINALLY have some WIP Wednesday to post!! First up, a #squidgame Gi-hun/In-ho fic. What's worse than being hungover? Being hungover with some hot stranger blowing up your phone.
(second pic is blank for the rest of the alt-text)
Text reads: And a text from a number he didn’t recognize. Nice meeting you last night. That was fun. Dinner sometime? Gi-hun blinked, typing out a response. Sorry, who is this? He wasn’t in the habit of picking up women in bars, even with the false bravado of alcohol. It had taken him a week to work up the nerve to ask out his wife. Ex-wife. The response was quick. You don’t remember me? I should be hurt. I think your friend took pictures of us. Maybe that’ll jog your memory. :) Shit. Fuck. Shit. What had gone down? Frantically, he texted Jung-bae. Did I meet someone last night? Gi-hun felt his face heating up. Was it always this warm on the subway? Several more photos arrived, pinging as each one loaded. They’d gone to a bar for Gi-hun’s birthday. Couple of other buddies had shown up. The background shifted to a different bar. That’s right. Someone had the bright idea to bar-hop. Probably him. Gi-hun rubbed his face with one hand. Another photo. And another. A new face showed up. The lighting was terrible, the photos blurred or out of focus or washed out with the flash. Gi-hun with his arm around Jung-bae and another man, not someone he recognized, everyone smiling and Gi-hun’s eyes unfocused and half-closed. I’ll say. Did you get his name? Jung-bae texted. That’s right. The businessman. The details leeched back into his memory. How had they started talking? He’d bought Gi-hun a drink. Shots. He remembered the man’s bangs, that they looked cute. That the guy looked cute. Big smile, even teeth. The last few photos finished loading. Gi-hun with his arm around the man. Gi-hun looking intently at him. Gi-hun making a face at the camera, the man leading him away. God. Yes. He’d wanted to kiss him but he didn’t think he’d done so. Besides. He didn’t like men. He remembered slurring out his number and watched the man type it in. They were both drunk, laughing at each other. His head throbbed at being tasked with all this thinking, and so early in the day. This was a problem for well-rested Gi-hun, maybe tomorrow Gi-hun, not messy, sweaty hungover Gi-hun. I didn’t. But I gave him my number. I am never drinking again, he sent to Jung-bae. One last photo, Gi-hun and this nameless, hot stranger dancing together, Gi-hun’s arm around the man’s waist. Absolute foolishness. He was never going to drink again. He should say no to dinner. He had to say no to dinner. “What am I doing?” he muttered, pulling out his phone again. How about lunch? Maybe tomorrow? Unless you’re mad I forgot your name. That’s ok. I forgot yours too, was the response. Smiling, Gi-hun sent over a few recommendations. He tapped in a contact name for the number. Cute Tipsy Guy.
May 22, 2025 at 5:03 AM